Tinder provides endless entertainment in the form of dopey dudes being stupid. But today's example is especially cringeworthy. It was shared to Reddit by user T0mbi, who titled it: "So my mate unknowingly matched with a transgender girl today."

Some commenters were skeptical that this was real. T0mbi reassured them that his friend was not smart enough to pull off such a complicated hoax.

Of course, the people of Reddit had plenty of questions, mostly about what happened next. T0mbi returned to the comments to explain. If you think this story is going to get less embarrassing, you're so wrong.

When this happened, he sort of just stop kinda talking and his words started trailing off to nothing. I was driving and he was next to me and asked "Hey t0mbi, what's transgender?"

My first reaction was for me to tell him to immediately take a screenshot because I knew he was tindering at that time. I laughed uncontrollably for a few minutes and explained the situation. He noped the fuck out of there pretty quickly since he ain't very 'open' to those kinds of people (hope I don't trigger anyone by saying that, but whatevs yolo)

I did make him ask another question which was 'How much of a women are you' to which she replied 'I get my boobs dun Friday hun xo'

Tinder: making ignorant thirsty people more aware of the world they live in since 2012.

Scarlett Johansson, everyone's #WomenCrushWednesday, has split from her husband of two years, French journalist Romain Dauriac, ​People reports.

A source told People that the couple, who are parents to 2-year-old daughter Rose, have been "separated since the summer." Johansson also appeared and spoke at the Women's March on Saturday, without a wedding ring on.

Sad news! Or, happy news! It's hard to know these days what with all these amicable divorces and "conscious uncouplings" (does nobody smash their spouse's car with a golf club anymore??).

The couple was last photographed this past December at the opening of the popcorn shop they co-own in Paris. They would have been separated several months when this photo was taken, which is not that surprising when you look at it:

Johansson, 32, told People back in 2014 that she fell in love with Dauriac's intelligence. "I love his brain more than anything," she said. "[And] he does all the sweet gestures for me. He’s a gentleman."

Well, she's single now, all you gentlemen!!! You don't have a chance in hell but hey, a boy can dream.

Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested outside the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens, New York, on Wednesday evening for allegedly attacking a man at his marathon anti-Trump protest.

According to Us Weekly, LaBeouf grabbed a 25-year-old man's scarf, scratching his face in the process, after the man tried to interfere with the peaceful demonstration. LaBeouf was charged with misdemeanor assault and has already been released, though he will have to appear in court at a later date. The victim denied medical attention at the scene.

Fellow protesters told TMZthat the man who interfered with the peaceful protest instigated the fight. "Shia took a hit for us. There were all these Nazis here, he came out and tried to protect us," said one witness. TMZ also obtained the video from the live stream of LaBeouf being handcuffed by police officers, although protesters did partially block the camera as he was arrested.

Shia LaBeouf's has been live streaming the "He Will Not Divide Us" protest since Trump's inauguration and plans on keeping it going 24/7 until Donald Trump leaves office. You can check it out here.

Ah, another day, another person who regrets voting for Donald Trump. If you follow the Twitter account @Trump_Regrets, you'll see retweets of Trump supporters who regret their vote as soon as they see the truth about the man who was elected president of the United States.

The account was started in November 2016, according to Twitter, and now has almost 56,000 followers. One suggested improvement: every tweet could be met with a response of the Kermit the frog drinking tea meme.

Take a gander at the salty tears of the people who now realize that they've made a huge mistake.

Jimmy Fallon read some feedback on his show from children, and the suggestions he got were decidedly more benign than the media's. When you ask kids for letters on how to improve your show, it's mainly crazy drawings, funny misspellings, and crazy Guess Who? comparisons to The Roots.

In fact, not one child mentioned the normalization of Donald Trump, and how TheTonight Showmight benefit from harder hitting interviews with controversial politicians.

But that's probably just because most five and six-year-olds think the Tonight Show and late night television, in general, should be a reflection of popular society, not its moral compass. Anyway, here's Jimmy Fallon answering children's letters and catching grapes in his mouth at their request.

Reigning Miss Canada Siera Bearchell has a body positive message to those who tell her that she is "losing points" by gaining weight. The Miss Universe contestant took to her Instagram and wrote a post about the importance of self-worth alongside a photo of herself posing in her bathing suit during a competition.

