Or better yet, get a new bedframe! We know some great sales on bedframes! You're welcome!
Based on the spelling of "neighbour," we're guessing this was sent by a helpful neighbor in the UK. And since we personally know of only one couple who definitely had sex in the UK in the past year, we're forced to assume that this note was left by neighbors of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Someone has to live below them in their Kensington Palace flat, right? It may seem surprising that the royal couple wouldn't invest in a nicer bed, but actually they sleep on a bed that belonged to William of Orange and has been handed down for centuries. Sure, it squeaks, but it's an heirloom. As for ol' Will not lasting very long, well. Have you seen his wife? Va-va-voom!
Happy New Year!
Here's the note this neighbor should send Prince William now >>
(via Redditor tommodacoolio)