Dramatic baby is a photoshopped star of every great action movie.
Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Baby that killed the beast! (via IMGUR)Redditor baronvongrant (AKA Grant Davis, podcast host and "all around geek) wins Photoshop parent of the year for deciding...
View ArticleA great day has a five-hour stretch where you don't realize how scared you are.
Jason RoederFri, 20 Jun 2014 13:16:01 EDTA great day has a five-hour stretch where you don't realize how scared you are.
View ArticleMick Jagger and David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street" video is so much better...
Walking, coughing in the streets.If Mario Wienerroither walked into a TV producer's office in Hollywood and said, "I'd like to remove the music from classic music videos and replace it with completely...
View ArticleJohn Oliver tries to guess whether ridiculous soccer player names are real or...
Oddly, my brother-in-law was a minister in the Church of the Bongo Christ during college.There's only one aspect of soccer that's more ridiculous than its rules and its fans and its brightly colored...
View ArticleCocaine-filled cookie plan crumbles at Newark International Airport
C is for Cocaine. (via Customs and Border Protection)Girl scouts, listen up. You can't store your drugs in cookies anymore. They're on to it.A Guatemalan man checked three bags of cookies and flew them...
View ArticleHere's an absurd four-minute compilation of Arnold Schwarzenegger farting.
"I'll be back. By the way, is there a restroom nearby?"You know how you woke up this morning and you were like, "I probably won't see a four-minute compilation of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies with a...
View ArticleA town has ordered a 9-year-old boy to shut down the tiny free library on his...
Don't even think about selling lemonade. (via)Imagine the movie Footloose, only replace Kevin Bacon with a 9-year-old boy. And instead of a town trying ban kids from dancing to the synth-rock jams of...
View ArticleDRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time you feel sad.
John Francis DaleyFri, 20 Jun 2014 15:12:10 EDTDRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time you feel sad.
View ArticleA freaked out dude found an owl in his kitchen and removed it on a Swiffer.
"Oh Jesus Christ please don't fly, please don't fly." (via YouTube)Colton Write, AKA The Owl Whisperer, AKA The Owl Swifferer, found an owl in his kitchen, and after about "40 minutes of hysterics"...
View ArticleWatch this little girl listen to a sad song and just completely lose it.
Yup. That's me pretty much any time some jerkbag decides to blast that Jewel record.Hi, I look like a little girl but I'm actually the emotions you feel any time you've been broken up with and wanted...
View ArticleIf your favorite websites were insects.
1. Facebook = The Dung BeetleThe Dung Beetle - The dung beetle collects everyone's shit into an easy-to-read ball, or "Feed." While convenient, it usually just makes you jealous of people with...
View ArticleThis junior high rock performance probably could have gone better.
Accidental punk rockishness.Okay, sure. These junior high kids have a few small performance details to iron out before they start touring with this cover of Weezer's "Undone." Like, the lead guitar is...
View ArticleA toddler realizes he can move his eyebrows and make his parents laugh.
Baby's first routine.The title of this video is Leon Discovers His Eyebrows. He also discovers that his parents are big fans of physical comedy, as well as the art of working a room. Or at least a...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - June 21, 2014
1. Entire Nation Of North Korea Joins List Of People Who Have Officially Condemned Seth Rogen and James FrancoThe Democratic People's Republic of Korea has officially condemned actor/filmmakers James...
View ArticleA guy inserted his dog into a classic "Jurassic Park" scene and he deserves...
Take me to this park immediately.Today's entry into the canon of "Dumb Projects We're So Glad People Followed Through On" is called "Wally Jurassic Park." The 15-second clip is the product of one...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - June 22, 2014
1. Soon-To-Be-Former Pope Excommunicates All Mafiosi From The Catholic ChurchPope Francis yesterday issued a condemnation against all members of the mafia, stating that such criminals "are not in...
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