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For Christmas this year I will be making a donation in your name into my bank...

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At some point after sex, we really need to determine whose fault this was.

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Happy Friday the 13th to my favorite non-murderous Jason.

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May your Friday the 13th be filled with naive, horny, pot-smoking teenagers...

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I hope your irrational fear of Friday the 13th helps alleviate your rational...

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I consider any Friday I'm at my office an unlucky Friday.

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Let's get our holiday benders on the same schedule this weekend.

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I’m dreaming of a white Christmas so the roads will be too dangerous to drive...

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I'm superstitious about not getting drunk on a Friday.

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You look like you lost weight over the holidays when you stand next to Santa.

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I want you all to know that because of your hard work all year I got a bigger...

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I'd be fatter without you.

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May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry...

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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of...

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May you have more sex and fewer unexpected pregnancies than the Virgin Mary...

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Sorry you couldn't have an orgasm because the Elf on the Shelf was watching.

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The holidays are my favorite time to be embarrassed by my family in person...

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I would love nothing more than to spend the rest of my sex life with you.

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You're the reason I wake up every morning and start drinking.

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May the making of snow angels not be the only time you spread your legs this...

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