Family group chats are a great place to share important news or show off how good your hair is looking. The latter is what Imgur user ohfudgemocha's sister recently did. She sent a photo of herself to her two siblings and mom, but she quickly realized she should've checked the background of the photo first, because there were two dildos in it. Ohfudgemocha's sister turned to her siblings for help. In turn, ohfudgemocha decided to share the text exchange with the Internet.

This was the original group message with the dildo selfie:

Just in case anybody missed the two dildos, ohfudgemocha shared this helpful pic:

The dildos are far enough outside the middle of the frame that mom likely would never have noticed them. Putting trust in the wrong sibling exposed the existence of the dildos to a much greater number of people than the sister initially feared.​

A sibling isn't a sibling unless they've caused massive public embarrassment.

George Clooney, a 50-something who has looked 40-something since he was 20-something, is considering ditching a career in front of the camera to pursue a career behind the camera due to his age. In a recent BBC interview promoting Hail, Caesar!, the quinquagenarian explained the motives behind his new focus on directing:

I think nobody really wants to see anybody really age. You know, it's a very unforgiving thing, the camera is, and so aging becomes something that you know, you try to do less and less onscreen. You try to pick the films that work best for you and as you age they become less and less.

Clooney also recognized the situation was "obviously a lot worse for women."

Having already directed several films (including Good Night, and Good Luck, Leatherheads, and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind), he professed his love for the craft:

I enjoy it a lot. I've had really great success, and I've had some not-so-successful films, and that's also part of the experience. But what I'll say is it's really fun. As you age on screen you get to that point where you really understand that, you know, you can't stay in front of the camera your whole life. It's much more fun, and it's infinitely more creative, to be directing.

E! reports that Clooney is slated to direct both Suburbicon, written by frequent collaborators Joel and Ethan Coen and starring Matt Damon and Julianne Moore, and Hack Attack, an adaptation of the "U.K. phone hacking scandal surrounding Rupert Murdoch's news empire."

Watch the full interview below:

It's fair to assume that Tinder is functional insofar as it helps horny people to get laid, but not everyone ends up using the app for sexual purposes. Reddit user 946789987649 shared a photo conversation from a Facebook friend that shows Tinder can be productive in unlikely ways. In this case, a fruitful, non-sexual situation came about when the Redditor's friend matched with Peter, who happens to be the friend's property manager. 

Apparently that's the entirety of the Tinder conversation between Peter and the friend, though Peter's winky face suggests there may be more to this story.

If you blame your drinking on feeling anxious all the time, you are (support group voice) not alone. That anxiety may be from a lot of different things—genetics, personal circumstances, this f*cking election—that you can't really control. But it might also be from your social media use. Here are some ways you can change that, in easy-to-swallow listicle form.

1. Take a social media detox.

Doesn't that sound good? Detoxing? It's like going on a juice cleanse, but without the weird poops. A study from the nonprofit Anxiety UK found that 45 percent of people feel "worried or uncomfortable" when they can't access their email and Facebook. "These findings suggest that some may need to re-establish control over the technology they use, rather than being controlled by it,” said Anxiety UK CEO Nicky Lidbetter. One way to do that is by taking some time away from social media. After a month of not using Facebook, you may stop experiencing anxiety about not being invited to your friend's horrible improv shows anymore.

2. Defriend or unfollow assholes.

Your Donald Trump-supporting uncle might be family, but that doesn't mean you need to read his rants about Muslims on Facebook. If you find yourself feeling continually angry, jealous, or annoyed with a particular person's posts, either defriend them completely or unfollow them so that their posts don't come up on your feed—they don't receive any kind of notice that you've unfollowed them and you'll still be listed as a friend, so it won't provoke any fights. Instead, surround yourself, online and off, with people who actually make you happy. Be the refried bean center of a happiness burrito. 

3. Don't spend more than a few minutes writing a post.

Or taking a photo to share on Instagram. You're not Beyoncé. No one cares what you look like. Instead, try to focus on offline goals, Psychology Today recommends. "Use social media as a supplementary tool that is secondary to your real-life experiences, and only reward yourself with it once you’ve accomplished everything else you set out to do that day," it advises. Your first goal: find a goal that isn't getting 50 faves on a tweet.

4. Know that everyone else feels anxious too.

Really, truly: everyone feels these feelings of anxiety and FOMO, even the people who initially appear the most successful and content. An important part of being an adult is realizing that no one is happy all the time. Deep down, even Drake isn't happy. That's why he wrote "Marvins Room."

