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The University of Wisconsin-Madison parties the hardest according to the 'Princeton Review.'

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The Princeton Review,the chosen publication of anxious parents and precocious teens, just unveiled their rankings for the top party schools in the nation. The University of Wisconsin-Madison tops the list.

Those UW Badgers be badgering everyone to have a good time. West Virginia University and the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign take the silver and bronze in partying, respectively.

The Princeton Review conducted their highly respected research through surveys. Per their definition, a school would be considered a party school if it had "low personal daily study hours (outside of class), high usages of alcohol and drugs on campus and high popularity on campus for frats/sororities.”

Here are the cool colleges that crack the top ten:

1. University of Wisconsin-Madison

2. West Virginia University

3. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

3️⃣ Days until @illinifootball and the @marchingillini take the field! We are ready to win!🔹🔶🔹🔶🔹

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4. Lehigh University

5. Bucknell University

so proud of my sis #bucknell

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6. University of Iowa

7. University of Mississippi

8. Syracuse University

🍊☀️⚾️ #SUYankeeDay #SyracuseU

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9. Tulane University

10. Colgate University


Women's jealousy-inducing worldwide Instagram vacation ends in record-breaking cocaine bust.

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Instagram is great for making your vacation look as glamorous as possible and your friends super jealous, and Melina Roberge, 22, and Isabelle Lagacé, 28, were masters of the art. The duo recently spent two months on a worldwide luxury cruise, Instagramming the incredibly expensive trip to a jealous audience. That jealousy, however, quickly turned to schadenfruede when the two were arrested in Australia's largest-ever cocaine bust.

Perspective 🌎🔅 b e r m u d a was amazing 💦

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The two women from Quebec, Canada, were apprehended after landing in Sydney, Australia with 200 pounds of cocaine—about $30 million worth— in their suitcases. What made the bust international news instead of just Australian news, however, was the duo's ridiculously glamorous Instagram account.

First time in Papeete and not the last one ✌🏼️🌏

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London got me like ✈️⛴⚓️

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The women had been traveling all over the world on luxury cruise ship, the MS Sea Princess.

🕴

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More colors please 🔅 #chili2k16

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Felt like Dora the explorer 👧🏿🐒🔍💦

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Roberge, in particular, wasn't just aspiring to be a drug lord, but an Instagram "lifestyle" celebrity.

🌵🏁✔️ #peru2k16

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Sun's out sunburns out 🍕🔅 #cuitapoint

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French Polynesia got us like ... 💉🌎 #dumbanddumber

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The photos even included your standard "look at me, I'm a good person making local children happy" post from an obnoxious first-worlder.

Watchu looking at ? 👀🌴 #peru2k16

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This was the last post from Roberge, four days ago.

Accurate | 🦄

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Even the best vacations have to come to an end. On the other hand, there are really no good prison lifestyle Instas. Maybe there's a new market to cover.

Damn, the 90s children's series 'Animorphs' was messed up.

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Maybe you read the series Animorphs—in which an alien gives a group of kids the power to turn into animals—when you were younger, or maybe you just noticed other, nerdier kids buying the books at your school's Scholastic book fair. Personally, I was one of those nerdier kids, intrigued by the book's still-terrifying bad guys, the Yeerks, who were super-intelligent parasitic slugs who controlled human brains by crawling into their ear canal. But even I didn't remember all the horrifying things that happened in these books, as pointed out by this viral Tumblr post:

My favorite: "An ordinary ant gets transformed into a human child. It has no idea what’s happening and is so overwhelmed by its huge new brain and sensory input that it can only scream until it dies."

Holy f*cking sh*t. Here's series author K.A. Applegate's spoiler-filled defense of the book series' insanely dark ending, which, just as a reminder, was targeted at readers in middle school:

Dear Animorphs Readers:

Quite a number of people seem to be annoyed by the final chapter in the Animorphs story. There are a lot of complaints that I let Rachel die. That I let Visser Three/One live. That Cassie and Jake broke up. That Tobias seems to have been reduced to unexpressed grief. That there was no grand, final fight-to-end-all-fights. That there was no happy celebration. And everyone is mad about the cliffhanger ending.

