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This little girl had a Women's March with her dolls when she couldn't make it to D.C.

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Mark and Wendy Redfern and their daughter Rose couldn't make it to Washington, D.C. from their home in Lexington, Virginia for the Women's March, so they decided to host one of their own with some very special guests.

Rose and her dolls were fired up and ready to go.

Woke Toddler is the new Woke Baby.

“We all watched some of the news coverage and we told her the basic idea that women were marching around the world for peace and women’s rights,” Mark told BuzzFeed about preparing for the mini-march, “The weekend before we all marched in our local town of Lexington as part of an anti-racism march tied to Martin Luther King Day, so she had already had the experience of marching.”

Supergirl, an immigrant from another planet, was set to empower.

She can leap over a "Great Wall" in a single bound.

Cinderella (who looks a lot like Betty Draper?) set her sights on the glass that matters.

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She doesn't need Prince Charming.

Wonder Woman is ready for battle.

Every lass could use a lasso.

Poison Ivy protects the planet.

She hasn't heard about the presidential gag order yet.

Princess Tiana doesn't have time for Pepe.

The frog prince is not a white supremacist.

“It’s our job as parents to guide her through this crazy world and help her understand what’s going on and to encourage her to grow into a strong and confident woman,” Mark said.

The future is female.

There's hope for the future. Redfern 2045!


Justin Timberlake reveals the romantic way he learned about his Oscar nomination.

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Justin Timberlake found out about his Oscar nomination for best song in the sweetest way possible: his lovely wife, Jessica Biel told him.

Timberlake is nominated for his hit song, "Can't Stop The Feeling," which was featured in the animated movie, Trolls. He co-wrote the song with Max Martin and Karl Johan Schuster.

Timberlake revealed that he woke up Tuesday morning to Jessica Biel telling him he'd been nominated for an Oscar. “I was recovering from a late night at the studio so when I woke up there was a whirlwind of emails and texts, but my wife broke the news to me which was even sweeter,” Timberlake told Deadline. Aww!

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Timberlake went on to explain how grateful he was for his Oscar nomination. “We were just giddy this morning, and I’m still like in a tornado. I’m just really honored and grateful they recognized the song. I’ve honestly been walking around today thinking, ‘Did that happen?’ Obviously it was a great year for Max and Johan and myself with the success of the song. I’m having a pinch-yourself moment.”

Justin Timberlake is no stranger to awards. He's already earned 9 Grammys for his music and 4 Emmys for his appearances on SNL. But hey an Oscar nomination's an Oscar nomination. Still pretty exciting.

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This city councilman brought the most badass accessory to take his oath of office.

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During these tense political times, and many Americans feel like we could really use a hero right now. Enter Lan Diep, a Civil legal aid attorney and city councilman from San Jose, California.

According to the Huffington Post, Diep, 32, took the oath of office for San Jose City Council on Tuesday while holding a Captain America shield. Diep, a Republican, told HuffPo that he decided to wield the unique accessory because he believes government can be fun, and the stunt may get some more people to pay attention to local government. "I’m willing to entertain them if they sit through all the policy discussions."

The new councilman insists he was not trying to make a metaphorical political statement by carrying the shield, but did admit that it "represents America’s ideals and I do hope to aspire to those ideals of fair play, equal justice, and democracy during my term." He then added, "But really, I just had this awesome shield and I wanted a chance to show it off."

Okay, so maybe Diep can't swoop in like an Avenger and save us all from ourselves, but he is a political figure that can make people smile, and that is pretty heroic in times like these.

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This photo of Dream Kardashian and Kylie Jenner is so cute, you'll be powerless to hate it.

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The pic, posted to Khloe Kardashian's Instagram, shows Khloe holding baby Dream while she grins and her auntie Kylie.

Little does she know the complicated web she is tangled in.

Are you my aunt or my step-mom?

Dream Kardashian, adorable spawn of ex-couple Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, doesn't realize that her half brother, King Cairo, was fathered by Chyna's ex, and Kylies current boyfriend, Tyga, who has also suggested he wants a threesome with Dream's other auntie, Kendall.

Obviously, there's some weirdness in that family.

"Dream 😍"

Dream 😍

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But not for Dream, who giggles at Kylie with all the innocence of a baby who has no idea what a crazy mess she's been born into.

Woman undergoes illegal procedure to get a 59-inch butt that could have cost her life.

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Courtney Barnes is a former economics student and current cam girl and model from Miami, Florida. She’s 32 years old, and has a 59-inch butt. I don't usually introduce people by citing their ass measurements, but in this case it's highly relevant to the story.

Barnes' bountiful backside has catapulted her to fame and fortune as a butt model, but it hasn't all been fun and games. For one, she risked her life, using highly dangerous and illegal silicone injections, to get her butt to 59 inches—which, as it turns out, is bigger than she wanted.

