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Lupita Nyong'o had an awful prom date, who probably regrets what he did.

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On a break from her newly opened Broadway play Eclipsed, Lupita Nyong'o stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers to talk to Meyers about topics like brutal disappointment during her teenage years. Nyong'o, who grew up in Kenya, told Meyers about the "harrowing" experience that was getting stood up for prom. 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bPj5wlw9m0s

Poor girl plucked up the courage to ask the cute neighborhood boy to prom, and then she designed her own dress. Oh, wow. Sounds like a Drew Barrymore movie.

Following the teenage heartbreak, Nyong'o went on to win an Academy Award and was named People's Most Beautiful Woman in 2014. Decent revenge.


Samantha Bee partied with Trump supporters and somehow managed to be civil to them.

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Samantha Bee is unabashed in her lack of nice things to say about the modern GOP, but the Full Frontal host managed to have a civil (if not slightly tense) meeting with a highly diverse group of young, college-educated Donald Trump supporters. Throughout a party complete with champagne towers, a masseuse, and a Fact-Checker for debunking pro-Trump arguments, Bee kept her cool and drowned her tears with a bottle of bubbly, as are most people keeping up with this election cycle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWlUgI4cB4M

Kim and Kanye made their own Karpool Karaoke because who needs James Corden?

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In perhaps the least surprising celebrity tidbit ever, Kim Kardashian West revealed on Snapchat that she and Kanye jam to his music when they're stuck in traffic. It's Carpool Karaoke, but Kim and Kanye are way too cool for James Corden. They'll probably do their own Lip Sync Battle next.

Here is the humble Mr. and Mrs. West celebrating "The Life of Pablo," perhaps while picking up North from preschool.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC8p6Xjl13N/

Kim Kardashian seems to lose interest pretty quickly.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC8ppdCl12u/

 But the ride continues.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC8p4YJl13I/https://www.instagram.com/p/BC-L0rgl16j/https://www.instagram.com/p/BC-Lx98l16a/https://www.instagram.com/p/BC-Lt4-F16N/

The Wests were even bobbing to Bieber, which is among the most relatable things they've ever done.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC8poVDF12q/

It's also not so surprising, since Kanye recently came out as a Belieber:

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/709070533581774848

Not even Ye can resist Justin B. 

Gwyneth Paltrow's breakfast smoothie is perfect if you keep 'moon dust' in the pantry.

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If you ever wanted to get your vagina steamed or discover the benefits of urinating in the shower, head over to Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website, Goop. That's where she's posted the above golden nuggets of wisdom and now the 42-year-old actress, who is actually Confucius reborn, just posted a new recipe for a breakfast "smoothie." And boy, did it cause a stir online.

Because these are the ingredients.

https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/709426371806650369

A lot of folks on Twitter are scratching their heads at the recipe and wondering: what in the hippie world is Paltrow smoking? 

https://twitter.com/anitathetweeter/status/709338375032070144/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/residentdrinker/status/709273149804773376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The smoothie requires one teaspoon each of these strange components: maca, ashwagandha, ho shou wu, and cordyceps.

https://twitter.com/jgdormer/status/709356689103917056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

​The morning drank is pricey, but affordable—it's not as crazy expensive as Buzzfeed made it out to be. It doesn’t cost $200 a day for a smoothie, the aforementioned price is to initially purchase all of the ingredients and the recipe only calls for a small portion of each. Vanity Fair crunched the numbers and said that each drink costs $10.52, which is a couple dollars more than your average Jamba Juice smoothie. It's somewhat affordable for the masses, but chump change for the %1.

You can also customize the recipe with dozens of options. So, depending on your mood or what the day looks like you can try: “Spirit Dust” ($65 for two ounces) “to get that extrasensory perception going," “Brain Dust” ($55) to combat “mental fogginess," and “Sex Dust” ($60) “for, you know."

Ooh, you so dirty Paltrow.

https://www.instagram.com/p/x4tsp7iPRX/?taken-by=gwynethpaltrow&hl=en

 

If you're amazed by the drink which has "Sex Dust" as an ingredient, Paltrow told Brit+Co: “This is an extremely basic version.” 

Basic? Are you trying to pull an Adele, girl?

Jenna Dewan Tatum taught Anna Faris how to dance sexy and it was a hilarious mess.

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On Monday, Mrs. Luckiest Woman in the World, Jenna Dewan Tatum, was a guest on Unqualified, the podcast of Mrs. Second Luckiest Woman in the World, Anna Faris. The two took a break from podcastin' to work on some sexy dance moves.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC9DwTyDtA-/

It seems like one of these woman might be a better dancer than the other. Dewam posted the video to her Instagram with the caption: "Things definitely get a little silly when Anna and I get together." Hang in there, Anna, you're learning from the best. And maybe try it not in four-inch platforms. 

