A husband sent his wife a spreadsheet of all the excuses she's made to not...
Dammit, HBO should never have cancelled Tell Me You Love Me. The short-lived series about sexless couples—in which we got to see Adam Scott receive a hand job on a prosthetic penis—might not have won...
View ArticleA five-year-old with an inoperable brain tumor is about to receive thousands...
You've got mail. (via GoFundMe)Start your saturday off crying why don't you? Danny Nickerson is a 5-year-old kid from Foxboro, MA who, last October, was diagnosed with DIPG (Diffuse Intrinsic Pontine...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 19, 2014
1. Weird Al's New Album Skyrockets To #1, As Entire World Simultaneously Forgets He's A Huge DorkBouyed in part by an eight-day, eight-video roll-out promo stunt, Weird Al Yankovic's new album...
View ArticleMan begs his wife to not commit the cardinal sin while recording a video.
I wanted to see one more flip.This was shared on reddit with the title, "I asked my wife to take a video of me showing off my garage sale purchase." She might not have pulled that off. Instead, she...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 20, 2014
1. Much Anticipated Trailer For The Much Anticipated Trailer For The Much Anticipated New '50 Shades Of Grey' Movie Hits The Internet A teaser trailer for the full-length trailer for the upcoming film...
View Article6 new contenders for the hugest drama queen on Facebook.
They don't even have to make sense to piss each other off. That's closeness. (Via)We know it shouldn't be a shock that there are drama queens on Facebook, but these infuriating users are are becoming a...
View ArticleThieving dog apologizes to baby for stealing her toy.
No amount of compensation can make up for the pain you've caused me.A covetous family dog found his envy of the family baby's treasures too much to contain, and he succumbed, taking one of the baby's...
View ArticleAn Ohio veteran is fighting to keep his therapy ducks.
How does that make you feel? (via)Iraq Veteran Darin Welker received a citation from the law-followers of West Lafayette, Ohio saying that he has to get rid of his 14 therapy ducks. Apparently, ducks...
View ArticleWoman takes a selfie in her freshly stolen dress, is immediately arrested.
It's so beautiful. Who wouldn't turn to crime just to hold it for a moment? (via WSIL 3)Danielle Saxton, 27, needs the latest in neon animal-print fashion so badly, normal rules and laws no longer...
View ArticleKim Jong-un wants a goofy parody video removed from the Internet, which only...
Kim Jong-un and the Supremes.North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is reportedly furious over a goofy music video which has his face superimposed onto all sorts of viral videos, and wants it removed from the...
View ArticleAdorably demanding kitten feeds itself from a baby bottle.
Give it to me, baby. If every hungry human baby clawed its way up your leg to get to a bottle full of warmed milk, it would be terrifying, but this siamese kitten is the most adorable thing ever. It...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 21, 2014
1. New 'Star Wars' Might Be All About Luke Skywalker's Severed Hand — Still Better Than Whatever The Hell Those Prequels Were About[Potential spoilers] According to Internet rumors—ones that are...
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