Get a room you two. Get a room far underground, away from any wifi signal.
As we're brought closer together by our social networks, we can't help but see things shared that make us wish we were all scattered far apart in distant regions of the Earth. Or, at least, that we all lived in an alternate reality where the Internet was never invented and discretion is a virtue. These status updates seem to go out of their way to prove that giving the populace an unlimited ability to share everything about one's life was a really bad idea.