5. See a therapist.

Hey, if you have serious anxiety about this stuff, there's a chance there could be a deeper problem at work. Why not check out therapy? You can literally tell therapists anything and they're not supposed to judge you. You can even just read your tweets to them! It's helpful and fun and maybe you'll get some cool new medication out of it. 

There! Now you can blame your drinking on how calm you feel all the time.

After Donald Trump's victories on Super Tuesday, Google searches for "How to Move to Canada" shot up 1000%, showing that it wasn't only Chris Christie who felt trapped. People are planning escape routes in the event of a Trump presidency and are hoping to seek refuge in the Great White North, which is thankfully a different interpretation of "Great White" than that of Trump's America. Other than the obvious Trump-free existence, here are 10 reasons why you should consider moving to Canada.

1. Healthcare is guaranteed.

Canada holds these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal and are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, which includes healthcare coverage as guaranteed under federal law. It is publicly funded through taxes and administered by provinces and territories. While it would suck to be diagnosed with a life-threatening illness no matter where you live, at least you wouldn't have to pay out-of-pocket for treatment. 

2. There are fewer people.

Even with the influx of immigrants after Trump's inauguration, it would take a while to Canada to catch up to America in population density. Canada only has around 35 million people compared to the USA's 321 million, so there are substantially fewer people to annoy you.

3. Milk comes in bags.

Canadians drink milk from bags. It is worse for the environment because it is not recyclable, and there is an extra step of having to put the the bag in a plastic pitcher. However, nothing compares to the sense of accomplishment you get by seeing how much milk you've drank, which is an experience you can't get from a carton.

4. Maternity leave is a year.

Whether or not you want to chill with your baby for a full 12 months, it's what's permitted in Canada. New mothers have the time to recover from a traumatic physical experience, bond with their bébés, and save money on a bébésitter.

5. The Coffee Crisp chocolate bar exists there.

It is a glorious chocolate bar that is not available stateside. It's the mocha experience in delicious, wafer-y layers that you eat one-by-one. Give me a break: Kit Kats are for nerds. 

6. There's less crime.

There are two shows on TV right now that have "American Crime" in the title: the to-the-point American Crime and American Crime Story: The People v. OJ Simpson. The crime rate is nothing compared to that of America: in 2011, there were only 75 murders in Toronto, a city of 5 million people. Americans love crimes and commit crimes, and with their right to bear arms, they can more easily commit them. Canada is a total glock-blocker and controls sales and acquisition of firearms. While that means there are very few interesting Canadian dramas, real life is significantly safer. 

7. Jacob Tremblay's hot dad lives in Vancouver.

The Room star's father is a police detective in Vancouver. Not saying that you should commit a crime in Vancouver, but if you did, you just might meet him.

8. People are less outwardly racist.

In 2013, police reported only 1,167 criminal incidents motivated by hate in Canada, and in the US, there were 5,922. Grandparents are still racist, and a lot of people are still assholes. But hate crimes are bad, and it's good that Canada has less of them.

9. They use the metric system.

The metric system makes so much more sense, and it will make you a better person. There is no pride in insisting on a different system of measurement than the rest of the world. The metric system will make you a better traveler because you are able to calculate distance in every other country, and it is humbling when you are connected to the rest of humanity.

10. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

He's done a striptease.

He revealed his pornstar name.

He's charmed the pants off the Queen, and he is ready to welcome you home.

Whether you're a celebrity, a professional ballerina, or a baby momma that just wants to dance, it doesn't matter: your baby bump is a unique snowflake. It's going to look different from another pregnant woman's tummy.

For example, take a look at this photo fitness model Chontel Duncan shared on Facebook of her and her friend Natalie, whose pregnancies are only four weeks apart. 

While it might not have been the main point of sharing the photo, Duncan did take a moment in the photo caption to note that every woman "carries different and this most certainly doesn't mean one is doing something wrong or not healthy etc. We both have healthy growing babies & we both have had incredible pregnancies so far, feeling amazing & full of energy."

Duncan's confident that her baby and Natalie’s will be besties: “…our little ones will be the same age, same grade at school and potential best buds hehehehe..... Nat due start of March & I due end of March.”

Duncan said that her friend is on her third pregnancy​, and according to People, that could partially explain why her baby bump is more prominent.

The lesson? Not to worry about the size of your baby bump. The only thing you really need to worry about are your pregnancy portraits. 

