Madonna forcefully made out with Drake on stage at Coachella and he totally let it happen even though he was grossed out.
Madonna fantasized about kissing Drake and because she is Madonna, she controls her own destiny. While performing at Coachella, Madonna stuck her tongue into Drake's mouth, fulfilling her fantasy. Drake seemed into it at first but looked a little grossed at the conclusion of the spit swapping. Here is a possible transcript of Drake's inner monologue during those nine seconds of strange wonder:
Is this really happening?
Is Madonna making out with me?
How old is she again?
How old am I?
What's my name?
How did I get here?
Where is that large automobile?
This is not my beautiful wife!
After Madonna got what she wanted, she simply said "I'm Madonna," and left the stage. Yes you are Madonna, yes you are.