Encouragement

DNA results on that knife found in O.J. Simpson's yard yield another lucky break for man who's had plenty.

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On Tuesday, the LAPD announced there was no DNA on a knife reportedly found buried on O.J. Simpson's estate. A construction worker discovered the knife when the property was demolished, and turned it over to a retired cop who was working security on a movie shoot.

The cop held onto the knife for years because he thought the case was closed, and only recently announced its existence and turned it over. The case was not closed, and the test results on the knife say that soil degraded any DNA that would have been on the handle or blade.

If the knife doesn't fit, you must acquit.

All it took was a wildly popular TV movie series to remind someone about a knife they were given in 1998. Perhaps more evidence will surface in another 18 years.

JFK's granddaughter Rose Schlossberg looks so much like Jackie Kennedy, it's like they're related or something.

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Caroline Kennedy's eldest daughter, Rose Kennedy Schlossberg, recently released new episodes of her web series End Times Girls Club. And that's as excellent an excuse as any to guffaw over how much the 27-year-old looks like her famous grandmother.

Here's a photo People dug up of Rose posing with her 25-year-old sister and New York Times writer Tatiana—who looks a lot like their mother—at the Kennedy Center Honors in 2014.

https://twitter.com/futurebigstars/status/709605793553891328

In case anyone has forgotten what Jackie Kennedy looked like, this is her with a teeny-tiny JFK Jr.

It's not just the hair or the black garments—there's the facial structure, too. Exhibit B is an old picture from 2011, because Rose—who lives in Japan where her mom is a US Ambassador—isn't exactly in the public eye a ton.

On the other side of Caroline is her now 23-year-old son who apparently has an interest in politics. Yeah, all these people are definitely related.

Now, because she deserves to get some press for something other than her face, here's Rose and her friend Mara Nelson-Greenberg in an episode of the aforementioned web series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohRkdfsz5A0

Zac Efron is obsessed with his selfie stick, and you'll be obsessed with his obsession.

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Zac Efron got way too obsessed with taking selfies, because if you looked like that, wouldn't you? On the set of his new movie, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Efron discovered the magic of the selfie stick, and its uncanny ability to capture pictures of oneself at all sorts of angles. 

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/905751107b/zac-efron-can-t-stop-taking-selfies?short_id=ab0n&_cc=__d___&_ccid=2da2ae32c99af488

As long as they're not making Martin Luther King Day about himself, Efron should be able to take all the selfies he wants. With or without a shirt. And he should share them. Please.  

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Shailene Woodley rocked your grandma’s bob haircut in her adorable childhood headshot.

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On Monday, Shailene Woodley appeared on The Tonight Show and, thanks to Jimmy Fallon, folks got to see how adorable the 24-year-old actress looked in her childhood headshot. “Get ready for cuteness overload,” Fallon cautioned the audience before revealing Woodley’s throwback snap. 

The Divergent Series: Allegiant star’s headshot shows her rocking the meanest and cleanest bob haircut. Grandmas everywhere, be jelly:

https://youtu.be/XuWzDRbTVw0

“Look at that hair! What was my mom thinking? She spent two hours blow-drying that hair,” Woodley jokingly said of the photo. In the video, the actress confirmed that she was at least five or six-years-old when the portrait was taken.

“I was super into Princess Leia. I was so angry. My hair was short I couldn’t do the Leia buns, really,” she expressed.

Seems like little girls will forever and always love Princess Leia.

Cher has excellent comeback for Trump-loving troll who tried to caps-shame her.

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On Saturday, Cher, beloved performer, celebrity, and frequent all-caps Twitter user, tweeted a comparison between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler.

https://twitter.com/cher/status/708495593526562816

On Monday, a random Twitter user tweeted at her, to let her know her caps lock key was on, AS IF SHE DIDN'T KNOW.

https://twitter.com/MNightheart/status/708927965585928192

And Twitter hero Cher took the time to tweet a response to the concerned grammar troll.

https://twitter.com/cher/status/708932864008593408

There you go, buddy. And, oh, your jerk-lock key is on.

Catherine O'Hara played Pictionary with Jimmy Fallon and couldn't help drawing a penis.

