The 15 best ways to support and/or make fun of the Gay Pride Parade.
It's time for the Gay Pride Parade! Break out those assless chaps and feather boas and prepare for an undignified and orgiastic celebration of human dignity! To get you ready we've got a list of our...
View Article11 mildly insulting ways to celebrate Canada Day.
Canadians: Born to be mild. It's time once again to "celebrate" that great white "country" to the north of the good ol' U.S.A.—Canada! Send these cards to your "favorite" Cannucks or make your own in...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today — July 1, 2013
What's Sarah Palin threatening to quit now? What disease did you possibly contract at the beach this weekend? Does Jessica Simpson have an excuse to be fat? All this and more in 5 Things You Should At...
View ArticleThe 13 most embarrassing examples of American patriotism ever posted on...
What's wrong with a simple "Happy Fourth Of July!" or "Happy Birthday America," or even a slightly more intense, "I am sexually aroused by my country?" Loving America is awesome and fun and it's proof...
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