If you ever wanted to get your vagina steamed or discover the benefits of urinating in the shower, head over to Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website, Goop. That's where she's posted the above golden nuggets of wisdom and now the 42-year-old actress, who is actually Confucius reborn, just posted a new recipe for a breakfast "smoothie." And boy, did it cause a stir online.
Because these are the ingredients.
https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/709426371806650369A lot of folks on Twitter are scratching their heads at the recipe and wondering: what in the hippie world is Paltrow smoking?
https://twitter.com/anitathetweeter/status/709338375032070144/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/residentdrinker/status/709273149804773376?ref_src=twsrc%5EtfwThe smoothie requires one teaspoon each of these strange components: maca, ashwagandha, ho shou wu, and cordyceps.
https://twitter.com/jgdormer/status/709356689103917056?ref_src=twsrc%5EtfwThe morning drank is pricey, but affordable—it's not as crazy expensive as Buzzfeed made it out to be. It doesn’t cost $200 a day for a smoothie, the aforementioned price is to initially purchase all of the ingredients and the recipe only calls for a small portion of each. Vanity Fair crunched the numbers and said that each drink costs $10.52, which is a couple dollars more than your average Jamba Juice smoothie. It's somewhat affordable for the masses, but chump change for the %1.
You can also customize the recipe with dozens of options. So, depending on your mood or what the day looks like you can try: “Spirit Dust” ($65 for two ounces) “to get that extrasensory perception going," “Brain Dust” ($55) to combat “mental fogginess," and “Sex Dust” ($60) “for, you know."
Ooh, you so dirty Paltrow.
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If you're amazed by the drink which has "Sex Dust" as an ingredient, Paltrow told Brit+Co: “This is an extremely basic version.”
Basic? Are you trying to pull an Adele, girl?