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Adult man finds it acceptable to kiss sleeping teenage stranger on a plane.

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Time to add planes to the ever growing list of places a girl can't be unconscious.

Stock photo of a woman asking for it, apparently.

An Alaska Airlines flight had to be diverted Tuesday because a 16-year-old girl on the plane fell asleep, and then her unconscious body went ahead and let itself get kissed by a 23-year-old man. Come on, girl! Don't you know being unconscious is grounds for sexual assault in this country?

FOX reports that the flight departed in Portland OR, and was headed for Anchorage AL when a the teen dared to fall asleep with a man sitting next to her. Like some airborne Prince Charming, the California man just assumed sleep means yes, and allegedly tried to kiss the teen, but the pilot was notified and landed the plane in Seattle where police were waiting to arrest him for 4th degree assault charges.

Seattle-Tacoma International Airport spokesperson Brian DeRoy said,"the male was cooperative when arrested."

He was probably just waiting for the police to fall asleep before making his move.

The teen continued on her flight to Anchorage. There have been no reports on what the girl was wearing, or how many people she has previously kissed while asleep.


Mark Cuban says Donald Trump would be kicked off 'Shark Tank' immediately.

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Mark Cuban spoke to Extra about Donald Trump's candidacy and skills as a business owner. He went so far as to say Trump "would get kicked out of Shark Tank so fast it would make your head spin.” Cuban was highly critical of Trump's professed ability to negotiate a deal, specifically because Trump is always renegotiating debt after his businesses file for bankruptcy. Cuban has also knocked Trump for this on Twitter:

Cuban went on to describe Trump's pattern:

When he talks about his great negotiations, they’re renegotiations. Tell me if you think this is a good deal: I lose four casinos, they go out of business, but I’m really good at renegotiating the debt of my companies that have already gone out of business.

He's also questioned Trump's claims about the size of his fortune:

But he did give credit to Trump for one thing:

It’s rare that you see someone get stupider before your eyes, but he’s really working at it. So you gotta give him credit. It’s not an easy thing to do, but he’s accomplished it.

It looks like Trump has met his match: Cuban is a famous wealthy guy who also says whatever he wants.

Girl tries to prank her friends, discovers it's not funny to get trapped in a Barney head.

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Alabama teenager Darby Risner found a Barney the Dinosaur costume in the basement of her church and thought it would fun to try on the oversized purple noggin, but quickly learned that the inside of Barney's head is a dark, scary place.

Risner wanted to scare her friends by popping out of a stairwell wearing Barney's head, but being in God's house and all, the man upstairs decided to punish her right then and there for the cruel prank when the opening for the head slipped over her shoulders and trapped her inside. Looks like whoever that costume was made for had a really beefy neck. Ironically, the way the head fell made it so she had tiny little T-Rex arms. Hehe.

Even though her friends greased her up with Vaseline and tried to pull her out, her "giant biceps" prevented her from getting loose.

It was time to bring in the experts— the local fire department.

Yea, those are three men trying to dislodge Darby from the Barney head.

Darby told AL.com that although the situation was funny, she really started to panic the longer the head stayed on, "The head was closing in on me. It was like a stuck-in-a-small-place-and-can’t-get-out-panicking."

Note the hysterical man on the left.

Finally, the fire department managed to cut her out of the head, and the 15-year-old was officially delivered via cesarean.

Looks like Darby isn't sentenced to live inside Barney's head after all.

The whole harrowing experience was about 45-minutes long, or about two episodes of Barney and Friends.

Men found to be less likely to wear a condom if their partner is hot. Uh DUH.

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This week scientists decided to test a hypothesis that any man, woman, child or beast could predict: weather or not a woman's hotness would make a man less likely to "do it" sans latex, even if they suspected she had an STI.

