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I feel like those shapes could be a little stranger. (via reddit)
When you buy something online—whether it's a pizza or a hotel room or anything else—remember that the "special instructions" box is not your personal playground. It's the personal playground of these people (and the good-natured employees who carried out their bizarre requests).
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In that order? (via reddit)
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Be careful, there's a mint under your feet. (via reddit)
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DO NOT WHAT???(via reddit)
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Pizza delivery guys know there are jokes about things other than pizza right? (via reddit)
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It's not totally clear if Satan is the girlfriend or the baby. Congrats either way!(via reddit)
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"Enjoy your nightmares."(via reddit)
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Who doesn't?(via reddit)
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The only one of these I would refuse to do.(via reddit)
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One of the occupational hazards of delivering pizza slightly after 4:20.(via reddit)
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That's a pretty impressive drawing, for what should be a disgruntled employee. (via reddit)
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You know it's a classy hotel when they frame your picture of bacon.(via reddit)
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And maybe a loaded gun.(via reddit)
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This man deserves a statue. And a parade. And a national holiday.(via reddit)
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Whoever drew this really out-weirded the customer.(via reddit)
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Evidently, this happens a lot.(via reddit)