A Chick-fil-A franchiser in Suwanee, Georgia just invented the "Cell Phone Coop," a little prison meant for cell phones at each table. If you can resist giving your phone a free-range lifestyle for the duration of your meal, you'll get a complimentary Chick-fil-A ice cream cone.

The rules:

1. Turn all family cell phones to silent and place in this cell phone coop.

2. Enjoy your Chick-fil-A meal and each other distraction free!

3. After the meal, let us know that you have successfully completed the challenge and each of you will receive a small Icedream cone.

Surprise! Chick-fil-A serves ice cream cones.

“We really want our restaurant to provide a sense of community for our customers,” said Brad Williams, a Chick-fil-A operator and inventor of the promotion. "But as we all know, technology increasingly demands more of our time and can be a big distraction, even while we’re eating."

Williams makes a good point. How many times have you been trying to enjoy a meal at Chick-fil-A when you get a text from a gay friend saying, "Hey, just making sure you're not eating at Chick-fil-A?"

That always ruins the meal.

According to the Huffington Post, more than 150 Chick-fil-A restaurants across the country are adopting the challenge. And all you have to do is jam a bunch of cell phones in a tiny container like so many caged chickens.

No mention of whether or not the challenge is only for traditional families.

Jenny Beavan gained widespread support when a Vine of her receiving her Oscar for her Mad Max costume work purported to show a bevy of men refusing to applaud her win. Thankfully Leonardo DiCaprio also won an Oscar, or nobody would've been talking about anything else but the clapping.

Beavan wrote an essay for The Hollywood Reporter in which she spoke about her reception at the Oscars, her Mad Max-inspired outfit, and how clapping is overrated anyway.

"I just think I was quite slow," she wrote, explaining why it took time for people to start clapping. "And, honestly, I didn’t clap the whole time [during the ceremony] — your hands get tired."

Beavan said the clapping (or lack thereof) didn't affect her. "I don’t mind in the least if they didn't clap. I felt really good, I felt the warmth, I was so proud of doing the film for George and it didn’t matter what anyone else thought, really."

Beavan—who also costumed the 1995 Sense & Sensibility adaptation—spent most of her essay explaining her outfit and how it was a choice that she hopes impacts others.

I really do think things will all calm down, but the only thing I would like is for my outfit to have a positive effect on what women feel about themselves. You don’t actually have to look like a supermodel to be successful. If that could be a takeaway, I think that would be a good thing. It is really good to have a positive feeling about yourself, because then you can do anything. People don’t have to clap for you; they don’t have to like the work.

While it's too soon to say what the long-term effect Beavan's win and attire will have on Oscars watchers, so far the takeaway seems to have been "A WOMAN WORE A CASUAL OUTFIT, LET'S DISCUSS."

So was Jenny Beavan's 2016 Oscars outfit a travesty?

In addition to being an e-cards website, Someecards also happens to be a quiet compendium of awesomely disgusting pimple popping videos. Much like a pimple, this site has layers. With that in mind, please do enjoy this "best of" video by the dermatologist calling herself "Doctor Pimple Popper," of her (mostly) clean zit and cyst extractions. And then go back to browsing for the perfect St. Patrick's Day e-card.

Stereotypes are bad, except about men, in which case they're all true. Case in point: this "Miserable Men" Instagram account collects photos of men forced to shop, and they look exactly like you'd expect.

Because women be shopping* like this:

And men be shopping like this:

Women be shopping like this:

And men be shopping like this:

Women be shopping like this:

Men be shopping like this:

And this:

And this:

And especially this:

Wow! Having a penis must be exhausting.

* Note: despite the author's gender-neutral name, she is, in fact, a woman, so she can make these jokes because she's being ironic.

You don't have to be M. Night Shyamalan to enjoy a good twist ending (though you do probably have to be M. Night Shyamalan to enjoy the ending of The Happening). This video from Cinefix looks at the 10 best plot twists in cinema history, with spoilers (obviously) for dozens of movies, including more recent ones like The Lego Movie along with classic twists like in The Sting. 

It's pretty fun, because while the video talks about the best plot twists, it also dissects each type of plot twist, so you realize how many movies fall into the same basic patterns of surprise. The biggest surprise of all, apparently, is that there's nothing new under the sun. 