In a survey published in BMJ, scientists showed 51 hetero dudes aged 19-61 pictures of women's faces and asked them to rate each one on the four most important factors about a woman:

1. Please rate the attractiveness of the following woman.


2. If you were single, how likely would you be to have sex with this woman should the opportunity arise?


3. If you were single and you were to have sex with this woman, how likely is it that you would use a condom?


4. How likely is this woman to have an STI?

And guess what they found? Guys would rather pound a smokeshow over an uggo, and even though they'd be happy to raw dog a ten, they make damn sure they bag it up with a two.

Or, as they stated more scientifically*:

The more attractive a woman was judged to be on average, the more likely participants would be willing to have sex with her (p<0.0001) and the less likely they were to intend to use a condom during sex (p<0.0001).

Wow, great job, science! You proved guys prefer hot chicks even if they are diseased.

What do you have next for us? Will you discover that women are more excited to bone rich dudes even if they have shriveled old man butts?

Science has actually looked into this puzzling hot chick/condom conundrum before. Twice. Once 17 years ago, and then again 10 years ago. They got the same results every time.

Dear Science, we get it. We've been to a bar before. How about let's stop worrying about what guys want to do with hot chicks and start working on curing those STIs, cool? Cool.

*I am literally not a scientist and don't know what the p<0.0001 business is, so lets just assume "p" stands for penis and it means means their penis sizes are smaller than 0.0001**

**Editor's note: Myka, the "p" means confidence, as in they're confident there's less than a .0001% chance that dudes aren't really influenced by hotness. Plus, chicks dig confidence.

Alabama governor's marriage crumbled thanks to sending his wife the wrong emoji.

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Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley's wife became suspicious he was having an affair in 2014 because he texted her a red rose emoji—a gesture she thought was so sweet that she assumed it was meant for someone else, GQ reported. The lesson here, if you're a scumbag heterosexual guy, is always make sure you're not being too romantic with your wife—she might think you're confusing her for your mistress.

It turned out that Bentley's wife was right—he was having an affair with his much-younger staffer Rebekah Mason, a scandal that led to his current impeachment (both Bentley and Mason deny that their affair was ever "physical," despite phone recordings by his wife that capture Bentley longingly reminiscing about touching Mason's breasts). Bentley's wife was able to ignore the major red flags until he sent her another red rose emoji with the name "Rebekah" next to it.

And that's when she [dancer in a red dress emoji]'d out of that marriage.

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Pillsbury is selling Girl Scout cookie baking mixes, so you can taste Thin Mints year-round.

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Great news! Now, when a charming Girl Scout is at your door during that special cookie time of year, you can ignore her just like you ignore everyone else who comes a-knocking. That's because Pillsbury has just released a new line of Girl Scout cookie-flavored baking mixes that you can bake in your very own home, no child salesperson required.

That doughboy is pretty strong if he's able to hold up a cookie that's almost almost as big as he is.

OK, so technically these mixes aren't for making Girl Scout cookies; they're for making other treats that have Girl Scout cookie-inspired flavors. Specifically, for Thin Mints and Samoas/Caramel deLites. So when your spouse asks you to make Thin Mint cupcakes for their birthday, you can now just buy a box mix instead of getting a recipe off of some insufferable food blog.

Really, it's good news that you can't make the cookies yourself (well, unless you get a copycat recipe from the aforementioned insufferable food blog). After all, Girl Scout cookie sales are a funding source for an important organization. But, at the very least, the Pillsbury mixes can help when you've eaten through your entire Girl Scout cookie stash in one week and still need to get that sweet, sweet fix for the rest of the year.

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Ben Affleck was a bigger mess than 'Batman v Superman' on Bill Simmons' show 'Any Given Wednesday.'

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On Wednesday night, Ben Affleck had a nice chat with Bill Simmons' on the latter's show, Any Given Wednesday, about Affleck's soulmate, Tom Brady. Affleck was incredibly impassioned/drunk while discussing Brady and the New England athlete's whole Deflategate drama. (Important background information boiled down so as to offend most Bostonians: Brady received a four game suspension for allegedly deflating some footballs during the Patriot's 2015 AFC Championship Game against the Indianapolis Colts.)