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Pictionary, the Rorschach test of party games, can bring out anyone's inner deviant. To Jimmy Fallon's visible horror, Catherine O'Hara's subconscious association between guns and penises was broadcast to the world on Monday's Tonight Show. Alongside guests Shailene Woodley and Eugene Levy, the four poorly drew a series of objects and phrases such as the Mona Lisa and "talk to the hand" with varying degrees of accuracy. Fallon and Levy faced off against O'Hara and Woodley. Find out which team won in the clip below: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmVa-4_7m0I

Lame man Henry Cavill says there's a 'double standard' for catcalling.

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Superman actor and whiny dude Henry Cavill is complaining about the double standard of women catcalling him. Sure, he acknowledges that it's way worse when it happens to women because they may feel physically threatened. But occasionally, ya know, our boy Henry finds it offensive.

As for the double standard, it sounds like he's getting propositioned in an Austin Powers movie: 

I do think there's a bit of a double standard, you know. I mean, if a girl shouts something like ‘Oi, love, fancy a shag?’ to me as I walk past I do sometimes wonder how she’d feel if a builder said that to her. Although, of course, I wouldn’t feel physically threatened, as she might.

To clarify, he finds it offensive if he's walking down the street with his girlfriend:

I've heard some things. I don't mind it, unless I'm with my girlfriend and someone is being complimentary to me in order to disrespect her.

Cavill is right, it's much less fun to have women throw themselves at you when walking down the street with your girlfriend. His girlfriend, Tara King, may get easily jealous because she's 19 and he's 32.

https://twitter.com/people/status/700026953374527489

If he's upset by remarks made by women on the street, maybe he should just use his superpowers. Like shooting red lasers out of his eyes. Not directly at them, just a warning shot to show them he doesn't like it.

'Women's Running' puts plus-size model Nadia Aboulhosn on the cover and people are so excited they're buying it in print.

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Nadia Aboulhosn is a designer/blogger/model whose name is worth remembering because she's super stylin' and promotes body diversity by doing things like the landing cover of Women's Running magazine. The 27-year-old Lebanese-American is April's cover model, and she's only the second plus-size model to land that coveted spot—which she didn't even know she was getting when she did the shoot. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC-hs-aTNoB/?taken-by=womensrunningmagazine&hl=en

Jessica Sebor, the magazine's editor-in-chief, told BuzzFeed, “We originally selected Nadia for our feature on fitness/fashion influencers, but we loved her energy so much, we knew we had to put her front and center on our cover."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBVu61nniST/?taken-by=nadiaaboulhosn&hl=en

Aboulhosn shared her extreme joy on Instagram with a repost of the cover.

Brb I'm crying ugly tears. I shot a few months ago with @womensrunningmagazine for their April 2016 issue that's out on stands now. I was in the airport last night flying from Florida back to LA and went in the store, saw it, and started crying. This elderly couple next to me was like...whats wrong? I'm like THIS IS MY FIRST MAGAZINE COVER AFTER WORKING NON STOP FOR 5 YEARS! I'm glad no one was around to see it Bc snot was every where, I was sweating.
I know I joke a lot so let me be serious and say thank you to Women's Running Mag for choosing me. When I got the email I still didn't believe it was going to happen. I for sure thought last minute something was going to happen and I wouldn't be on the cover just solely off the fact that things have turned wrong for me so much of my life when I'm almost about to have something, I get disappointed or let down. I'm never satisfied and feel like I could always be doing more but seeing my cover made me calm down and enjoy this moment that's such a milestone for me and my career. Thank you especially to Jessica Sebor. You amaze me. It's so important to feel good about yourself. I'll be taking over @womensrunningmagazine's Instagram account tomorrow so be sure to follow and be sure to get the mag and read my story inside! Thank you to everyone who has been a part of this, the entire team at Womens Running, also to my family and close circle who keep me aligned. Thank you to all of you because you contribute so much to my success. Wearing @adidasoriginals outfit in this shot with @nike roshe runs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAsw2nDHiW_/

Others were equally pumped with Aboulhosn's success.

https://twitter.com/cosmojunk/status/709428431809679360https://twitter.com/NayDeenyRadd/status/709427351625531392https://twitter.com/Saalene/status/709449714828234753https://twitter.com/neeshunleashed/status/709513549224157184https://twitter.com/Red_or_MC1R/status/709435539439673345

“I’m just trying to normalize what should have already been seen as normal,” Aboulhosn, who is not a fan of the term plus-size, told BuzzFeed.

Running magazine covers will be even more normal once they start showing people who don't look so damn happy to be running. 


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'Xena: Warrior Princess' will be openly lesbian in the upcoming TV reboot.

