A Texas woman not only won a steak eating contest, she shattered the record.
This bill is fake but her eating abilities are very real. (via twitter)
Molly Schuyler, weighing in at a mere 124 pounds, is a boss at competitive eating. She won The Big Texan steak-eating competition against a bunch of football players and pro-wrestlers, broke the previous record, and took home the $5,000 prize. Here is a list of the insane amount of food she fit into her body in under 20 minutes:
1. Three 72oz steaks.
2. Three baked potatoes.
3. Three shrimp cocktails.
4. Three side salads.
5. Three rolls.
She ate 13.5 pounds of food in under 20 minutes. SHE ATE 13.5 POUNDS OF FOOD IN 20 MINUTES. SHE ATE 13.5 P-- ok I'm done, sorry. It's just so much food. How did she do it? Is she magic? If so, her magical powers far outweigh those of the Davids, both Blaine and Copperfield. For reference, here are some things that weigh about 13.5 pounds:
1. A bowling ball.
2. A three-month old baby.
3. An overweight house cat.
4. A six-foot aluminum step ladder.
Sometimes I feel like I deserve a prize for how much I eat, but I usually just reward myself by binge-watching shows about attractive superheroes in a horizontal food coma. Please watch the news footage below and celebrate this modern woman.
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If you're not into eating competitions between humans, maybe you'll enjoy an eating competition between dogs.