Affleck looked and sounded like a freshman after a late night sucking down scorpion bowls at the Hong Kong in Harvard Square. Between that and all the sports talk, this interview is completely incoherent to a good number of people.

Though Bill Simmons seems to keep up with Ben Affleck's ranting, there's also a part of his face that is saying "Yeeeeah, let's get this guy some water."

"Amen, brother."

After the show, Simmons tweeted that Ben Affleck was in no way wasted.

Is "fired up" the new slang for getting sloppy?

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James Corden and Anna Kendrick sang a pop song medley because they love singing.

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On Wednesday night's Late Late Show, Anna Kendrick and James Corden made fans of love songs, pop music, and white people awkwardly doing the robot rapturous by performing their own made-up Soundtrack To a Love Story. Corden prefaced the performance by quoting that old adage about how it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. (Ah, yes. Unrequited love is great. Super fun.)

The medley included classic hits like Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You," Dionne Warwick's "Say a Little Prayer For You," Elton John and Kiki Dee's "Don't Go Breaking My Heart," and Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me." It's just like Carpool Karaoke without the car part. It gets a little weird when Corden starts taking off his belt in the "bedroom" scene, but no one's judging. Also, how cute is Kendrick in her Keds? Answer: Very.

These lesson-teaching parents are punishing their teen by making him live in a tent in the backyard.

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It's without a doubt something every parent dreams about—evicting a naughty teenager from the home they provide for them—but a New Mexico couple actually went and did it. To teach their son a lesson, Jacob and Angela Boggus are making their 16-year-old son stay in a tent in their backyard.

Jacob Boggus said that their son is stealing from them, and "if he doesn’t learn that now, it’s gonna be the whole world’s problem, not just ours, in a couple of years."

“We’re not doing anything wrong here. We’re simply trying to teach our child a lesson,” Angela Boggus said. It's both a lesson in how to be a respectable young man, and how to be a successful camper.

The lil' Boggus's humble abode.

Neighbors are reporting the punishment to the Sheriff's Department, asking if it fits the crime. One called the forced camping trip “a terrible thing,” and another called it “an awful thing to do to a human being.”

Said Valencia County Sheriff’s Office Chief Deputy Gary Hall, “I don’t see anything that is abuse or negligent."

The teen is only banished from the house during the day, and returns at 9 pm to sleep (he's also free to use the bathroom whenever he wants). It's safer for the teen to sleep indoors, and it's easier for the parents to track whether or not the naughty teen is acting naughty with guests at night.

They certainly seem like parents who are sick of their son's sh*t.

The Bogguses called on those judging them to help them come up with better ways to discipline their son. The teen has been living the tent life for the past two weeks, and is banished for a month, OR until he completes five book reports.

In all likelihood, they'll see him in a month.

Ariel Winter invites people body shaming her boobs to get a hobby and/or look at her butt.

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Ariel Winter is only 18-years-old but she's already carved out a name for herself as a body positive tour de force with her statements and many pictures on social media. The Modern Family star combined the two to clap back (please visualize clapping emoji hands here) at her haters who didn't like the dress she wore to her graduation party.

Couldn't be more grateful to @shanelle_gray & @davidbarrygray for throwing me the most amazing graduation party ever last night...the amount of love and support they've shown me for the past four years has been life changing. My sister is my absolute best friend and my everything...❤️ Thank you so much. I couldn't be luckier or more grateful. I was in awe last night and I still am that you guys love me that much to do all of that for me...I never would be where I am today without you two...you guys saved me and taught me to be the person I am today. Dad...I love you!!! Thank you for always being there to support and love me as well and always put a smile on my face no matter what :). I'm so grateful for the bond we now share. Alenah the song you put together with Shanelle and recorded for me was one of the most special gifts I've ever received. I'm still tearing up thinking about it. Thank you for that and for your beautiful, special performance. Also a big thank you so much to Geraldine for putting it all together and to @contemporarycatering @robpauerful for the most amazing food! A special thank you as well to Sharon who is probably the biggest reason I was able to get through high school and accepted into college...you pushed me to always do my best and encouraged me...not to mention you were always there for my 1am freak outs about late projects :) Anddddd thank you SO MUCH to all of my amazing family members and friends that flew in to celebrate with us- you guys are the absolute best. Thank you also to the ones who didn't have to fly in...so much love was felt all around last night. Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!! Class of 2016...❤️ #uclabound

A photo posted by Ariel Winter (@arielwinter) on

The photo received a bevy a negative comments.

