I finally have enough money to leave your mom!
It's every parent's dream: your kid promises to thank you for your years of hard work by paying off your house.
YouTube Star Timothy DeLaGhetto made that very promise to his parents years ago, and now, thanks to videos like Girls Don't Make Sense! and Guide the Cock, Don't Block It, he is able to make good. Must be such a warm feeling to be able to honor your family that way.
Of course, when you've made that money off viral hits, the gift comes with a price: if they want that money, their reactions must be filmed.
Now all they have to do is sit back, relax, and wait for grandkids in the house that Dude, Show Me Your D*ck! built.
(by Myka Fox)