Man enters a McDonalds with a bloody knife in his back, did not get fries...
So, nobody's gonna say anything about this guy's Gilligan's Island bucket hat? (via CBS)A man walks into a McDonalds in Jamaica, Queens with a bloody knife sticking out of his back... stop me if you've...
View ArticleA hilarious but cruel trick to play on a friend while she's eating ice cream.
That's a good look.Wondering how to chase someone's cup of soft-serve with a little shot of esophageal ruin? The caption on this instructional Vine from Lauren Lavoie reads, simply, "Tapped the...
View ArticleSomeone edited all the greatest catchphrases in TV history into one video.
You mean 'blurgh' wasn't something we always said?When editor Robert Jones released Part 1 of this compilation 3 weeks ago, I wrote about it and said how disappointed I was that Clay Davis saying...
View ArticleKiller whale almost tips over a kayaker, leaves without saying goodbye.
Freer Willy. (via YouTube)After seeing Blackfish, nothing makes me happier than seeing an orca in the wild. Especially if I am not in the wild with it. Louis Jobidon was Kayaking in Fort Cove, B.C....
View ArticleThis bootleg 'True Detective' DVD cover reminds us of all the things we loved...
"You don't f**k with the Yellow King, muchacho!"It's been a few months now since we all experienced HBO's groundbreaking neo-noir series True Detective together, so it only stands to reason that its...
View ArticleTest your online attention span with this eye-opening video.
Welcome to the longest three minutes of your life.I've never completed a marathon. I've never even started one. But if the sense of accomplishment one gets after running 26.2 miles feels anything like...
View ArticleA visibly irritated Jerry Seinfeld answers your questions about Internet...
Seinfeld taught me that if someone posts about a dead relative on Facebook,it's OK to ask if their apartment is on Craigslist.Wired magazine has been covering Internet etiquette since people still used...
View ArticleWant to be topless in public this summer without going to prison? This nipple...
Scandalous. Dye that fabric beige immediately, before the children see. (Via Instagram)Pissed off that according to Instagram and local laws, men's nipples get to streak free in the hot summer sun...
View ArticleSome French bulldogs show off their dancing skills for their human baby friend.
Dance like nobody's watching, except for a baby, and also you're a French bulldog. What are the two things that everybody in the world loves plus one thing that a decent-sized percentage of people can...
View ArticleThis guy aired a commercial during the world cup to propose to his girlfriend.
That's our house! (via YouTube)Nick Bastress spent seven months preparing a commercial to propose to his girlfriend Nicole during the world cup. Seven months. Here's his proposal that aired during the...
View ArticleA collection of Facebook status updates posted at wildly inappropriate moments.
Well, he got the hashtags right, but I don't think a snap PSA will get you off in court. Sometimes "TMI" can stand for "Too Much Immediacy." It's not that we don't want to be informed that a friend is...
View ArticleTriumph The Insult Comic Dog had some international fun with World Cup Fans.
Team Greece meets Team Coco.Even though more Americans are watching the World Cup than ever before, in terms of popularity, soccer still falls somewhere between mixed martial arts and competitive...
View ArticleAdorable elderly couple has adorable car accident.
His wife wasn't about to get out of the AC just because the car rolled.Everything about this car crash story is nice. First of all, what a nice setting! It's in lovely Bel Air, CA (a town about one...
View ArticleMatch.com is launching new dating site that only lets you join if you're...
We're the smartest-looking couple in a stock photo. Match.com has joined forces with Mensa to create the brilliantly titled Mensa Match. On the site, singles can only be matched with each other if they...
View ArticleAnderson Cooper struggled to get through a news story that included the...
"You're watching VNN."In fairness to Anderson Cooper, the great Walter Cronkite once famously struggled with a live news story as well. Although, that story was about the JFK assassination, not about a...
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