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Sorry this heat wave is making you look like Nick Nolte's mugshot.

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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today — July 17, 2013

Who's crapping themselves? (Besides you.) Who are Republicans screwing over now? (Possibly you.) Who did well in the all-star game last night? (You, if you're Mariano Rivera!) Find out in 5 Things You...

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You don't need to be a royal fetus for me to be excited about your birthday.

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I've finally sworn off swearing off alcohol.

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40th Birthday: I can't thank you enough for turning 40 before I do.

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I'm so glad the other people you're sleeping with weren't available tonight.

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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today — July 18, 2013

What sinister shenanigans are the Cheneys plotting? Who's this conservative man-child pissing off? What's so fancy about this new KFC? Chill out and stop asking questions! Just go read 5 Things You...

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