Fine, kid, go be a duck. As long as you're willing to work for it.

Kids these days insist everything be handed to him. Take Isaac Adni, a British kid and self-proclaimed "one-man band with his computer." He wants to be a duck. Does he sing about going to duck school at night? Taking Berlitz quacking courses? Working as an assistant to successful mallards? No, he just talks about gobbling bread and hoping that when he wakes up, he'll be a duck. Kafka ruined the youth of the future. There was a time when you had to earn being transmogrified into a lower life form, but millennials just think they can ask for it and start taking selfies the next day as a new animal.

But anyway, who am I to stand in his way. Let the lazy little bastard be a duck. IF HE CAN EARN IT.