So I thought I'd respond.

Animorphs was always a war story. Wars don't end happily. Not ever. Often relationships that were central during war, dissolve during peace. Some people who were brave and fearless in war are unable to handle peace, feel disconnected and confused. Other times people in war make the move to peace very easily. Always people die in wars. And always people are left shattered by the loss of loved ones.

That's what happens, so that's what I wrote. Jake and Cassie were in love during the war, and end up going their seperate ways afterward. Jake, who was so brave and capable during the war is adrift during the peace. Marco and Ax, on the other hand, move easily past the war and even manage to use their experience to good effect. Rachel dies, and Tobias will never get over it. That doesn't by any means cover everything that happens in a war, but it's a start.

Here's what doesn't happen in war: there are no wondrous, climactic battles that leave the good guys standing tall and the bad guys lying in the dirt. Life isn't a World Wrestling Federation Smackdown. Even the people who win a war, who survive and come out the other side with the conviction that they have done something brave and necessary, don't do a lot of celebrating. There's very little chanting of 'we're number one' among people who've personally experienced war.

I'm just a writer, and my main goal was always to entertain. But I've never let Animorphs turn into just another painless video game version of war, and I wasn't going to do it at the end. I've spent 60 books telling a strange, fanciful war story, sometimes very seriously, sometimes more tongue-in-cheek. I've written a lot of action and a lot of humor and a lot of sheer nonsense. But I have also, again and again, challenged readers to think about what they were reading. To think about the right and wrong, not just the who-beat-who. And to tell you the truth I'm a little shocked that so many readers seemed to believe I'd wrap it all up with a lot of high-fiving and backslapping. Wars very often end, sad to say, just as ours did: with a nearly seamless transition to another war.

So, you don't like the way our little fictional war came out? You don't like Rachel dead and Tobias shattered and Jake guilt-ridden? You don't like that one war simply led to another? Fine. Pretty soon you'll all be of voting age, and of draft age. So when someone proposes a war, remember that even the most necessary wars, even the rare wars where the lines of good and evil are clear and clean, end with a lot of people dead, a lot of people crippled, and a lot of orphans, widows and grieving parents.

If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad. I couldn't have written it any other way and remained true to the respect I have always felt for Animorphs readers.

K.A. Applegate

As one Twitter user put it:

Anyway, let your kids read these books so they know the darkness that exists in the human soul.

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21 hilariously skeptical reactions to Donald Trump’s visit to Mexico.

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The president of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto, invited Trump to Mexico City for a visit, which came as a surprise to many, because, well...

Despite the sense that this could be a Looney Tunes-esque trap, Trump accepted the invitation.

The Twitterverse responded with equal parts shock and amusement.

Predictions about what Trump might say on the visit sparked their own trending hashtag, #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings.

Every second of this trip is no doubt going to be pure viral joy. We promise to keep you updated.

Woman turns the creeps who make Tinder difficult into beautiful, hilarious illustrations.

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Canadian artist Emmie Tsumura has had enough with the creepy men sliding into her online dating feed. Instead of blocking them, she's taking their gross messages and turning them (along with the dudes' pictures) into Instagram art.

Um ok so not my genre 💀😏👻...😱

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She told Buzzfeed...

“I’m a curious person by nature, so feeling shocked, offended, or repulsed would be followed by something like intrigue or fascination. Who was this person and why did they send this and what should I do?! Part of me is saying, ‘Are you fucking kidding me?!’ Another part of me is feeling super sad and alone. Another part is saying, ‘This is hilarious!’”

She's right, it is, and she's sharing it all with us!

I don't sex toys use for you bondage guys help please

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A front door and a back door now we're both confused

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Hey weirdo

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"I kept getting dick pics and other fun surprises and told my friend that I was done with online dating. But then later that night I drew three of these guys and texted them to her. She laughed so hard, and I knew I had to draw more."

I don't understand any of this

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"Creating illustrations changes the context and is meant to slow down the process of judging and swiping. It actually humanizes the experience."

