Wow, for once, a bae actually caught someone slippin. (via Instagram)
Kimye have proved that they are #1, at least among Kim Kardashian marriages.* They just hit an astounding 73 days of nuptial bliss, a full 24 hours longer than Kim's wedding to NBA player and semi-sentient rock-creature Kris Humphries. That's 1.4% more marriage and counting. Just in case you forgot the original wedding, here it is:
That ended so quickly, after selling so much advertising, that comedian Rob Delaney sued the Kardashians for fraud. Not Kimye, though. They're as real as...well as real as Kim and Kanye can be.
(by Johnny McNulty)
*(We don't count the first guy that she married at 19, because he was an abusive asshole who told her she needed liposuction and apparently was instrumental in leaking her sex tape.)