All the real women on the beach asked him to stop staring, so he had no choice but to build his own.
Your days of getting by using a plastic bucket and shovel to make a sand castle are over. Nowadays no one wants to see your sand creation unless it looks like you spent four years studying at RISD, learning how to shape your sand piles into perfectly designed, often terrifying, and occasionally really perverted sculptures that pretty much have no place on the same beach where children come to enjoy themselves. Before you head away on vacation, enjoy this collection of sand castle artistry and remember, if you see someone who looks like they're really good at sand sculpture, they're probably demented and you should move to the other side of the beach immediately.