Yo I kno this trick I read The Game duh

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"Like everyone else, I do sincerely want to meet people, so illustrating these images helped me to keep logging in. It feels more like an act of love and less like new car shopping."

Am I missing something? Is there some cultural reference about cotton balls?! (Is it that cock n balls thing...)

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Ultimately, Tsumura hopes these illustrations start a conversation...

"There is so much to talk about around the politics of race, gender, sex, and love in online dating. ok_cucumber is the first project I’ve done that, at its core, is meant to encourage conversation."

Don't worry Tsumura, you got us talking. Follow @ok_cucumber for more illustrations.

If you love the eggplant emoji so much, why don't you masturbate with it?

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Everyone dreams about turning their sexts into a reality—and EMOJIbator does just that. The eggplant emoji is the most popular stand-in for a penis in texting, and the vibrator is the most popular stand-in for a penis in reality, so the people at EMOJIbator took the next logical step and combined the two for the ultimate experience.

It's official. Buy yours at emojibator.com.

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The EMOJIbator is an eggplant-shaped vibrator, that according to the website, has "10 vibration settings that always hit the spot" and a "Healthy serving of vitamin D." That's a metaphor, though, in case you were worried it emits UV rays when its vibrating.

"Since the eggplant emoji has penetrated your texting conversations, it has been a definitive sex symbol," reads the product's official description. "Sexting with yourself is an act that can become even more delightful with the perfect vibrator...finally, you can enhance your sexual experience with the sleek eggplant emoji."

Now it's only a matter of time before we get a peach fleshlight.


Rob Kardashian actually speaks, says Blac Chyna "saved" him from himself.

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Rob Kardashian has finally spoken! Sure, he's said words before, but for the first time, Kris Jenner's only son addressed his controversial relationship with his fiancée Blac Chyna, who is pregnant with their child. "She got me through my darkest times," Kardashian told People. "I wasn't happy in my own skin. I missed out on so many things."

Though he wasn't explicit about these "dark times," Rob's weight has been a frequent subject of concern on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. In an episode from 2015, Jenner revealed that her son gained 100 pounds in one year​ and had missed major family events, including Kim and Kanye's wedding.

Rob told People he missed out on events because he was insecure about his weight gain. "I just wasn't down to have photographers follow me, so I made sure I was away from all of that," he said. "I'm very good at disappearing."

Blessed @robkardashian ☘👶🏽 @people

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(Don't worry, it's fruit!!!)

A lot of people seem pretty skeptical about this relationship. Maybe it's the break ups and make ups. Maybe it's the fact that Blac Chyna also has a son with rapper Tyga, who is currently dating Rob's sister Kylie. ​But Chyna has helped Rob lose weight, and more importantly, she's motivated him to stop withdrawing from the world. "Being with her got me over the insecurity of being out in public," he says.

That's good, because they soon have a reality show about their relationship, Rob & Chyna, which premieres in September. It doesn't get more public than that.

Two-year-old finally solves philosophers' famous 'trolley problem.'

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The "trolley problem" is a classic dilemma used to illustrate how human emotions can change ethical decisions. In the first version, a trolley is headed towards 5 people tied to the tracks. You are given an option to throw the track switch, but it will kill one person tied to the alternate track. Most people choose to throw the switch, even though they're actively causing someone's death. Then they're asked whether they would throw a fat man in front of the trolley to stop it. Even though it's the same, many people balk at this option, showing how our human, emotional biases affect decisions. BUT NOT THIS KID.

PERFECT SOLUTION: THROW THE FAT MAN ON THE OTHER FIVE AND WATCH THE CARNAGE. Watch out, Nietzsche, you've got some serious competition.

The best things people have ever told doctors and nurses when asked for their sexual history.

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Great news, everyone! Doctor/patient confidentiality doesn't extend to the anonymity of the internet, so now we have access to every disclosure given to any medical professional with a username and access to reddit. Grab some popcorn and get ready to lose your appetites reading other people's juicy responses to the famous "sexual history" question asked during every medical intake.