I was recently asked, "What happened to you? Why have you gained weight? You are losing points" This was a reference to my body of course. While I am first to say I am not as lean as I was when I was 16, 20, or even last year, but I am more confident, capable, wise, humble and passionate than ever before. 🙋🏻As soon as I started to love who I was rather than always trying to fit what I thought society wanted me to be, I gained a whole new side of life. This is the side I am trying to bring to the @missuniverse competition. The side of life that is so rare to find: self-worth and self-love. We always focus on the things we wish we could change rather than loving everything we are.

But Bearchell's message of self love and acceptance didn't stop there. In another post, she revealed that she has stopped limiting her food intake before pageants because strict dieting is "miserable." Instead, she chooses to accept her body the way it is.

"It takes discipline to have the body of a Miss Universe." It also takes discipline to be accepted into Law School. It takes discipline to run a marathon. It takes discipline to be true to ourselves in a world that is constantly trying to shape us into something we are not. People have asked me if I changed my body to prove a point. No. Our lives are fluid, dynamic and ever-changing. So are our bodies. To be truthful, I restricted my food intake intensely at previous pageants and was miserable, self-conscious and I never felt good enough. No matter how little I ate and how much weight I lost, I constantly compared myself to others and felt like I could still lose more. My mental perception did not match the physical body I saw in the mirror. There were days I would eat a protein bar, workout for hours and struggle to fall asleep because I as so hungry. My body is not naturally lean and that's okay. I am healthy. I am fit. I am confident. I am me. This is who I am right now and I'm okay with it, so you should be too. My fellow ladies, remember that true beauty, and validation start from within.

In recent years, beauty pageants have started to make necessary changes to better keep up with the times. As more people are joining the body positive movement, things like beauty pageants seem more and more antiquated and objectionable. In 2016, the Miss Teen USA pageant scrapped the swimsuit portion of the competition in favor for a "fitness wear." Besides widening their narrow beauty standards, competitions are also becoming more inclusive than ever before (though they still have a ways to go). Miss America welcomed their first openly gay contestant. Deshauna Barber, a 27-year-old army officer, won the Miss USA pageant, making her the first military service member to hold the title. Halima Aden, a Muslim Somali-American teenager, competed in the Miss Minnesota pageant while wearing a hijab.

Confidence is good look on everyone—no matter what your body type is.

Like many women all over the world, Samantha Bee, still reeling from the "American carnage" of an inauguration, went for a leisurely walk the day after with 500,000 of her closest friends.

After a tour of the exhausting mental march that pundits took to try and discredit the movement, Bee invited the a capella supergroup that went viral for their original protest anthem. Singers Milck, the George Washington University Sirens, and Capital Blend rehearsed online before meeting at the march for the first time, and singing together in perfect harmony.

Reminder: It's okay to feel all the emotions and cry after you laugh with anger.

Watch the original video from the march and cry all over again.

Wednesday night, President Donald Trump gave his first TV interview from the White House, to ABC's David Muir. In the interview, Trump talked about commencing the building of the wall, said that his speech at the CIA went swimmingly ("In fact, they said it was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the Super Bowl and they said it was equal. . . That speech was a total home run."), and doubled down on his claim that his was the "biggest crowd in the history of inaugural speeches."

But Trump got a little short-fused when Muir brought up Trump's statements on voter fraud. Trump has claimed several times (via Twitter) that he only lost the popular vote because 3 to 5 million people voted illegally (and all of them for Hillary Clinton).

Here's a bit of their tense exchange:

David Muir: But 3 to 5 million illegal votes?

President Trump: Well, we're gonna find out. But it could very well be that much. Absolutely.

DM: But…

PT: But we're gonna find out. . . In fact, I heard one of the other side, they were saying it's not 3 to 5. It's not 3 to 5. I said, "Well, Mr. Trump is talking about registration, tell—" He said, "You know we don't wanna talk about registration." They don't wanna talk about registration.

You have people that are registered who are dead, who are illegals, who are in two states. You have people registered in two states. They're registered in a New York and a New Jersey. They vote twice. There are millions of votes, in my opinion. Now…

DM: But again…

PT: I'm doing an investigation. David, David, David ...

