Oh, that's where that went! (via Journal of Sexual Medicine)
A 38-year-old Scottish woman walked around for ten years with a sex toy up her vagina -- and she had no idea.
According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the woman went to the hospital complaining of severe weight loss, shaking, lethargy and mild incontinence lasting for "a few weeks". Doctors then took an X-ray, revealing a foreign body pushing into the bladder from the vagina. When surgeons went in to operate, they removed a 5-inch sex toy.
That's when the woman recalled a drunken night a decade ago with a partner, when she used that damn thing and couldn't remember whether or not she had taken it out.
This terrifies me beyond the fact that this mistake had been life threatening. How could she not know it was in there? What if I have something in my vagina and don't know it? I lose pens and pencils all the time, and forget about how many of my socks go missing. Can objects just chill out in my lady hole undetected like that? Do I really have to wait a decade before my body finally alerts me to the location of my mail key?
Scientists say this is the longest known length of time for a sex toy to remain inside a woman like this, although there is a case of a 72-year-old woman having had a "foreign object" up there that neither she nor her doctors could figure out what it was. It had been vagina-ed unrecognizable.
(by Myka Fox)