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The weirdest brand imaginable tried to commemorate 9/11 today.

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Seems more like they're remembering the twin tubes.

Look, I don't want to tell the fine people who make Fleshlight that they have no right to remember 9/11. Their founder patented the device as a "device for discreet sperm collection" in 1998, so they definitely have an institutional memory of the event. That said, I don't think we as a public really want to mix our never-forget stoicism with our generally warm feelings for Fleshlight, the company that finally made sex toys acceptable(ish) for dudes. Although the tweet and image themselves are respectful enough, it nonetheless appears next to cross-sections of Fleshlight's latest pornstar-approved anal and vaginal simulators. So, maybe much like everything you make, Fleshlight, you should keep your civic statements to a private setting.

(by Johnny McNulty)


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