DM: You’re now, you’re now president of the United States when you say ...

PT: Of course, and I want the voting process to be legitimate.

DM: But what I'm asking…

PT: The people that…

DM: …what I'm asking that—when you say in your opinion millions of illegal votes, that is something that is extremely fundamental to our functioning democracy, a fair and free election.

PT: Sure. Sure. Sure.

DM: You say you're gonna launch an investigation.

PT: Sure, done.

DM: What you have presented so far has been debunked. It's been called [inaudible] false.

PT: No, it hasn't. Take a look at the Pew reports.

DM: I called the author of the Pew report last night. And he told me that they found no evidence of voter fraud.

PT: Really? Then why did he write the report?

DM: He said no evidence of voter fraud.

PT: Excuse me, then why did he write the report? . . . According to Pew report, then he's—then he's groveling again. You know, I always talk about the reporters that grovel when they wanna write something that you wanna hear but not necessarily millions of people wanna hear or have to hear.

DM: So, you’ve launched an investigation?

PT: We're gonna launch an investigation to find out. And then the next time—and I will say this, of those votes cast, none of 'em come to me. None of 'em come to me. They would all be for the other side. None of 'em come to me. But when you look at the people that are registered: dead, illegal and two states and some cases maybe three states—we have a lot to look into.

DM: House Speaker Paul Ryan has said, "I have seen no evidence. I have made this very, very clear." Senator Lindsey Graham saying, "It's the most inappropriate thing for a president to say without proof. He seems obsessed with the idea that he could not have possibly lost the popular vote without cheating and fraud." I wanna ask you about something bigger here. Does it matter more now…

PT: There's nothing bigger. There's nothing bigger.

DM: But it is important because…

PT: Let me just tell you, you know what's important, millions of people agree with me when I say that if you would’ve looked on one of the other networks and all of the people that were calling in they're saying, "We agree with Mr. Trump. We agree." They're very smart people.

The people that voted for me—lots of people are saying they saw things happen. I heard stories also. But you're not talking about millions. But it's a small little segment. I will tell you, it's a good thing that we're doing because at the end we're gonna have an idea as to what's going on. Now, you're telling me Pew report has all of a sudden changed. But you have other reports and you have other statements. You take a look at the registrations, how many dead people are there? Take a look at the registrations as to the other things that I already presented.

DM: And you're saying . . .those people who are on the rolls voted, that there are millions of illegal votes?

PT: I didn't say there are millions. But I think there could very well be millions of people. That's right.

DM: You tweeted though…

PT: And I also say this…

DM: …you tweeted, "If you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally, I won the popular vote."

PT: David, and I also say this, if I was going for the popular vote I would've won easily. But I would've been in California and New York. I wouldn't have been in Maine. I wouldn't have been in Iowa. I wouldn't have been in Nebraska and all of those states that I had to win in order to win this. I would've been in New York, I would've been in California. I never even went there.

Donald Trump has been dominating the news cycle this week, but someone else in the White House had a major accomplishment that deserves to be documented.

Ivanka Trump shared an Instagram of her baby boy, Theodore, crawling for the first time on the floor of the White House.

"There were so many incredible milestones this past weekend -- including one for baby Theodore who crawled for the very first time in the White House!" she captioned the video.

Ivanka Trump and her family moved to DC over the weekend so that her husband Jared Kushner could start his unpaid job as one of Donald Trump's advisers. She also shared a photo of Theodore in his new nursery.

Seems like the first baby is getting stuff done.

Anyone lose 5.5 pounds of marijuana?

That's the question on the Twitter lips of the Columbus, Indiana police department after a Sober Samaritan contacted them to come confiscate the massive stash.

Someone had apparently delivered the goods to the wrong address, according to Fox 59, and the upstanding citizens didn't want anything to do with it.

So, in another instance of cops trying to trick idiots into turning themselves in, the police turned to the web. So far, it doesn't seem like anyone's been high enough to go claim it.

Sometimes, it comes down to Dr. Sandra Lee (a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper) to fix another dermatologist's mess. In today's example, a large cyst on this poor man's rear end was previously biopsied by another doctor, but not removed. And what was left was a huge, unsightly spot that made it difficult for him to even sit comfortably. But Dr. Lee came in there with her scalpel and her basin, and drained that thing like nobody's business. That's why she's the best.

