5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 12, 2014
1. Intelligent Apes Begin Their Reign Of Conquest — 'Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes' On Track To Take $70 Million From Human Movie Goers The well-reviewed Dawn of the Planet of the Apes rose to...
View ArticleA restaurant studied its old surveillance and solved a "major mystery." Happy...
A couple days ago, someone posted the results of a behavioral study into the effects of smartphone usage on restaurant service. The study was published in a very well-respected scientific journal, The...
View ArticleIf Google was just a guy who looked up your stuff, the saga continues.
No one ever searches "How to make Google feel a little better." Sniff.Brian Huskey returns in the latest chapter of "If Google Was A Guy," the saga of the most miserable anthropomorphized website on...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 13, 2014
1. Tracy Morgan Released From Rehab, Sets His Mind-Grapes On Suing Walmart Five weeks after being badly injured in a automotive accident that left one member of his entourage dead, comedian Tracy...
View ArticleThe 16 funniest tweets about the World Cup final that we had time to find today.
The World Cup trophy looks like someone spray painted a big hunk of shawarma.— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) July 13, 2014 Now wasn't that worth 14.5 billion dollars, Brazil? To see these...
View ArticleThere's going to be some unbelievably strange sex happening in Berlin tonight.
billy eichnerSun, 13 Jul 2014 18:44:13 EDTThere's going to be some unbelievably strange sex happening in Berlin tonight.
View ArticleA collection of the biggest hypocrites to ever post on Facebook.
And never complain about people complaining about people complaining on Facebook! (Via) Don't hate the Facebook hypocrites, cherish them. They are the digital manifestation of the frailty of human...
View ArticleThis cat makes parkour look easy.
Didga think I'd miss this jump?Didga the cat first tasted fame in her viral video, CAT Super Skateboarding Adventure! Since then, YouTube's CATMANTOO has trained her as a "purrkour" expert. Parkour is...
View ArticleA random guy's video of the World Cup streaker went viral. That random guy...
Also, no one realized the security guards were actually Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill.You know how the Internet is cool because it allows you to chat with billions of strangers, and how it's possible...
View ArticleObama fist bumps Texas BBQ cashier after hilarious gay joke.
Daps with President Mom JeansPresident Obama stopped into Franklin BBQ in Austin, TX for a photo opportunity and food worth waiting in line for. By the time POTUS cut in line to get to the front,...
View ArticleEmbarrassing hearse mishap results in corpse falling out in the middle of a...
"My will specifically said IN the Five Guys parking lot, not NEAR." (via Facebook)First of all: no one was hurt in this story, because the only person who was directly affected by this hearse...
View ArticleWeird Al takes on Pharrell's "Happy" with his newest video, "Tacky."
Weird Al (center) and his tacky pals (r,l).by Bob Powers He would have been remiss to let the most overplayed pop hit in recent years pass through the public consciousness without addressing it in some...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 14, 2014
1. The World Transitions Seamlessly From Caring About Soccer Back Into Caring About RihannaAfter Germany's last minute, overtime defeat of Argentina to win the 2014 World Cup, pop musician and...
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