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This kid writing to his parents is really getting a jump on his teen years. (Via)
Kids are shockingly disgusting, perverse, and inappropriate. They're also our future. So we should probably pay attention to the weird messages they're passing to each other during class, because someday they'll be teachers, cops, and senators still passing poorly spelled notes with overtly sexual content. Here are some of the best kids' notes we've ever seen, and by best we mean they'll make you question ever having children.
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All day long? How does she find the time to teach? (Via)
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She did say balls. The kid is human.(Via)
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She was trying to write "cute"? I hope? (Via)
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If it makes you feel better, everyone living is also dying.(Via)
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Seriously, Valerie. Run girl! (Via)
Updated 5/22/14:
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She really needs to find a job where her boss respects her.(via)
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Blunt, but concise. (via)
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Dr. Lawrence has excellent handwriting for a doctor. (via)
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At least she told you where she was. (via)
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On the other hand, you may look handsome. Who is Nicholas to say? (via)
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Better you learn now that it's a crul, crul world. (via)
Updated 4/24/14:
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You'll get your diamond earrings when you start flossing, kid. (via)
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That's cool. It happens. (via)
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Kids these days can't even spell "cunt." (via)
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TV will keep your teacher from being lonely, don't worry. (via)
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And hopefully studying my dictionary. (via)
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Well that's just a reasonable request. (via)
Updated 3/31/14:
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You go girl. (via)
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A simple, but effective plan. (via)
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Adults these days are horrible spellers. (via)
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Always vomit with caution, young one! (via)
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Inconsistently and with lots of scratching? (via)
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There's an implicit threat of bodily harm in this note that makes me uncomfortable. (via)
Updated 2/26/14:
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There's no limit to how many times she'd ceck on her brother. (via)
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Thanks for the not-at-all creepy love letter! (via)
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I'd be worried, but I'm too distracted by your grammar. (via)
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I'm flattered. No one's ever called me cunt before. (via)
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Tell no one, Ashley. (via)
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Seriously Chad, what is your deal? (via)
Updated 1/25/14:
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Seems pretty accurate. (via) (Click here to see the rest...)
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Where does she circle to lead him on for the next six months? (via)
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That diagram is crystal clear! Crystal! (via Huffington Post)
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When apologizing fails, be honest. (via)
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And WHAT?!! (via)
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LOL that bitch deserves someone better. (via)
Updates 10/10/13:
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But rest assured, they will not fail again.(via)
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It's never too early to teach rap education.(via)
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Oh god, the red.(via)
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He's probably putting way more hearts on his girl's notes.(via)
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Dear Julia: Ew. Love, T.F.(via)
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Never fight a man armed with a lolepop.(via)
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Don't believe him, girl! He's just trying to get between your sticks. (via)
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No no, break her heart the day before your anniversary. Sigh. You'll get there. (via)
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Always ask for consent before putting your special thing in there but. (via)
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Why would anyone want to shoot a cat with a gasoline pump? (via)
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Hate to break it to you, Julian, but you're still getting hit in the middle. (via)
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Of course you love me. If you didn't, you would talk to me. (via)
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What I'm trying to say is, you look like a sack of potatoes. (via)
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Honesty is the most delicious policy. (via)
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Oh, well if she's got those tet tet's, go to her. (via)
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