I hope she's the pretty one.
To anyone who has ever been accused of being "the dumb sibling," behold! The dumbest sibling of all.
Laurel's sister asks, "If I am traveling from here to a location that's 80 miles away, and I leave here at 2 o'clock, but I'm driving at 80 miles per hour, what time will I reach my destination?"
Hopefully you were able to come to the answer before you reached this sentence. If you did, congrats! Your reward is average math skills! If you didn't, congrats! You get to watch this video to find out the answer. I can't do everything for you.
In either case, it's worth it to watch all the way to the end just to hear her Laurel's mom call her a "brain dead bastard" in an Irish accent.
Here's another tough one: If I am traveling 80 miles away at 80 miles per hour, how long will it take this girl to clean up that fucking spilled soda???
And before you go defending her with the excuse that Ireland uses the metric system, it does not help her case. If someone asked you how long it would take you to go a distance of 80 flibits if you were traveling 80 flibits per hour, you would still have all the information you'd need.
Feel bad for Laurel? Feel worse for this wife. She managed to get even more confused when her husband asked the same question.
(by Myka Fox)