Exhibit A. (via Imgur)
Redditor giordanon went on reddit and posted the above photo with the title, "A while ago, my mom pulled my younger brother over because she suspected he was stoned. He claimed he looked fine and challenged her to take a picture for later. You be the judge."
I love being the judge, and that kid looks high as fuck. The experts on reddit thought so too. Here is just a quick grab of some of the many colorful euphemisms for how high this kid looks:
And of course, there's the stoner scale:
If any of you are wondering, no, this kid's mom is not a cop. As giordanon explains it, she is just a woman who knows her son. It was a tough break for the brother, too. Apparently he was only trying to move the car enough to park it somewhere.
And if any of you are worried that the brother will be terrorizing the streets with those red eyes behind the wheel, giordanon reports that his brother quit smoking 6 months ago.
But really, what is time anyway?
(by Myka Fox)