It's Shark Week this week where everyday is worse for seals than the worst Monday you've ever experienced. It's a week that reminds you that the only thing scarier than these cold-blooded, dead-eyed monsters are possibly your cold-blooded, dead-eyed coworkers. So tune into the Discovery Channel for a great excuse as to why you will not be exposing your flabby seal-like body at the beach for at least another week.