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An obnoxious hostel owner and a complaining guest got into a fight on...
False advertising already! Blue skies? In Scotland?! (via TripAdvisor)You'll never believe this, but people got into an argument on the Internet. It started with something almost as shocking: a...
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"Girl In A Country Song" is the perfect description of how much it sucks to...
"Look! Over there! It's a giant silo where everyone's dignity is stored!"I am not a country boy, or a country music fan for that matter, but I enjoyed "Girl In A Country Song" by Maddie & Tae for...
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This dog is pioneering a brilliant new way of stopping.
The Stella Technique® for stopping.Stop what you're doing, because you need to watch this video of a genius dog who is in the process of revolutionizing the way we stop what we're doing:Now, am I...
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Here are a few other studios that need to apologize for their offensive movie...
by Dan WilburYou may have heard that Paramount apologized for "inadvertently" depicting the events of September 11th on a poster for the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Here is the poster...
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A guy went to Comic-Con on mushrooms, then texted his meltdown to his...
What he probably imagined it might feel like. (via YouTube)If you're ever struck by the idea to eat mushrooms and go to Comic-Con, you should probably read this series of texts before doing so. Because...
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This is officially the unhealthiest meal on any American chain restaurant menu.
Anyone want to go out, grab a bite, and then walk for 12 hours afterwards?There are at least two groups in America that really know what unhealthy food looks like, 1.) America's chain restaurants, and...
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Axe Flies Into Windshield, Woman Lives To See Another Day
Whew, axed body spray is so hard to get out of the interior!This morning in Massachusetts an adventurous axe slipped the surly bonds of a landscaper's truck and almost touched the face of a passenger...
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The world's most inconvenient life hack: grilling steaks with lava.
The "Extremely Reckless Caveman Diet."Forget the Weber or a cut-out oil drum. Forget the coal vs wood vs gas debate. If you want to be the ultimate artisanal grillmaster this summer, you need lava.All...
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What if rock musicians shredded on giant slugs instead of guitars?
James Hetfield rocks out on a Truckster Labella ajuthiae. For centuries now, there has been one question that has vexed humanity more than any other, before it or since: What if instead of creating...
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A woman sees her first 89 dick pics all at once.
"Like a roadmap?"This is Janet Silverman. Janet is one of five women in America who has never been sent a dick pick. To cure her extreme case of fomo, she sat down to film a video of herself looking at...
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Justin Bieber responds to Orlando Bloom on Instagram.
Crying? Sleepy? Either way, Bieber's a dick. (Via)These dreamboats won't stop beefing!After last night's swing-and-a-miss Ibiza fistfight between willowy heartthrobs Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom,...
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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 31, 2014
1. House Of Representatives Votes To Sue Barack Obama For Not Being A Republican President The GOP-controlled U.S. House of Representatives voted 225 to 201 yesterday to grant Speaker John Boehner the...
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Jonah Hill has a great Morgan Freeman story involving awkward silence and the...
Jonah Jonah bo-Bonah, banana fana fo Fonah.Jonah Hill was a guest on the Graham Norton Show recently sitting next to Julie Andrews, and the subject appeared to be "fun with words." It's tough enough...
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Man questioned by police about his "guns" exercises right to bare arms.
Holster that thing.The newspaper police crime blotter is like a way more interesting version of Facebook. It strips away the announcements about your friends' toddlers and all the screeds from your...
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An uncovered 1997 VHS tape teaches you how to "cybersex."
Topless without a webcam? This woman is a pioneer!Hey kids! Did you know that VHS (short for Video Home System, a consumer-level analog recording videotape-based cassette) existed during the time of...
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