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer had a tough first week on the job, with the world challenging his credibility and his boss demanding he change his wardrobe.

Now, Spicer's job performance just keeps getting worse, as the dude in charge of communications has recklessly communicated something confusing.

What could that be? His password? A password? The password to a fancy safe that has Trump's tax returns?

Is it a cryptic admission of general hypocrisy?

Is it a cry for help?

Is it...the nuclear codes?

What is he hiding?

Perhaps "n9y25ah7" is an acronym?

"No 9 yams, 25 are having 7"?

Spicy Spicer might just be prone to pocket-tweeting, having sent a similar gibberish phrase on Wednesday morning.

While he might be putting the country at risk by not locking his phone, at least he's not using a private server.

Oh wait... he is.

For better or worse, mostly worse, we all have to live with a roommate at some point. And if your roommates have insane expectations or unreasonable demands, the sanctity of the home can completely fall apart. Just ask the following people, who shared with Reddit the craziest things a cohabitant ever requested of them.

1. Not_Always_A_Menace is such a jerk, flaunting his body all over his own bedroom.

Last year I roomed with a sort-of friend from high school. Socially impaired guy, really smart, but horrible self-image and low self-esteem, like myself.

He tried to tell me I wasn't allowed to be shirtless in our room because, paraphrasing, "well I'm not comfortable with my body so why should you be able to show you're comfortable with yours?"

2. Alphabetasoup7391 experienced all the pitfalls of being roommates with Snow White.

"I know you have mono but my SEVEN best friends are visiting and we'll need your bed. Could you find a guy to hook up with tonight or something?"

3. Kapibara42 had the kind of roommate who had trouble following the many nuances of Snooki's motivations.

"Stop walking in front of the TV so slowly I'm missing parts of my show" 1. To get to the kitchen you had to walk in front of the TV 2. Took me less than 2 seconds 3. She was watching Jersey Shore.

4. DooDooBrownz adds in their two cents. Well, one cent.

lived with a dude who moved his boyfriend into his room without asking anyone else in the house and let him stay there without contributing anything to rent or utilities because "he needed a place to stay" and yet wanted me to pay extra for utilities and rent because my gf would use the shower when she stayed over on the weekend. i added a penny to my rent check a few times with "extra for gf's water usage" on the memo line

5. Roommates like the one krabitz had are why gas station burritos were invented.

My roommate during my senior year of college had no idea of how to cook. Add to the fact that he was a major dick, and was super entitled.

He kept asking me to cook for him, even to the point of yelling and demanding me to make him a good meal because he was, "too tired to cook" and felt it was "too much work"... Asshole..

6. That sound you hear, C0ncept8, is the sound of hypocrisy.

That he can play music from speakers, but I can only play it from headphones

7. User saltedstar should've been doing that in the privacy of his own home. But, like, further inside of it.

"Could you guys not hug so much? I'm all alone it's just rubbing it in my face." My former room mate to my wife and I. He wasn't kidding.

8. That's when you put the water bill in your name, crunch816, and put all your roommate's stuff in the shower.

The utilities are my bill so you're not allowed to turn your PC on.

9. TheTangeMan roomed with the world's dumbest environmentalist.

I'm going to throw out all of your cleaning supplies if they aren't green or eco-friendly....the irony was completely lost on him.

10. Butwhatsmyname is so weird he wanted to populate his home with objects and possessions.

"I don't want bits of your stuff out all over the place. I want the flat to look clean and minimalist... like a Holiday Inn. Yeah, I want it to look like a hotel. None of these... photos and knicknacks and things."

She didn't want any picture frames or figurines or anything other than books on the bookshelves to reveal that human people lived permanently in our flat.

11. Your pizza, 1BoiledCabbage, our pizza.

She once told me to save some of my pizza that I bought for her friends that where coming over. Yeah, no. YOU can save YOUR pizza that YOU bought for your friends. I'm going to eat my pizza. If your friends don't have anything to eat and you don't want them eating your pizza, order something.

