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I have sex to avoid giving blow jobs.

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Just a reminder that I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that thing I told you.

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13 TED Talks Your Dad Would Give

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10 Honest Filing Statuses The IRS Needs To Add To Your 1040

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I miss you almost as much as I miss having sex with you.

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