This jockey was too focused on winning to pull his pants up during a horserace.
Australian jockey Blake Shinn was racing at Canterbury when he felt his pants begin to slip. The true test of any athlete's mettle is whether they want to win or they want to hide their taint. Shinn wanted to win.
He rode his horse Miss Royale to the end of the race with his very toned buttocks on display. They came in second. Number Two. Shinn told Stuff.co.nz:
"I was more worried about winning the race. They went just after the start and there was nothing I could do. I think a lot of people are going to have a bit of fun with this, but they can't say I wasn't focused and went to the line."
Yes, we are having fun with this. According to reports, though he didn't take first place, Shinn and Miss Royale came in right ahead of a horse named "Modesty." Thank you, Universe.