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Lesbianism was only a not-so-subtle subtext of the original Xena: Warrior Princessseries, but the upcoming reboot will feature the same badass warrior with a new, unambiguous sexuality. Xena and her partner Gabrielle (played by Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor, respectively) will be openly gay, said executive producer Javier Grillo-Marxuach in a tumblr post responding to a fan.

xena will be a very different show made for very different reasons. there is no reason to bring back xena if it is not there for the purpose of fully exploring a relationship that could only be shown subtextually in first-run syndication in the 1990s. it will also express my view of the world - which is only further informed by what is happening right now - and is not too difficult to know what that is if you do some digging.

This won't come as a surprise to many fans, especially given that Lawless confirmed Xena's sexual orientation to Lesbian Newsin 2003.

Gay. Gay. Definitely….There was always a ‘Well, she might be or she might not be,’ but when there was that drip of water passing between their lips in the very final scene, that cemented it for me. Now it wasn’t just that Xena was bisexual and kinda like her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was, ‘Nope, they’re married, man.’”

Check out the fan-made montage of Xena and Gabrielle clips below that demonstrate how lightly the word 'subtext' should be used to describe the warrior's sexuality in the old series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnQUwUqE1aw

The lifelong contract Trump's volunteers have to sign might show how he feels about the First Amendment.

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Surprise, surprise: the contract that Donald Trump's volunteers have to sign is wholly unreasonable and stands in contrast to the First Amendment (the Constitutional revision that Trump depends on to be able to say the things he does). The Daily Dot reviewed the full six-page contract on Monday and found a laundry list of legally untenable restrictions forced upon anyone who signs the document (which the publication saw dozens do during their time at at Trump's NYC headquarters).

Beyond the non-disparagement agreement's preventing volunteers "from criticizing the Republican presidential front-runner, his family members, any Trump businesses or products, or his campaign," it demands Trump campaign workers prohibit "their employees from criticizing Trump, thus making volunteers responsible for the free speech of others" and is worded so that the contract "theoretically lasts for the entirety of a volunteer's life."

A New York employment lawyer, Davida Perry, told The Daily Dot the obligations required by the contract are "shocking."

He's apparently so afraid that people would say something bad about him after spending some time on his campaign that they have to sign some sort of agreement. I don't see how this stands up. I don't see how a court enforces this.

A court full of judges appointed by President Trump might.

The man who's supposedly unafraid to tell it like it is (political correctness be damned!) seems wildly anxious about being told like it is (but don't say bad stuff about me!). This contract puts Trump's paranoia on full display, which makes sense given the increasing hostility he's been feeling at his rallies.

This map of the states that most love pot will fill you with homegrown pride.

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The constant, crazy election coverage categorizes America by red states and blue states, but it is fun to remember that there are also green states. A new map from Estately drew up the United States according to their level of dankness, which is a dope way to learn geography. 

The map gauged enthusiasm for marijuana by which states have a high (hehe) percentage of marijuana users, whether the ganja costs a lot of green, how often weed-related things were searched on Google, legal status, and if people publicly expressed interest in chillin' out, maxin', and relaxin' all cool. 

The darker the states shade of green, the more marijuana's accepted. Here are the big takeaways:

Bernie Sanders represents Vermont well.

Feel the Bern.

The West Coast is the best coast (for weed).

Actual footage from a party in Oregon.

 

The Midwest is not like it was on That 70s Show.

Make Wisconsin great again.

The flyover states don't care to get high.

The only thing lighting up in North Dakota are the oil rigs.

The Southwest (minus Texas, plus Hawaii and Alaska) is lit.

Hopefully the occasional blunt is the only thing you have in common with Walter White. 

The Deep South could use some dope.  

If people in the South sparked up they might not have the energy to be racist.

 

With the election tearing the country apart, it's nice to know that a lot of the states have similar coping mechanisms.

New anti-Trump ad is just women reading actual derogatory things he's said about women.

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In a new ad paid for by a Republican anti-Trump group, Our Principles PAC, released on March 14, women read aloud things Donald Trump has actually said aloud about women, both individually and as a group. It's pretty brutal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkSRJSUY0vs

Some are short quotes, like "bimbo" or "fat pig," while others are longer statements, like, "You know, it really doesn't matter what they write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass." The source and date of each quote is written in text in the corner of the screen.

Trump has been accused of sexism many times before, but Trump swears he loves women (which isn't even exactly the point). In August 2015 Trump told Jake Tapper of CNN: "I cherish women. I want to help women. I'm going to do things for women that no other candidate will be able to do. And it's very important to me."

The Our Principles super PAC was created in January 2016 by Katie Packer, a Republican strategist who was the deputy campaign manager for Mitt Romney's 2012 run for president. Trump probably doesn't cherish her a great deal right now.

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