The look on your face after learning that you're now the father of quadruplets.
Well, there go the next couple decades.See this face? This is the face of a man who just witnessed four tiny little human beings squirm out of his partner's womb and come tumbling into his life,...
View ArticleDoctors find a sex toy that had been hiding in a woman's vagina for 10 years.
Oh, that's where that went! (via Journal of Sexual Medicine)A 38-year-old Scottish woman walked around for ten years with a sex toy up her vagina -- and she had no idea. According to the Journal of...
View ArticleA family was removed from a flight over dad's tweet about a "rude" gate agent.
F'd by Southwest. (via)If you're ever having trouble contacting an airline's customer service representative, consider tagging them on Twitter. That's what a guy from Minneapolis found out recently...
View ArticleIt's 5 months until Christmas, but the best nativity scene of the year has...
There was no room in the fridge.Christmas came early for the Internet today, as a redditor unveiled his special named-Coke-can version of the classic nativity scene using cans sold in Mexico, where...
View ArticleTiny cat loves its owner just a tiny bit too much.
Who could resist these bedroom eyes?Somewhere in Russia (I think) there is a leopard-printed Scottish Fold-looking cutie that loves its owner almost too much. It rubs its head and body desperately on...
View ArticleIf you ever meet Fabio in real life, he will totally let you do this to him.
Coming soon from Harlequin: "Cleanup On Aisle Me." (via redditor The_Catalyst_89)If you don't know who Fabio is, congratulations on turning three years old. The man, the myth, the butter-unbeliever and...
View ArticleA guy jumps into the middle of a golf course pond to evade the cops, a...
I'm just trying to find my balls! (via Ada County Sheriff's Office)Nathan M McCoy, 21, went to the cops to lodge a complaint that a woman had violated a restraining order he had put out against her....
View ArticleConan O'Brien's performance in 'Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda' should win him an...
The Oscar clip. Also, the only clip.Let this clip from from the upcoming Syfy epic film Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda stand as testimony to all the naysayers who nayly said that Conan O'Brien's major motion...
View ArticleThis guy's insane "Don't message me if..." list on OK Cupid probably rules...
This is former "Bachelor" Jake Palmer, a sorry loser by comparison. (via)First, the good news, ladies; the perfect man does exist. The bad news is that there's very little chance he'd be into you. Or...
View ArticleBehold the majestic flapping of many dog jowls from car windows everywhere.
Let this be your spirit animal. Guys! it's been a tough week, hasn't it? I mean, there was all that stuff in the news, which was, like, super depressing. And then at work, your boss was all like,...
View ArticleAccidental text leads to best wedding photo ever.
And that's where the conversation ended... until Saturday.A bride-to-be decided to go the casual route by sending a group text when inviting people to her wedding photo shoot and BBQ. Somehow she...
View Article6 new contenders for the single most entertaining note ever written by a...
A stoner roommate could read that the wrong way. (via)Whether you're in your post-college years or your mid-forties and sleeping in your old room at your parents' house, the roommate situation is a...
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