1. ​SqueezeTheShamansTit had a patient who didn't know what the definition of "is" is.

A young girl told me she's not currently sexually active because the last time she had sex was the day before

2. ​Dan-z-man met a pro who was really bad at bookkeeping.

As a Med student in an std clinic in Miami I asked a lady how many sexual partners she had. "Honey, I get paid to fuck. I got no clue." She got all the antibiotics.

3. ​mhornberger treated his very own Virgin Mary.

I signed in a sixteen year-old girl who told the doctor "I can't be in labor--I've never had sex" as she gives her Dad a "please don't kill me" look. Ah, family moments.

4. ​taws34 had a patient who got a raw deal.

From my time as an Army medic in Germany, circa 2003.

Had a guy report to sick call with "personal" filled out on his sick call slip. Ninety nine percent of the time, this means STD or something wrong with the reproductive bits.

I was the fortunate one to pull his chart for screening. I got him into the exam room, got him to verbalize exactly what "personal" reason he was in the aid station for. It was sores on his penis.

Ok.

I start prepping the culture swab, and continue getting the history. How long he had the sores, when he last had sex, any burning or irritation while urinating. "A few days, never, and no."

Wait, you haven't had sex? What about sexual contact, to include oral, anal, genital on genital? "I'm a virgin. I've never been with anyone else".

What the fuck are the sores from? "I've been masturbating a bunch.". How much? "Eight times a day."

Our PA ended up sending him back with a profile to his chain of command prohibiting masturbation more than once a day.

5. ​stingray20201 found that every patient is a comedian.

"Eleven girls in forty eight hours"

"Really?"

"No, I'm sad and lonely."

6. ​russelg000 had a patient whose injury was worth an arm and a leg.

Pt came in for difficulty with walking due to pain. When pressed, he admitted that he had someone forearm deep in him a week prior from a rough encounter. Sent him to a specialist, turns out his pubic symphysis was inflamed and might have a stress fracture. Oddly, when results were given to him, he made it clear that it was worth it.

7. ​Coord26673 gets more in depth in prison.

I worked in a prison and our 'sexual history' question gets a little more in-depth. However, my favourite answer of all time followed the question "Have you ever used drugs or illicit substances?" To which the inmate responded No, he had never.

Then the sexual history question came up and he said "Well I snorted coke off a hooker, but I didn't fuck her so does that count?"

We had to restart the questionnaire.

8. ​DarwinianMonkey has a story about her granny that wins hands down.

Many years ago I had to accompany my Grandma (RIP 2013) to a deposition / hearing (i can't remember what it exactly was). She was suing a grocery store because a shelf collapsed on her hand and broke her wrist. There was a big conference room table with her doctor there, attorneys, and other official people. Anyway...as they were going down the checklist of questions asking how this injury affected her life, the attorney asked "would you say that your sex life has been negatively affected?"

Granny holds up her cast and says "Hell yes!"

I was mortified. The room was humming with muffled giggles.

9. jiggle_the_handle totally confessed to doing nothing.

When I was thirteen I responded "yes" when the nurse asked me if I was sexually active. She then asked when was the last time I had sex to which I uncomfortably answered that I have never had sex.

I thought masturbation counted.

10. ​mcpo91 had a patient whose partner's answer to this question might be even more interesting.

I was a medical assistant working for a dermatology office. A 65 year old man came in with an abundance of genital warts and said "I kept sleeping with that same dirty woman. That's why I got these things"

11. ​xenogensis had a patient deliver his masters thesis.

My favorite was this young guy maybe in his twenties, comes in and on the form he circled the "sexual history" part drew an arrow to the back. Then on the back it read "it all began back in the eighth grade with Stacy..." He continued on to fill half the page up with his sexual history.

I'm pretty sure he did it only because he had to wait so long.

12. ​Cheesethehamster asked to speak to Dr. Obvious.

I was in active labor, pushing a tiny human being from my body, when a well-meaning medical student asked me if I had any history of sexual activity.

13. keenly_disinterested came through strong with the ubiquitous "I didn't know I had a cucumber in there" story.