12. Merry_Pippins had a roommate from the future, where bathrooms are self-cleaning.

I lived with someone who didn't believe cleaning the bathroom was a chore, so he refused to do it. I had a huge argument with him, and he said that by its nature, it's just always clean, so he wasn't going to do it. It was clean because I kept getting grossed out and cleaning it! >_<

13. But that's where all the good candy is, drunkerbrawler.

That I leave my door unlocked so she would have access to my room while I was at work.

14. You owe him that courtesy, nekedslumber4evr.

An old roommate requested that I sleep with clothes on so when he came into my room at night to take my bong/Xbox/etc., without my knowledge, he wouldn't have to see my naked body...

15. Well shinyhappycat, you should've thought about your chore schedule before you were diagnosed with a brain tumor.

I was going through chemo and radiotherapy for a brain tumour. My housemates drew up a full cleaning rota and bitched when I hadn't cleaned the bathroom. They demanded I cleaned it right there and then - as I was passed out on my bed after a tortuous chemo session.

16. Your move, Anthropolyte.

"Stop using the toilet in the middle of the night, it wakes me up."

Fine then Brian, I'll just quietly shit on the foot of your bed.

17. LillyYoyoINeedGogert had nowhere to put her bedroomtries.

That all of my toiletries be kept in my room, as she has a pattern she likes to lay hers out in, and mine disrupt it.

18. They're for washcloths, boopboopbird. Lots and lots of washcloths.

And we weren't allowed to keep towels in the bathroom because that's 'not where they go'. Not even to dry your hands. Our bathroom was literally filled with empty towel racks. Not sure what she believed the purpose of those to be.

Comedian Stephen Spinola is facing a focused campaign of online harassment after he was targeted by the white supremacist alt-right movement for an insensitive tweet he wrote about Barron Trump. Following the news that Saturday Night Live writer Katie Rich was suspended for tweeting an insensitive joke about the president's 10-year-old son, alt-right blogs have begun singling out any media figure who took aim at Barron, and attempting to destroy them through online intimidation.

In a tweet that has since been deleted, Spinola said that Barron "looks like a very handsome date-rapist-to-be." After a few angry trolls suggested that Barron should rape Spinola's mother, he added another tweet saying, "I don’t want my Mom to get raped, but if she does I hope it’s by Barron Trump – small pp would be painless & we’d win lots of money in court." Initially, the tweets received little attention (except for some enraged responses from Trump supporters). Spinola told Someecards,

The weekend went by and nobody really said much. I told my girlfriend that I thought the original tweet was wrong but I say a lot of wrong things and out of principle I'm leaving it up - Comedians should be able to make observational jokes. I made the observation that this boy looked a certain way, which was really no wish that he would become a bad person or that anything bad would happen to him or his family.

Spinola's reservations were vindicated when his tweets became the subject of an InfoWars article by conspiracy blogger Paul Joseph Watson. InfoWars is a well-known fake news website owned by radio host Alex Jones, a conspiracy theorist who believes, among other things, that the Sandy Hook massacre was a conspiracy perpetrated by the anti-gun lobby.

In the article, Watson incorrectly identified Spinola as a writer for Comedy Central. At the time, Spinola's Twitter bio described him as a "Comedy Central content contributor," because the channel had featured his tweets on its website and on the show @Midnight. But Watson and his followers didn't bother to do their research and figure that out. Instead, they launched an online petition to get Spinola fired from Comedy Central. Soon, it had received more than 100,000 signatures.

Meanwhile, Spinola had begun receiving a deluge of hate-filled messages on social media. On Monday, he woke up to over 800 Twitter notifications. As Watson's article went viral among the alt-right, they began targeting not only Spinola, but his family. He told Someecards,

People were sending me death threats. Saying that if they find me they'll punch my teeth out. That I need to look over my shoulders every time I'm in a comedy club. Somebody with my area code found my phone number and harassed me. The CEO of some supplement company sent me an email saying to never step foot in Orlando, FL again. One guy sent me my old address and my grandmother's name with the insinuation that he was going to hurt her... she died in 2012.​

Fearing for her safety, Spinola has been forced to delete every reference to his girlfriend from his internet presence. He has also been sharing the messages of hate he's been getting on Twitter. Some are profoundly threatening.

