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Some guy got attacked by a scorpion while trying to buy bananas at Walmart.
A scorpion, very similar to the one that may or may not be waiting to attack you when you least expect it.Look, I don't mean to alarm you—and, you know, I probably shouldn't even bring this up—but I...
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E! made a Frankenstein monster of the 'perfect female celeb.'
"Kill... me... Killllll... meeeeee..."In the not-very-distant past, there was a conversation in E!'s digital editorial department that went something like this:E! employee #1: I have an idea. Let's...
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A young woman dubbed the "real-life Goldilocks" has been arrested in Florida.
"Someone's been drinking my wine - and there she is!" (via)If you like your fairytales with a little edge, then you'll enjoy the story of the young woman the Internet has dubbed the "real-life...
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Painfully embarrassing cases of people who should have used spell-check...
True. We're all just a bunch of imperfect nobodies in the grand scheme of things. You'd think people wouldn't sit in a chair and have permanent ink embedded in their skin without making absolutely,...
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4-year-old girl ruins robbery plot for the worst babysitter ever.
As smart and adorable as her babysitter is horrible and racist. (Via Q13Fox.com)There are bad babysitters, and then there are babysitters who stage a home invasion of your house and try to blame it on...
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10 Unspoken Rules Every Internet User Should Know
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Stephen King wrote a novel with the same title as a young author, so she's...
I just Googled it, and there is an Ikea in Portland, ME. Get on it, King.When it comes to picking a name for your novel, it's a good idea not to give it the same title as a Stephen King novel, because...
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This English soccer fan's sign expresses his World Cup heartbreak.
Define "ambiance?" (via)England won't win the World Cup, but at least they haven't lost their sense of humor. This sign posted to reddit today sums up (literally) the expensive heartbreak felt by...
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I got 99 problems and they're all Mike in Accounting.
Jon WursterWed, 25 Jun 2014 09:00:40 EDTI got 99 problems and they're all Mike in Accounting.
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Teens' auto theft foiled because they can't drive stick.
Next time, she's kicking some ass. (via KOMO)70-year-old Seattle resident Nancy Fredrickson was grabbing a garage sale find from the trunk of her 9-year-old car when three teens approached her, one...
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This White House intern fainting is literally the most interesting thing...
Somebody suddenly realizes she's on C-SPAN.If you're a regular C-SPAN viewer and you weren't watching new White House press secretary Josh Earnest's briefing yesterday afternoon, then I'm sorry to tell...
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The Federal Student Aid agency used their first tweet to insult anyone who...
Help us, we're idiots.As far as first tweets go, this entry from the Federal Student Aid office can at least claim success in the "generating buzz" department. Unfortunately, that buzz is the kind you...
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Unstoppable Florida woman breaks free from handcuffs to eat weed evidence in...
Snack time. (via WPLG)I couldn't be more proud of Tavish Smith if she were my own mom who slipped out of handcuffs in the back of a police car so that she could eat the sandwich bag full of weed that...
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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - June 25, 2014
1. This Is How World War III Begins — North Korea Calls Seth Rogen-James Franco Movie An 'Act Of War'In case you're wondering which absurd little piece of straw was going to be the one to finally break...
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The 'Game Of Thrones' season continues with this very important addition to...
Finally, they're doing it like it was in the books!Sad and dizzy with bloodlust since Thrones ended for the season? Get your fix in the wrinkliest way with this clip from Blinkbox, "The Pugs Of...
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