My wife works in a hospital. She told me a story about a patient that presented with constipation (three days) and rectal pain. An examination found he had a rotting cucumber up his ass, which he claimed no knowledge of. Turns out he was not lying.

He had recently returned from an extended trip away from home during which he had contracted a venereal disease, which he had passed along to his wife following his return. Rather than confront him with his misdeeds, his wife decided to go straight to retribution. So she drugged his dinner one night, then administered the coup de concombre, so to speak.

Of all the possible visuals that come to mind when I think of this story, the one that I enjoy most is the wife, at the store, picking out the cucumber. "Yeah, this is the one..."

14. ​moonboots333 had a patient whose sense of humor wasn't the only thing that was dry.

Not a nurse but a former phlebotomist/health historian for the largest blood collection organization. One of donors was an older lady. Maybe early 70's. There were 5-10 sexual history questions in a row. In the middle of them she blurts out, "honey, I've been dried up for years. Nobody has been diggin in this for a long time."

15. ​Clever_mudblood keeps it cool.

During those questions, I had a nurse ask me. I answered yes, he then asked me what kind of birth control I use. I have an iud so I told him. His response was great.

"Is it..... uhhh.... installed?"

"Yeah, it's chillin in my uterus"

16. refubeegee tells us a husband's secret.

I worked in a medical call center and had to survey patients taking certain drugs. We asked if they were sexually active (company was worried about libido-inhibiting side effects).

Best answer I heard was "Yes, but don't tell my spouse."

17. ​Finally, ArgentinianNorse found out why he was so scared to ask the question to begin with.

When I was in nursing school we had these questionnaire things we had to ask our patients for homework. Most of the questions were pretty simple and basic, like family medical history or what current medication they were taking, etc etc etc, and it was designed to get us used to asking questions and to begin to develop rapport with the patient.

Well since this was my first year of nursing school I was still felt little awkward asking the 'sex questions' and was nervous when I came around to these questions when interviewing an 85 year old man whose wife was sitting right next to him. The conversation went a little like this:

Me: So..umm sir some of these next questions may be a bit personal and if you are too uncomfortable answering them you can just tell me and we can move on.

Internal me: (please be uncomfortable oh please oh please oh please)

Him: Sure! Go ahead. You need to know all this stuff for your career! Ask away!

Internal me: (Damn...)

Usually there were 5 or 6 questions that i would ask but today I could only get past this one question.

Me: OK sir. Are you and your wife still sexually active?

Him: (Looks up at me, then the ceiling, then to his wife and says) 'sweetie? How would you describe our sex life?

Wife (without missing a beat): Oh probably that you jumped on a wild hog at the ripe age of 19 and are still hanging on for dear life. (then she leans closer to me and whispers) I try to buck him off every night but he keeps hanging on. (then she winks)

I almost died of laughter. Best response ever

Dude flawlessly recreates Britney Spears’ locker room strip tease until another bro walks in.

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A Britney Spears' super fan decided to film himself recreating her "Private Show" from her new album Glory (the music video is very similar), until an unsuspecting bro walked in and totally killed the moment.

First, he made sure the coast was clear...

Then it was time for that bootie bump...

But then came the moment we've been waiting for...

Literal LOL's for days.

Let's watch him get caught again, only this time in slow motion.

Dying. But hey, he walked it off. No shame brah, no shame...

Not that he seems to mind.

Someone, please, find the bro that killed this Spears' fan good time. We must know immediately what went through his mind at this very moment...

What do you think he's thinking?

If he's like us, he's just sad the spell was broken.

An LGBTQ homeless youth center is opening in 2017 thanks to Golden Girl Bea Arthur's will.

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When Bea Arthur died in 2009, her will revealed she had left a considerable chunk of change to a LGBT homeless youth shelter. Where there's a will, there's a way, and the Bea Arthur Residence Hall is set to open its doors in 2017.

Arthur left $300,000 to the Ali Forney Center, an LGBTQ homeless youth shelter in New York City. A shelter like this is desperately needed, considering approximately 40 percent of youth that arrive at homeless shelters identify as LGBTQ.