Spinola apologized for his tweets about Barron Trump, but that didn't stop the harassment. In response, he doubled down on attacking the ones who attacked him.

Now, Spinola is concerned for his future in comedy. Comedy Central has implied in its statements that he fraudulently represented himself as an employee, even though that was entirely InfoWars' mistake. And the most ironic part is that he's normally very far from a political comedian, as his other tweets prove.

You know the political climate in America is in trouble when it's preventing us from enjoying a good poop joke.

Some say that humor is the key to a lasting marriage, and if that is true, Beth and Tom Gardner will be together for a very long time. The two were married last November at Bald Head Island, NC, and Beth decided to prank her husband-to-be by sabotaging their "first look moment" by showing up in a giant inflatable T-Rex costume.

The "first look" is usually when a two people who are about to wed see each other all decked out in their fancy shmancy outfits for the first time, cry a bunch, and take a billion pictures. The Gardners decided to forgo the waterworks and kicked off their wedding day with a huge laugh. The moment was captured by Jon Clark Weddings alongside Paul Seiler Photography.

"He told me the bride was thinking of doing a first look... in a T-rex costume," videographer Jon Murray told Fstoppers. "I knew we had to encourage this thought, and so, we did exactly that. This couple was so fun as you can tell, and it definitely was a dream wedding to shoot."

Eventually Beth stepped out of the costume to reveal her wedding dress, which was, thankfully, what she chose to wear down the aisle. May these two have a lifetime of love, laughter, and inflatable dinosaur costumes.

The Office depicts life in a workplace run by a pompous, arrogant, always-wrong buffoon. So it comes completely out of nowhere that someone thought to parody the Steve Carell/Ricky Gervais comedy with life in the Oval Office, using clips from the TV show and real footage of the state of politics in 2017.

The people on Twitter loved it, helping the video by Brandon Smith gain traction and go viral.

And if you're wondering about that bald eagle clip, yes, Trump really did almost get bit by our nation's national emblem. As far as The Office mashups go, it's probably the second best ever.

Have you always wanted to keep Oprah in your fridge, but not, like, in a serial killer way? Then the Kraft Heinz food company has some great news for you!

The packaged food conglomerate just announced they're partnering with Oprah to launch a line of packaged, refrigerated meals. According to the official press release, the "mission is to create a new line of food that will make real, nutritious products more accessible to everyone. The initial offering will be ready to eat refrigerated products across multiple categories."

Forbes tracked down some patent applications Oprah filed earlier this year that give a bit more information about the products. Brace yourself because it's pretty thrilling stuff: "frozen, prepared or packaged entrees consisting primarily of meat, fish, poultry or vegetables."

The line is called Mealtime Stories, which hopefully means when they're like those singing birthday cards and when you rip off the plastic wrapping you hear Oprah's voice saying, "When someone shows you who they are, believe them."

Mealtime Stories is just Oprah's latest foray into the food world. Last year she made a much-publicized deal with Weight Watchers that included buying a large stake in the company, documenting her 40-pound weight loss, and filming some much parodied commercials about how much she loves bread. Her first cookbook came out earlier this month and is already a bestseller.

More details about the Kraft Heinz meal venture will come later this year, probably at a press conference in which Oprah yells, "You get a healthy TV dinner! You get a healthy TV dinner! You get a healthy TV dinner!"

Trump campaign manager and"alternative facts" phrase-coinerKellyanne Conway has a profile in The Hollywood Reporter,precisely the type of liberal media she despises.

Speaking about liberal media she despises, Conway gave SNL superstar Kate McKinnon some notes on her impression of her. Namely, to act happier about being morally compromised!

"Make her be a little bit more happy,” the Advisor to the President told the crooked Hollywood Reporter, "I’m known for being much more happy than maybe the character sometimes is. I liked the 'Walking on Sunshine.' The 'Kellyanne Conway's Day Off.' That was much more me."

Plus, Conway wouldn't let a moment go by without trying to project another's opinion and spin it to slam Hillary Clinton.

"Kate McKinnon clearly sees the road to the future runs through me and not Hillary," she says. Uh, yes. Clearly.

Still no word on whether or not the real Kellyanne enjoyed the Chicago-style sendup. Now that was happy.