On Thursday, Redditor actualguy69 (because actual guys love...y'know) posted a picture of a flyer a man put up in his town. The guy who posted the flyer was new to town and trying to make new friends, but his pitch might've been a bit too honest. Or, at the very least, he could have selected a less Tim-and-Eric-y photo:

Actualguy69 didn't say whether or not he emailed the guy on the flyer, but the flyer guy did get a lot of sympathy. Redditor brijjen noted, "As someone who just moved to a huge city all alone, I understand this." TuskenCam added, "This guy will get a lot of shit for being cringy, but being lonely is fucking awful. Maybe a weird way to reach out but good on him for trying." Another Redditor asked actualguy69 to send him the flyer dude's email because he lives in Richmond and wants to reach out. 

It just goes to show that no matter how hard you try to meet people in real life, the best way to meet them is still on the Internet.

The Republicans are debating in Detroit at press time, and it must be said that the Fox News moderators are trying valiantly to inject facts and accountability into their questions—but regardless, by 9:07pm EST, Donald Trump defended his penis. To be fair, Marco Rubio had earlier attacked his penis. That doesn't really make it more mature, but clearly the rules have changed. It remains to be seen which candidate will promise chicken nuggets at every lunch period.

Thanks to Ziwe Fumudoh for capturing this...sizeable moment in debate history.

Related: The dumbest things said on social media by people whose vote counts just as much as yours.

Coming on the heels of Mitt Romney's denunciation, Donald Trump knew he'd be the main target at this debate. Indeed, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and the moderators seemed to take turns pummeling the front-runner. Trump stuck to his talking points (which, seriously, included his genitals), calling Rubio "Little Marco," emphasizing plans to build a wall, waterboard terrorists, and shrugging off accusations of flip-flopping. Cruz tried to outflank him on the right, Rubio alternated wry quips and playground insults, and Kasich tried desperately to talk policy. Comedians, however, stared at the TV and wondered how to top it all. These are the 33 funniest reactions to the Michigan #GOPDebate:

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Thursday night's Republican debate was like a bunch of second-graders screaming in the schoolyard, down to the fact that one of them ate his own boogers. While talking about cutting federal spending, an unidentified blob rested on Ted Cruz's top lip, and made its way into his mouth by the time he got to Trump's "angry rhetoric." 

The Internet noticed, and tweeted to distract themselves from their nausea. 

It has even anthropomorphized and gotten itself a Twitter account.

As Cruz would say, "What in the Gosh's name was it?"

Normally, it's the teacher swiping a student's phone as punishment, but this situation in Union County, South Carolina is all topsy-turvy. It started when a 16-year-old male high schooler took Leigh Anne Arthur's unlocked phone from her desk while Arthur was patrolling the halls, she told WYFF4. The student browsed her photo gallery and chanced upon "partially nude" photos his teacher had taken for her husband on Valentine's Day and forgotten to delete.

The ballsy teenager sent screenshots of the pictures to himself, then went the extra mile and shared the pictures via text and social media.

The student was reprimanded Arthur said the school district forced her to resign and is blaming her for the incident because her phone was "available" to the students.

Despite the loss of her job, Arthur has managed to publicly forgive the student. "He's 16. He's going to make stupid decisions." At the same time, she said he's responsible. "He knows right and wrong. He had the ultimate decision to take pictures of my pictures and he had the ultimate decision to send them out."

A student petition, which currently has over 10,000 signatures, agrees with Arthur that fault rests with the kid who took her phone and distributed her photos without permission. It reads:

Leigh Anne Arthur is the victim of a blatant attack of her privacy. Personal photographs were illegally obtained by a student and were sent to other students in the school (Union County High). After being escorted off of school property, we (the students) are left to believe that she has been forced to, or given little choice but to resign.

The students demand the return of Arthur, who taught a mix of mechanical engineering, electronic engineering, and computer programming dubbed Mecatronics.

Interim Superintendent David Eubanks, who is apparently head captain of the blame-the-teacher team, deemed the student petition "insignificant." Eubanks is certainly not helping the notion that adults don't care what teenagers think.

Though the school took no action with the kid and as of now have no plans to do so, the police have gotten involved because the incident got much creepier. Two days after the theft, printed out copies of the nudes were anonymously sent to Arthur's home with notes written on them.

Keep track of the petition in favor of Arthur here.

Fuller House got panned by the press, to which John Stamos said, "How rude!" Stamos and Seth Meyers read through the meanest reviews, and the critics did not "have mercy!" 

It's like Kimmel's Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, but way darker. Comparing the show to both necrophilia and "a porn parody without the porn," Stamos made Seth read the critics' names so he could start plotting his revenge.

Here's hoping the actual porno got better reviews.