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Apple Watch would be a good name for Gwyneth Paltrow's nanny.
Twitnter is ComingWed, 10 Sep 2014 13:24:31 EDTApple Watch would be a good name for Gwyneth Paltrow's nanny.
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Finally, an explanation as to why your name is never spelled correctly on...
No, it's spelled S-E-W-Z-E-I-G-H The baristas at Starbucks never spell my name correctly. Why? WHY?!?!?! Because my stupid name is Myka, and it is always spelled incorrectly. Even when people are...
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Perfect parody of the Apple Watch announcement explains exactly why it sucks.
Times have changed since Mac tried to convince me Windows was terrible (and they did!)Let's get real for a second: I don't like most things on the Internet, and I suspect you probably don't, either....
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A Chipotle near Penn State closed down after workers walked off and left a...
As in, workers feel mistreated, workers walk out.(via)Earlier today, hundreds of likely high and figuratively starving Penn State students had to deal with the singular horror of craving a Chipotle...
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Vancouver residents terrorized by mysterious huge-donged Satan statue.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he had an enormous schlong. Nobody knows the identity of the rogue artist who erected a bright red, fully nude statue of Satan...
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This guy taught his cat how to play the best game of fetch ever.
The ultimate cat toy.If you have hardwood floors and hate sweeping, but can't afford a Roomba, then cat ownership might be the answer to your problems. Simply adopt a cat from your local shelter, slide...
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When will they invent a wearable technology that will cover my entire body?
by Bob PowersLike most people, I love my gadgets almost as much as I hate my body. My physical form is as disgusting and unsightly as an iPhone is sleek and elegant. I’m sick of having to apologize...
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The most hilariously inappropriate things ever written by kids.
Come on, everyone spells that wrong. (Via)Kids are shockingly disgusting, perverse, and inappropriate. They're also our future. So we should probably pay attention to the weird messages they're passing...
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Student fakes Facebook photos to convince everyone she's in Southeast Asia...
How could this be anywhere but Asia? White people never look this excited at home.(via Zilla van der Born)Zilla van den Born, a 25-year-old graphic design student from the Netherlands, recently went on...
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5 people who are probably going to be looking for work this week.
5. The megachurch pastor who said that women are homes for penises, like himself.(via Twitter)If you're in the nightclub business and are looking for a new venue in the Pacific Northwest, you should...
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Good Ideas: When will they invent a wearable technology that will cover my...
by Bob PowersLike most people, I love my gadgets almost as much as I hate my body. My physical form is as disgusting and unsightly as an iPhone is sleek and elegant. I’m sick of having to apologize...
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This game of "spot the dildo" is harder than you'd expect.
This took me a long time and also made me hungry for chips. (via Subtle Dildo)We here at HappyPlace are no stranger to people accidentally leaving dildos or other embarrassing things in the photos they...
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Web Triumphs: Someone digitally inserted Super Mario into viral videos to...
Super Mario: 1Up. Wedding Party: 1Down.I've always loved Super Mario, foe to King Koopas and weird pelican things, hero to and Princess Peach. But now, I love Super Bad Mario even more. Thanks to...
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At least Oscar Pistorius will think long and hard before he kills his next...
rob delaneyThu, 11 Sep 2014 11:00:26 EDTAt least Oscar Pistorius will think long and hard before he kills his next girlfriend.
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