1. House Of Representatives Votes To Sue Barack Obama For Not Being A Republican President
The GOP-controlled U.S. House of Representatives voted 225 to 201 yesterday to grant Speaker John Boehner the authority to sue Barack Obama for a number of things, chief among them being the President's decision to hold off on implementing the Affordable Care Act’s employer mandate for a few years, a measure which they were hoping to delay themselves.
BREAKING: House GOP votes to sue Obama for doing something they wanted him to do, Irony sues House Republicans for copyright infringement
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 30, 2014
2. George Bush Writing Book About George Bush — Not An Autobiography
Former President George Bush is taking a break from painting self-portraits of former President George Bush's feet to pen a book about former President George Bush's influence upon former President George Bush. In this case, however, the author of the biography is 43rd President George W. Bush and the subject is his father, 41st President George H.W. Bush.
I'd pay a thousand dollars a day for a George Bush webcam.
— Aaron Blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) April 29, 2014
3. Elderly Virgin Who Lives Alone Inside A Massive Castle Has Happiness Advice For The Everyman
Pope Francis is offering the people of the world a list of his own personal helpful hints for how to be happy in this lifetime. Among them are 'live and let live,' 'don't be negative and 'respect nature.' Not on the list: 'lots of great sex.'
The Pope is one of the most powerful people in the world but we praise him for coming to the same conclusions a fifth grader should come to
— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) July 14, 2014
4. Throngs Of 'Sharknado 2' Viewers Just Can't Understand Why Anyone Would Make A Movie This Bad
Denizens of the Internet had an amazing time last night sharing their indignation and scorn for the purposefully terrible Sharknado 2: The Next One, wondering to one another what kind of idiots this film was made for.
Sorry but the best thing about Sharknado will always be when my fiancee asked, "Why is everyone on Facebook talking about Shark-na-doo?"
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) July 31, 2014
5. Christopher Nolan Reveals New Footage From His Latest Epic Sci-Fi Movie That Will Kind Of Make Sense
Ever since the newest trailer for Christopher Nolan's upcoming movie Interstellar was shown to a select few at Comic-Con last week to rave reviews, the Internet has been abuzz with speculation about what the two-and-a-half minutes could entail. Finally, that mind-blowing, transcendent footage is available online. And it looks pretty okay:
Interstellar (2014): Earth's population pretends the planet is dying in order to get Anne Hathaway to leave the solar system
— andy levy (@andylevy) May 16, 2014
(by Dennis DiClaudio)