What's wrong with a simple "Happy Fourth Of July!" or "Happy Birthday America," or even a slightly more intense, "I am sexually aroused by my country?" Loving America is awesome and fun and it's proof you're not a filthy commie, sure, but why is it that the people who tend to love it the loudest are the people we'd most like to keep quiet? With the connectivity of Facebook you can now tarnish the image of Americans faster than ever! Here is a brief collection of Facebook posts that offer a prime example of how patriotism can backfire.