I was just borrowing your apple. And keeping it safe. In my mouth.
A guy got sick of coming in in the morning and finding things missing from his desk, so he set up a webcam to catch the thievery in action. Then, demonstrating a level of passive-aggression so advanced we can't help but applaud, he took stills from the video and turned them into an accusatory screensaver, thus indicting his thief when he's not even in the building. The whole scenario plays out in the video below.