How the 'Hobby Lobby' decision paved the way for Satanists to save women's...
When the Ten Commandments were put in an Oklahoma City courthouse, Satanists argued they deserved a Baphomet statue, as well. This is like that, except better. There's a good reason that you don't let...
View ArticleHousesitter leaves behind a very entertaining note detailing his...
When you ask a friend to house-sit for you, there's an unspoken agreement between the two of you. You're saying, "I give you permission to fuck with my shit." Your friend/housesitter is saying, "I'm...
View ArticleYouTube star surprises his parents by paying off their house with money he...
I finally have enough money to leave your mom!It's every parent's dream: your kid promises to thank you for your years of hard work by paying off your house. YouTube Star Timothy DeLaGhetto made that...
View ArticleTwo Dogs attempt to go down a children's slide, but only one of them nails it.
The kids are home guarding the house.Doberman Pinschers were bred to be guard dogs, which is why they're traditionally better at scaring people than, say, successfully navigating a spiralling...
View ArticleGirl who can't figure out miles per hour will make you feel smart.
I hope she's the pretty one.To anyone who has ever been accused of being "the dumb sibling," behold! The dumbest sibling of all.Laurel's sister asks, "If I am traveling from here to a location that's...
View ArticleDrunk woman eats potato chips off the floor of a New York City train.
With apologies to Kate Beaton: "Aww yiss. Mother. Fucking. Potato crumbs."I personally nominate this person to lead a new round of peace talks between the Israelis and the Palestinians. Why? Because if...
View ArticleThis kitten does not take kindly to threats, even if they're coming from a...
"What are you not looking at?"No one likes to be ignored. Especially by a visitor in your own house. So it's understandable that this kitten might take offense when a "new cat" shows up with a bad...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 29, 2014
1. The Bad News: True Love Is Dead — The Good News: Beyoncé Might Be Back On The Market!Amidst recent rumors that music power couple Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z are on the outs comes news that Knowles is...
View ArticleTo get over a breakup, a girl is photoshopping over her ex-boyfriend with...
All the single ladies just need Beyoncé.Beyonce. Singer. Icon. Inspiration. Better than your terrible ex-boyfriend. Cassandra Blackwel just went through a breakup, and instead of taking the pictures...
View ArticleAmusement park ride makes DMX lose his mind up in here, up in here.
Acting a fool, losing his cool.This video footage of DMX freaking out on an amusement park ride is my summer jam. I'm gonna be riding around town with the windows down and the bass cranked all the way...
View ArticleThis teen got 1.5 million followers on his Instagram by re-creating pictures...
He should have bent his knees a little to get the height right, too. (via Instagram)Meet 17-year-old New Zealander Liam Martin. He has an insanely popular Instagram account featuring pictures of...
View ArticleHow To Be A Real Guys' Girl.
by Dan AbromowitzWe all know her: she's chill, easygoing, "one of the guys." She'd rather play Call of Duty than watch The Notebook, knows more about sports than the boys do, and can drink anyone under...
View ArticleThis guy's wife didn't want to pose for maternity photos. So he hired a...
That special time in a man's life. (via)Documenting a woman's body during pregnancy can be an intimidating proposition. That could be why redditor DruishPrincess69's wife decided to bail on the idea...
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