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Someone asked Obama to take a hit from their blunt.
He laughed! Then he pointed at me and some guys took me away for a few hours.President Barack Obama visited Denver, Colorado yesterday, and the Prez' visit to the first state to legalize marijuana has...
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An airline pilot ordered pizza for 160 passengers who were stuck on his plane.
Suddenly gluten isn't a huge problem.(via KTLA)Anytime you're on a plane, you like to think that the pilot is a quick-thinking, Sully Sullenberger hero-type prepared to handle any emergency that might...
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A college girl went on a Twitter tirade about having accidentally texted a...
No, her school hours are spent staging barely believable click-bait Twitter plays. Yesterday, a college girl with a love for the grand tradition of tall tales spun a yarn on Twitter about sending a...
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck is furious about Rosie O'Donnell returning to "The View."
Sour and sourer. (via)Want to know how angry Elizabeth Hasselbeck was when she heard the news that Rosie O'Donnell is returning to The View? She interrupted her vacation to call into the morning wind...
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A kid asked his mom to take a picture of him to prove he wasn't high...
Exhibit A. (via Imgur)Redditor giordanon went on reddit and posted the above photo with the title, "A while ago, my mom pulled my younger brother over because she suspected he was stoned. He claimed he...
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17 couples on Facebook who are ruining love for everybody.
Except a restaurant will serve alcohol to make this tolerable. (Via)It's okay to hate the Facebook couple. In fact, it's human nature. A recent study found that people who are vocal about their...
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Two stoner buddies broke into an elementary school and stole some Froot Loops.
Hahahah that dude on the left. (via Hernando County Sheriff)Logan Brown, 18, and Christopher Ramos, 20, are the stars of the greatest stoner caper of all time. Last week they blazed up and broke into...
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The most hilariously inappropriate notes ever written by kids.
This kid writing to his parents is really getting a jump on his teen years. (Via) Kids are shockingly disgusting, perverse, and inappropriate. They're also our future. So we should probably pay...
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The secret, foolproof method to finally overcoming your problems.
by Dan Abromowitz1. Make a list of your problems. For example, if you are in debt, you would write down, "Debt."2. Identify strategies you might use to solve your problems. For example, if you are in...
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Crazy dog surfs on top of truck in middle of highway.
"Past the second sign on the right, and straight on 'til bacon!"Before you get too concerned about what part of the country just lets things like this happen, let me assure you that this did not happen...
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This guy's "super excited" girl voice is eerily spot-on.
Bearded lady or lady-ish bear?Here's some footage of New York-based actor Matt Bittner ostensibly doing his "super excited" girl voice while fooling around after a recent show. I say "ostensibly"...
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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 10, 2014
1. 'Game Of Thrones' Slashes A Bloody Swath Of Gore Through Emmy Competition — Racks Up 19 NominationsGame of Thrones—everybody's favorite outlet for crushing misery and unnecessary nudity—dominates...
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Incredible high-speed race ending in last-second birth on hospital steps...
Baby's first high-speed race. (via)A lot of babies are conceived in a parking lot, not so often born in one.Kristin Dickerson of Rosenberg, Texas, went into labor in the middle of the night after 42...
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