If I had a dimebag for every time HGTV messed up a drug deal... I wouldn't need drug deals.
In an earlier era, you knew that one day you might be called upon to be heroic by stopping a crime or going to war. In 2013, however, our moments of glory come in the form of people texting us mistakenly. There are so many ways to be a paragon of textual bravery: simply telling the innocent that they have a wrong number, fulfilling the erotic desires of people who think you're someone they know intimately, punishing people who think its ok to just send you dick pics by sending them to their mom, and finally, by messing with people looking for drugs.
How will you be a hero when the time comes?
(h/t to Dino V at Buzzfeed, author of winneratbusiness.com)