Sailors rescue a swimming squirrel that was too tired to make it to shore on...
Ahoy! (via YouTube)This is a story of a compassionate sailor, LifelineRedcoat, and his son, rescuing a tired squirrel they found trying to navigate the Somerset Resevoir in 2012. After jumping into the...
View ArticleHeard a child describe a ranting homeless man as "so random."
Danforth FranceThu, 19 Jun 2014 15:49:49 EDTHeard a child describe a ranting homeless man as "so random."
View ArticleDisastrous and embarrassing cases of people forgetting to log out of Facebook.
Safe and sound, unlike your password.(Via) When someone takes over your Facebook account, do they take over your soul? No, of course they don't because souls aren't real. But Facebook is, and there's...
View ArticleSit down, be quiet, and watch these three dudes in stiletto-heeled shoes...
Triple threat.I am not a man. I am a graceless, shambling mass of flabby tissue and fluid, and I should just hobble myself and get it over with. These gentlemen floating with elegance in razor sharp...
View Article"Saved By The Bell" to be exposed in unauthorized Lifetime television movie.
Time out... they're making WHAT??? (via NBC)Lifetime, television for people who loved Saved By The Bell, has a major announcement: they are making an unauthorized television movie of NBC's cheesy,...
View ArticleT-Mobile's CEO went way over the line in talking about AT&T and Verizon--and...
Getting paid $29 million a year gives you some leeway to speak your mind. John Legere is the CEO of T-Mobile, and here's something I never thought I'd type: he really made me like T-Mobile today. I'm...
View ArticleA guy wearing a Mentos suit got dropped into a tank of Diet Coke.
The proper attire for a Mo'Mentos occasion.Once upon a time, somebody dropped a Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke, and the Internet never looked back. In fact, there was a several month period a few...
View ArticleA guy led cops on a high-speed chase through a golf course.
"Mind if we play through?"This car chase across a golf course in looks like so much fun, the only thing missing is some up-tempo banjo music from the Dukes of Hazard. And let's not kid ourselves,...
View ArticleA Seattle man attempted to delay his ex-girlfriend's flight with a bomb threat.
"Don't send, don't send, sent it - shit!" (via)A broken-hearted idiot with a plan was arrested near Seattle today after allegedly calling in a bomb threat to prevent his ex-girlfriend's plane from...
View ArticleThe pros and cons of a Redskins name change.
(via Getty)by Dan AbromowitzThe US Patent Office canceled trademarks for the Washington Redskins on Wednesday, potentially forcing team owner Dan Snyder to change a name widely derided as a Native...
View ArticleJeremy Meeks: profile of a lady killer.
If loving him is a crime, lock him up. (via Facebook)Jeremy Meeks, the Internet loves you. It hearts you. It teardrop tattoos you.The Stockton police department posted Meek's mugshot on Facebook...
View ArticleSusan Sarandon and Geena Davis would like to remind you they didn't just play...
#Pioneers.Thelma and Louise is typically remembered for starting the trends of BFFs driving extremely recklessly and Brad Pitt being extremely hot. While recent cultural events like #yesallwomen could...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - June 20, 2014
1. Ron Paul Agrees To Take Role, Possibly As Atlas, In 'Atlas Shrugged' FinaleBig news for libertarians and fans of awkwardly didactic filmmaking: Ayn Rand-enthusiast Ron Paul will be taking on a role...
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