Please don't even try to figure me out. ❤️️Love me or Let me BE❤️️

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Six years ago, Barnes aka "Ms. Miami" was working as a dancer when she opted to get her butt enlarged at a “pumping party" where injections, which often contain unknown substances, are administered by people with no medical experience.

She told the Daily Mail:

These are very dangerous products that are being injected. I don't know for sure what they injected me with. But when I got it, she said it was like some hydrogel, some kind of silicone that they normally put in gummy bear implants. You don't know how your body is going to react. It is still something foreign that's in your body. It's a gamble.

Luckily, Barnes experienced no medical complications from the procedure, and her gamble seems to have paid off. She and her 59-inch gummy-butt immediately soared to internet fame, which she figured out how to monetize.

"One thing that I did learn in economics is that it's about having a product that people want—and my product is myself right now," she told the Daily Mail. "I want to show men, women, and children that it is possible to be beautiful, smart, and have a big ass."

See?? Who says college is a waste of money??

I can tell that you want me BABE, I can tell that you need it💋

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Her butt is basically just a diploma that you take everywhere.

But despite being an inspiration to the youth, having such a big butt also has its downsides, apparently. Barnes describes herself as a "shy person" and said "being looked at constantly can make me feel uncomfortable sometimes."

She also has a hard time getting people to take her seriously or respect her. "People stare at me everywhere I go and not every reaction is positive," she said. "I feel like women are intimidated by me and men view me as a piece of meat."

I BET💰 you won't play me in 🎾 Tennis, I'll take your Lil measly dollars💸& walk off like a model

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So remember, pervy dudes and judgy internet, just because a woman has a 59-inch butt does not mean she isn't a person who deserves kindness and respect. Just like you and me. Only with way more success, money and Instagram followers.

A raw cookie dough restaurant just opened in NYC and everything is fine now.

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Democrat or Republican, surely this divided nation can agree on one thing: the true low point of 2016 was when the FDA issued an ominous warning that eating raw cookie dough might kill you. The warning wasn’t even echoing your dad’s tired lecture about salmonella in raw eggs; it was sparked by a brand new scary thing: an e. Coli outbreak in flour.

Suddenly, cookies had to be cooked. Gooey spoons languished in the sink. Cookie dough bowls went unlicked. It was a dark time for everyone. Until this week, when raw cookie dough made a dramatic comeback in the form of , a “cookie dough scoop shop” that just opened in Greenwich Village, NYC.

According to their website, DŌ basically functions like an ice cream shop. You choose your flavors from options that range from classic chocolate chip to fluffernutter and brownie batter, get scoops in a cup or a cone, and are encouraged to sample as much as you want. The store also serves other decadent treats, including cookie dough ice cream pie and a layered, buttercream-coated contraption called a “cookie bomb."

Is it really safe to eat raw cookie dough? Technically yes, because DŌ uses pasteurized egg product and heat-treated flour. Not sure what the FDA would have to say about eating multiple cookie bombs in one sitting, though.

Be vigilant.

We may never agree on politics but at least we can agree on wine.


Trump team didn't invite Kanye to perform at the inauguration for reasons that sure sound racist.

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Tom Barrack, the Chair of Donald Trump's Presidential Inaugural Committee, told Erin Burnett of CNN that Trump hadn't asked Kanye West to perform at his upcoming inauguration.

That's odd, considering that the two men had a highly publicized meeting last month, and according to Barrack, Kanye is a "friend," to Trump. He'd also be the biggest celebrity performing, by leaps and bounds. When asked why not, Barrack said,

He considers himself a friend of the President-elect, but it's not the venue. The venue we have for entertainment is filled out, it's perfect, it's going to be typically and traditionally American, and Kanye is a great guy but we just haven't asked him to perform. We move on with our agenda.

Oh, well, that definitely doesn't sound racist.

Apparently the Trump team doesn't think hip hop is "typically and traditionally American." There are a lot of people who would disagree with that assessment, but then again, there are a lot of people who don't want Donald Trump as their president.

TV legend Mary Tyler Moore has passed away at age 80.

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Mary Tyler Moore, the television icon who starred in The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Dick Van Dyke Show, has passed away at age 80 in Greenwich, Connecticut.

According to The New York Times, the cause was pneumonia. She was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes at the age of 33.

"A groundbreaking actress, producer, and passionate advocate for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation, Mary will be remembered as a fearless visionary who turned the world on with her smile," her publicist, Mara Buxbaum told the New York Daily News.

Moore embodied the modern American woman on TV, playing Van Dyke's spunky wife and the witty, optimistic Mary Richards on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, the first sitcom to have a single working woman in the lead.

Her funeral arrangements have not been announced, but we imagine it'll be a celebration of her life, like Chuckles's.