Arthur told Next Magazine in 2005...

"These kids at the Ali Forney Center are literally dumped by their families because of the fact that they are lesbian, gay or transgender... This organization really is saving lives."

It's no secret that Arthur was a huge supporter of the LGBTQ community, and clearly was a gay icon (full disclosure: the author of this post has Bea Arthur's face tattooed on his arm), but she really put her money where her mouth was with this incredibly generous donation.

Stay golden you guys, Arthur would want it that way.

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10 moms who embarrassed their kids even more than usual on the first day back at school.

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Being a mom is the hardest job in the world. You have to cook, clean, help with homework, kiss boo boos, and make sure your kids don't grow up to beserial killers.

MOOOOOOOOM!

With all of that constant, thankless hard labor, it's nearly impossible to find the time to humiliate your kids and go viral. But these hero-moms managed to do it all. Here are 10 moms whose excitement for back to school could not be contained. No matter how much it embarrassed their children.

1. These parents made a hilarious slide show for their teen daughter's first day of school.

2. This mom broke into her happy dance at the bus stop.

Every year.

3. This adorable mom went viral jumping for joy when her kids went back to school.

4. This mom's back to school sign was way too honest.

5. We've got another jumper on our hands folks.

White moms can jump.

6. This mom and dad's awkward back to school dance number will cost their kids years of therapy.

7. Seriously, these moms are gettin' turnt.

Is there a Mom slam dunk contest I don't know about.

8. "You betta werk, werk, werk, werk, werk" on embarrassing your kids at school drop off.

9. Who knew happy hour started at 8 am?

The most embarrassing part would be if that wasn't even those kids' dad.

10. Mercifully, these kids are still too young to be truly humiliated by their dorky parents' rap video.

Back to school ain't no joke, unless you're a parent with a camera.

Thinking about kids going back to school like...

The most dramatic reactions kids have had to going to school for the first time.

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The first day of school brings up lots of feelings. The end of summer elicits tears of agony from from kids and tears of joy from parents. Back to school anxiety causes some children to freak out more than others, but one thing that all kids should realize is that elementary school is infinitely better than a nine to five office job.

Enjoy your freedom while you can, little drama queens.

Here are 11 kids who couldn't handle the pain of back to school.

1. This little girl is screaming "I hate my life" and she hasn't even tried online dating yet.


2. The hardest lesson you'll ever learn in school is that there comes a point in time when your mom's leg can't save you anymore.

"Help me leg!"

3. When you're screaming "No No No," and your mom is like "Yeah Yeah yeah."


4. This dad's got a plan.

Drag me to hell.

5. This little dude is trying to be brave, but it's all too much.


6. There are two ways kids react to going back to school.

Crying on the inside or crying on the outside.

7. Sometimes even having a giraffe on your damn head won't ease the pain.


8. The first day of school is great if you love other people's pain.

I eat tears for breakfast.

9. This girl having a meltdown about her back to school outfit is all of us.


10. When your siblings just don't understand you.

The blonde one is like, "Do you know something I don't know?"

11. You're never too young to start hating your life.

It hurts.
Happy back to school.

5 Chris Brown meltdowns that will make your own anger issues look tame.

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Chris Brown is repeatedly getting in trouble for violent outbursts, especially against women. Most recently he was arrested and charged for assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly threatening a woman and pointing a gun at her head at his home on Tuesday. But yeah, by all means, keep buying his music and making him rich.

Police surround Chris Brown's home

#LIVE COVERAGE: Police are at the Los Angeles home of musician Chris Brown. TMZ reports Brown allegedly threatened a woman with a gun. When officers tried to enter the home he told them to get a search warrant and then reportedly shut the door. STORY: http://www.fox10phoenix.com/entertainment/197354889-story

Posted by FOX 10 Phoenix on Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Unfortunately, this was far from Chris Brown's first over-the-top meltdown. In fact, it's pretty safe to say his anger issues make your string of F-bombs at the guy who cut you off in traffic this morning seem pretty chill.

