Safe and sound, unlike your password.(Via)
When someone takes over your Facebook account, do they take over your soul? No, of course they don't because souls aren't real. But Facebook is, and there's nothing more embarrassing than when someone steals your password and posts a pornographic status update in your name for all your nearly-forgotten high school acquaintances and distant cousins to read. Take a lesson from these poor victims of status-tory "frape." Strengthen that password and lock it up tight if you don't want to end up being humiliated in front of all 1600 of your "friends" in a hilariously entertaining manner.
On the bright side, you've got some well-mannered students if "poopieface" is the worst they'll do. (Via)
Holly really hates people who misuse words. Quick, someone hack her! (Via)
Well, no and yes. No he didn't hack me, but yes, he did this.(Via)
Not sure the analogy holds, but it's beautiful nonetheless, mom.(Via)
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Weirdest baby shower invite ever. (Via)
Ashley probably knew that would happen. She knows the effect she's had on men. (Via)
Hey, she's forgetful and a thief, but there's no reason to call her mean!(Via)
Only the best could "hack" into an account that's already logged in.(Via)
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When can we visit him in the dick removal hospital?
At least in America they just search your crotch.
Let's just agree that everyone on Facebook's illiterate. Cool?
You owe him one George.
Worst "hack" ever. At least call her gay or something.
Updated 9/24/13:
Using meds without prescription causes you to give out your password.
It's nice when your friends REALLY know you.
The easiest way to come out is to leave your Facebook logged in.
Fire! This is a quiz right?
The best account abductions make you wait for it.
Jake also publicly urinates well above the amateur level.
Updated 7/9/13:
We're never attempting a home improvement project again.
Thanks for showing such impressive restraint, stranger.
She'll have to wait for Dongukkah.
Always use plenty of lube...love, mom.
Hope she comments about Terence's cock next so he doesn't feel left out!
This is the first known evidence of a new phenomenon: homophobifrape.
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Or this could just be some things Vanessa needed to get off her chest.
You've been Caged!
"I love publicly describing my intimate cleaning rituals every once in a while."
She's still calling him "babe." We think he's got a chance.
What a waste of a perfectly good hack.
Someone teach that man about emoticons!
Updated 5/8/13:
The kids call this a "skinny hack."
If anyone knows where I can find a penis resembling an onion ring, let me know.
Her real friends know she hates pandas.
Someone's aunt wanted to teach her a lesson about how not to use hashtags.
It's not actually that hard to do, but you're gonna get some ball on your face.
Updated 3/22/13:
So, this is the work of a "genius?"
Like an oral sex version of "I just saved a lot of money by switching my car insurance!"
Never hack Liam Neeson.
That escalated quickly.
Mister Tumnus, you have weird friends.
Facebook's reckoning.
Well, he already gave away his Facebook password. What's left?
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That, or Jonathan has a Tyler Durden-style alter ego who needs their own Facebook page.
"I would never turn down a dumb blonde. Don't put words in my mouth!"
Hey, person who did that: you need to be meaner.
You/you're - the last issue on which Americans are absolutely sure about right and wrong.
When you're not here all I do is snoop around your computer for other peoples' pictures.
"I am kind of into Satan and all his works."
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Wendee gives credit where credit is due. It takes a village to cuckold a husband.
These delightfully fresh-faced employees were given a sitcom 5 minutes after posting.
Recap: she missed her period status but she's going to keep it anyway.
Frankly, if someone logged on to our Facebook and handled those tasks, we'd appreciate it.
Like Megan's Law for cheaters, but it's your ex who gets to tell everyone you're scum.
If you tried this at work, it wouldn't be called "fun." It'd be called "team building."
Classic Cliana — only interested in other people's lives until the commercials are over.
Religion: one of the few things on Facebook that will like (and stalk) you back.
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Revenge is a dish best served by remote control.
It's a mystery where she gets that language from...
This man will never be able to get a real job now. He's ruined forever.
If you want to know your significant others' password, put a ring on it.
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