Before Facebook, you went through five key stages in your relationship with your father. He held you in the hospital when you were born, you competed with him for your mother's love, you accidentally saw his penis when you were six, you hated him when you were a teenager, and then you spent the next few decades sharing polite conversation about sports and digestion. Now, you have to endure the Facebook stage, when you get to see exactly how Dad behaves when he's "idle." You learn what he likes, what he thinks is funny, and man does he love talking about that penis you saw when you were six. Celebrate Father's Day with this collection of fathers exhibiting some truly cringe-worthy behavior on Facebook.