In a series of tweets, Ariel Winter told her haters to leave, get out.

Winter followed up with a picture of herself, her butt, and some nice ​collaging.

Her mini-tweet rant ended with a quote pulled from Davina Adjani, her friend and assistant.

It's both sad and great that an 18-year-old is telling grown adults to stop shaming her and her boobs.

Man born without legs teams up with makeup artist to scare the crap out of people with statue prank.

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Nick Santonastasso was born with only one arm and without any legs, and he's also an accomplished wrestler, motivational speaker, and bonafide prankster. The Prank Academy faculty teamed Nick up with super makeup artist Lex Fleming to freak out walkersby in New York's Union Square. Nick joined such venerated people as Gandhi and Lincoln as a statue in the square, and the people jolted when they discovered that unlike Gandhi and Lincoln, he's alive.

People enjoyed the surprise on their pleasant walks through the park.

It's all about his victory laugh.

The Prank Academy guys were psyched to see grown men jump.

This GIF pretty much sums it up.

Britney Spears uses unique method of twirling in a bikini to send message to her haters.

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Britney Spears went outside in a bikini the other day and she graciously shared the moment on Instagram.

Her summer tan is certainly coming along nicely.

My head is melting it's so hot in Vegas!!

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

It's a feat that this woman does not get crazy tan lines from all her intricate swim suits. Also impressive she doesn't choke to death while trying to get in and out of those contraptions. Spears is very fit, though, so she can do lots of things.

Wow Larry! Very impressed.

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

Spears took a break from standing still in a bikini for the camera to spin in a circle for the camera. "Twirling for all the haters."

Twirling for all the haters

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

While her previous bikini pic doesn't appear to be flooded with negative comments, Spears surely receives tons of hate on a constant basis given her social media presence and the generally spiteful state of the internet. Here's an example:

And even though Spears's video is not exactly the most intense twirling routine out there, her happiness is an effective way of signaling that she is not interested in all the negative stuff people spew at her every day. In that way, this half-assed twirling is a 10/10 on the non-existent scorecard.


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Mom breaks leg in motorcycle accident, but that doesn't stop her from breastfeeding her baby.

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WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS VIDEO WITH GRAPHIC CONTENT.

The graphic images aren't of boobs or whatnot (well, those are present, but they are feeding a baby, and barely visible anyway), but of a compound fracture, which, in case you don't know, is when a bone breaks and consequently pierces through flesh. It's not pretty. Be forewarned.

This footage on LiveLeak, thought to be from Brazil and posted by a user going by MrSmith305, shows a mother breastfeeding her baby while presumably waiting for emergency services to show up after an accident between a car and a motorcycle. Her leg is clearly broken, but she seems calm (possibly in shock) and she begins feeding her child while sitting in the sand, with another man (with his leg also broken) sitting behind her. A mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do: she's taking care of business.

The footage is captioned, "Respect to her for taking care of her baby." It's not clear if she and the man were in the car or on the motorbike, which ended up wedged under the front of the car.

At least no one seems offended by this mom breastfeeding in public. No one is asking her to cover up her breasts, or her leg, which is honestly a lot more disturbing than breastfeeding could ever be—because legs are not meant to look like this. People in other countries might not view public breastfeeding as taboo, the way some folks do in the U.S. But maybe that's the secret to getting people here in the U.S. to stop freaking out when moms breastfeed in public—just be horribly maimed while doing it!

