"I'm guilty of loving too much"
This man on season 18 of MSNBC's Lockup might be on trial for attempting to sell weed to an undercover cop, but he still stands behind his convictions.
Turns out he didn't just try to sell the undercover agent weed, he also tried to sell her his heart, or at least one of his organs. As far as I know, it is still legal to hit on a woman, but for this man, not hitting on that cop would have been a crime. She was just too thick.
How thick was she?
How could he have been expected to not hit on her? Everybody knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
While the prosecuting attorney reads the testimony as though what this man said was offensive, he shoots her "the look" (you know it when you see it) as though she just read the piece of evidence that should clear him of all charges.
in case you missed it...
Here he is, locked up and still behind (ahem) what he stands for.
Sometimes, when you stand up for something in a courtroom, it isn't just because a judge ordered you to. Sometimes you have to stand for something you believe in. For this guy, it was a fat ass.
The defense rests.
(by Myka Fox)