1. Assaulting a woman on his tour bus (2015)

In 2015, a woman filed charges for third degree assault after she was allegedly thrown off Brown’s tour bus because she wouldn’t give up her phone. He also allegedly punched a fan in the face for taking a picture of him.

"That" = women's safety.

2. Fight with Frank Ocean (2013)

Chris Brown and his crew had a run-in with singer Frank Ocean at a West Hollywood recording studio where Brown allegedly punched the singer, yelled homophobic slurs at him, and threatened to shoot him over ... a parking spot. Yep. Ocean declined to press charges against Chris Brown for some reason.

Here he is slapping around a ghost!

3. Fight with Drake at a nightclub (2012)

Chris and Drake got into a serious bar brawl, allegedly about Rihanna. Bottles were thrown, and in the chaos several people suffered injures. Yet again, no criminal charges were filed against Brown.

Yeah, I think Rihanna made the right choice.

4. Good Morning America outburst (2011)

Chris Brown is not a morning person, or an anytime person. After a Good Morning America interview with Robyn Roberts, Brown reportedly went out of control, ripping off his shirt and smashing a window with a chair. Nice.

5. Felony assault against Rihanna (2009)

Why everyone didn't drop Chris Brown forever after this incident is beyond me. In 2009, the singer pleaded guilty to felony assault for beating up his then-girlfriend Rihanna. He was sentenced to five years probation, a year-long domestic violence class and six months of community labor. He violated his probation with violence twice.

None of these incidents seem to effect Brown's career, social life, or bank account. Until it does, lists like this will probably just get longer and longer.

Other strange things you can watch while you wait for season 2 of 'Stranger Things.'

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Netflix has just confirmed that its massively popular original show, Stranger Things, will return in 2017 for a second season. That's still a ways off, though, so if you're jonesing for some Stranger Things-like strangeness, check out some of these movies (and one TV show) which likely inspired and influenced the series.

1. E.T. the Extra-terrestrial (1982)

Stranger Things is basically E.T., only darker, and with the added element of a missing kid. But Stranger Things' Eleven looks much better in a wig than E.T. does. (Stream it on Netflix)

2. Amazing Stories (1985-1987)

E.T.'s director Stephen Spielberg (perhaps you've heard of him) created this Twilight Zone-ish television show that aired on NBC from 1985 to 1987. It's a rare combination of hair-raising and interesting without being too scary for kids. (Watch episodes on NBC's website.)

3. Altered States (1980)

One of the coolest parts of Stranger Things is Eleven's sensory deprivation tank. Altered States has a similar looking tank, and the scientist who uses it (played by William Hurt) has visions that are just as strange as, if not stranger than, the creature Eleven accidentally summons into our dimension. (Rent it from Amazon.)

4. Under the Skin (2013)

The all black background that Eleven enters when she's immersed in the sensory deprivation tank looks kind of like the creepy cool alien seduction scenes in Under the Skin, starring Scarlett Johansson. (Stream it on Amazon.)

5. Firestarter (1984)

Firestarter, based on the Stephen King book of the same name, is about a young girl (more Drew Barrymore!) with special powers not unlike Eleven's. Also, the typeface from Stranger Things' opening sequence was inspired by the unmistakable typography used in a lot of 1980s era Stephen King novels. (Rent it from Amazon.)

6. The Goonies (1985)

Stranger Things and The Goonies both tell "a group of kids go on a dangerous adventure and outsmart all the adults" stories, and it's worth noting that without Stef (Martha Plimpton), there might be no Barb (Shannon Purser). (Rent it on Amazon.)

7. Alien (1979)

There are so many similarities between the Netflix show and this movie franchise, like the obvious resemblance between the sticky, pulsating goo the creatures leave behind to trap their prey, and the scenes of people in space—or HazMat-suits creeping through eerie landscapes lit only by their flashlights. Plus there's the likeness between the eggs in Alien and the monster's face in Stranger Things. (Rent it from Amazon.)

8. The Fog (1980)

There's no doubt that the Stranger Thingssoundtrack was at least partly influenced by director John Carpenter's iconic synth scores, like the music he composed for The Fog. (Stream it on Netflix.)

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