No, it's spelled S-E-W-Z-E-I-G-H
The baristas at Starbucks never spell my name correctly. Why? WHY?!?!?!
Because my stupid name is Myka, and it is always spelled incorrectly. Even when people are responding to an email and can see my name right there. Even when it is spelled by my own parents.
But your name is John (probably), or Michael (even more probably), or Jessica (most probably). Everyone knows how to spell your name. Everyone. How can they be getting it wrong so very often? What's going on in those arabica-addled heads?
Paul Gale of Paul Gale Comedy has decided to let you in on the secret behind it. You ready?
THEY'RE FUCKING WITH YOU.
Of course, the name fuckery can go both ways. Why should you limit yourself to your actual name when you know they are definitely going to spell it wrong? How do they know your name isn't Miley Crypuss? You could be anyone you want! They're not checking your ID!
My Starbucks name is Vanessa. I live for the thrill.
(by Myka "Starbucks Vanessa" Fox)