While traditional Wikipedia is an excellent tool for pretending you know something and didn't just look it up on Wikipedia, let's face it, it can also be tremendously longwinded and boring. That's where TL;DR Wikipedia (or Too Long; Didn't Read Wikipedia, if you're our dad) comes in. TL;DR Wikipedia aims to be your #1 source for fact-esque information in as few words as possible, and as you can see, is doing pretty well at it...