Katherine Heigl is pregnant with a baby who probably already has haters.

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Katherine Heigl, star of Knocked Up, is knocked up—but don't worry, Seth Rogan isn't the dad. Heigl and her musician husband of eight years, Josh Kelley, told People that they are excited to announce that Heigl is pregnant with a baby boy who will join the family of four, including older sisters Naleigh and Adelaide.

The Kelley clan is thrilled to announce that we are expecting a third addition to our family. Naleigh and Adelaide could not be more excited to welcome their new sibling into the fold and Josh and I are overflowing with joy and gratitude.

This is an incredibly exciting time for us filled with hope, anticipation, and hormones. Well, only I’m filled with hormones, but everyone in the family gets to enjoy them. We couldn’t be more excited to be able to finally share this news with our fans and are looking forward to continuing to share the journey with you all. xoxo, Katie and Josh.

Naleigh, now seven, was adopted by Heigl and Kelley from South Korea in 2009. Her four-year-old sister, Adelaide, was adopted domestically in 2012. The family lives in Utah, where they seem to be enjoying a quieter life where Heigl can update her mommy blog in peace, away from Hollywood and the long list of people who say she's too difficult to work with.

Ever since seriously pissing off primetime television goddess Shonda Rhimes, Heigl has been keeping busy by suing Duane Reade, making kitty litter commercials, and using Indiegogo to fund her next film.

Yeah, it looks like she'll have plenty of time to spend raising her family.

Elizabeth Banks was 'too old' to play love interest of Tobey Maguire, who is 'basically the same age' as her.

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Elizabeth Banks is on the cover of the July issue of Glamour, and in an interview with the magazine, she reveals that she lost the role of Tobey Maguire's girlfriend Mary-Jane in the 2002 film Spider-Man because she was "too old." When filming began, Maguire was 27 and Banks was 16 months older than him. Wow, so ancient! Why would a virile young weirdo in a spandex bodysuit ever want to date an elderly hag over a year older than him? Come on now. Be realistic.

Banks explained:

I screen-tested for the role of Mary-Jane Watson in the first Spider-Man movie, opposite Tobey Maguire. Tobey and I are basically the same age and I was told I was too old to play her. I’m like, "Oh, okay, that’s what I’ve signed up for."

Visited the team at @Whohaha HQ, pillow fight ensued. Watch it on Snapchat 👻 who_haha

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The role went to Kirsten Dunst instead, who was 18 in 2001 when the movie began filming. See, imagine that famous kiss they had, when Spider-Man was hanging upside and Mary-Jane pulled his mask up a bit and they made out in the rain. How would that possibly have worked if his girlfriend had been a decrepit crone like Banks? She would have been all hunched over, she'd have to remember to put in her teeth before the smooch, the whole thing is repulsive to even imagine.

"HEY, LADIES."

Banks still ended up being cast in the movie, but as Peter Parker's grandmother. Kidding! But she was in it, as well as its two sequels, playing the part of the Daily Bugle's publisher's secretary, Betty Brant. So good for her. In any and all future versions of Spider-Man (of which there are scheduled to be approximately 87 by the year 2025), old ladies can play secretaries or aunts or nuns or whatever it is old ladies do, and Spidey's main lady will be played by eight-year-old beauty pageant winners. Maybe nine, if she can pass.

Orlando shooter's gay rendezvous may have been caught on camera.

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A man who says he was Orlando shooter Omar Mateen's gay lover is speaking out about their relationship, and says there should be video evidence to prove it. The man, who goes by the name Miguel, described his relationship with Mateen as "friends with benefits." He said that video security footage from the hotel would confirm that they met there multiple times over the course of two months.

In case you were wondering, Mateen did not have a thing for older guys that look like melted crayons. Apparently Univision decided to put Hollywood makeup and a wig on Miguel instead of hiding his face:

The FBI has not confirmed Miguel's claims. If they are true, it likely shows his horrific act was some sort of twisted revenge due to issues with his own sexuality.

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