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Let's protest the St. Patrick's Day parade until it's as gay as every other...

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My only goal for work on March 18th is to not be wearing the same outfit I...

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May your St. Patrick's Day contain less unaccounted for time than a vanishing...

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You're cordially invited to watch Downton Abbey with me at my one-bedroom...

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If Courtney Love solved other famous mysteries besides the location of...

Early Monday morning, Courtney Love joined the search for Malaysian 370 by sending out the above tweet saying "I'm no expert but up close this looks like a plane and an oil slick," along with a link...

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9 ways to let everyone know you're miserably hungover.

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I believe in sharing except when it comes to stuff I don't want to share.

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Good luck preparing for spring by refusing to continue wearing winter clothes...

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I know you'll be a great parent since you're already comfortable being in...

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Thanks for letting me know you understand what it's like to be a parent since...

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What I love most about children is they're never mine.

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Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd...

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Before we decide on having children, let's remember how hard it is to take...

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Congratulations to Courtney Love on being about as accurate about Malaysia...

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Even though you can't keep a plant alive, I think you're going to be a great...

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I'd love to spend time with your child as long it's not hungry, tired, or awake.

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Based on the words my autocorrect has picked up from me, I'm going to be a...

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UPDATE: She's back! Woman triumphantly returns to making cards about her...

Welcome to the second month of this ordeal. In February, our user Hwbostma spent two entire days making cards that—ahem—belittled her husband's miniscule member. Determined to significantly lengnthen...

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I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.

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Unless you discovered a dead body, I don't want to hear about your morning jog.

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