He later moved into a funhouse of mirrors so he could finally look normal.
So you've been chatting with a chick you met in the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. She wants to see pictures of the huge muscles you've been telling her you have and promises to send you some naughty shots if you oblige. The only problem? You may have exaggerated a bit about your "washboard abs" and "16 inch guns." Uh oh! Better bust out that copy of Photoshop you barely know how to use. She won't get suspicious if your muscles appear to defy the laws of nature, will she? Answer: Probably, but since she's really a dude she's willing let your little white lies go.