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Twitter reacts to the death of TV legend Mary Tyler Moore.

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Ooof, today we lost another legend. Mary Tyler Moore, who paved new ground for funny women on TV, passed away from pneumonia at age 80, the New York Times reports.

Moore was probably most famous for playing the "incomparably spunky" Mary Richards on my mom's (and probably your mom's) favorite TV show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Celebrities and non-celebrities alike have reacted to the heartbreaking news on Twitter:

We'll miss you Mary Tyler Moore. Thank you for showing us how it's done.

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Good luck hating Kylie Jenner after you learn the sweet reason she gave her BFF $10,000.

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Kylie Jenner may not be everyone's cup of Kombucha. But even if you can't stand the Kardashian/Jenner family institution, what Kylie did for her BFF, Jordyn Woods, is almost enough to make up for all the other stuff we love to hate.

Here's a pic of Jenner and Woods, her best friend of many years:

Sadly, Woods' dad passed away last week, only two weeks after being diagnosed with Stage IV pancreatic cancer. The family set up a GoFundMe to cover medical expenses and memorial services. And if you scroll through the donations, you'll see this:

Ten-thousand dollars might be pocket change for Kylie Jenner (I bet she literally has $10,000 dollars in her pocket this very second), but it's still a generous contribution and a sweet thing to do for your best friend.

Turns out, Kylie is more than just a pretty face. She also has a big heart, and an even bigger bank account balance.

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Tiffany Trump's rich kid clique is eager to start taking Instagrams from within the White House.

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Tiffany Trump's friends are super excited that her father was elected President. No, not because he represents their conservative beliefs, or that they are a fan of his policies, or that they actually think he will "make America great again." According to US Weekly, they are excited because they really want to take pictures in the White House for their Instagram pages.

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Although Tiffany Trump may eternally live in her sister Ivanka's shadow, Donald Trump's second daughter did get to be in the spotlight on the popular Instagram account, "Rich Kids of Instagram." As you can probably guess, the account boasts pictures of young 20-somethings on yachts and jets, holding tiny dogs and driving fancy cars. They post things like images that say "stop being poor" and "my only interest is interest." Recently, Tiffany and boyfriend Ross Mechanic were featured on the braggadocios page. Here are a few pictures from the account, try to ignore the ugly clip art gold frame around each image (if you can).

Flight back to LA with @emirates was pretty leisurely. 🏃🏻🌂 by michaelbosstick #rkoi #firstclass #milehigh #champagne

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Just an average #Saturday #miami #pj #jetlife ✈️ by jaredj22 #rkoi

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HAM. by yertayev #onfleek #rkoi #richkidsofinstagram

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God how I miss the summer and spending time In St.Tropez, W/. Marina. by official_alexburnham #rkoi #richkidsofinstagram #yachtlife

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#saint #tropez #summer by vujogavric #flashback #rkoi #richkidsofinstagram

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You get the picture. And soon, you might get to see The White House featured on the page! US Weekly said that the group “is going to make the White House their new locale. They’re ready to up their Instagram game big time.” Well, you know what they say. Whenever a trust fund baby takes a picture in the Oval Office, a bald eagle dies.

Wishing everyone a happy Inauguration Day! 🌟by tiffanytrump #rkoi #richkidsofinstagram

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The New York Times has coined Tiffany's rich kid clique as "The Snap Pack," a nod to The Rat Pack and the subsequent Brat Pack. The Snap Pack is comprised of children and grandchildren of successful artists, politicians, and designers—Andrew Warren, grandson of fashion designer David Warren, Kyra Kennedy, daughter of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Reya Benitez, daughter of DJ and producer Jellybean Benitez, and Gaia Matisse, great-great-granddaughter Henri Matisse. Don't be surprised if you see these trust fund babies posting selfies from the South Lawn sometime soon.

This girl shouted 'I hate myself' alone in her room. Her little brother heard her.

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If the last few weeks have taught us anything, it's the importance of human empathy. We've all got to stick together if we are to make it through these trying times. That's why when one little brother heard his big sister expressing her frustrations, he made sure to let her know she wasn't alone.

Teenager Kaley Ramsberger was feeling, well, like a teenager and screamed, "I hate myself!" while alone in her bedroom. A couple minutes later, her little brother slid a note under her door. She tweeted a picture of it because, well, see for yourself.

That's right. It says, "I hate myself too." With three words this boy has caused the internet to laugh and weep at the same time. HUMAN EMPATHY IS ALIVE AND WELL.

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Kaley's tweet has pretty much exploded since she posted it on Sunday. To date, it has over 101,000 retweets and over 343,000 likes.

No need to rush out and buy these two an Edible Arrangement with a note containing thoughtful words of encouragement yet, though. After Kaley's tweet went viral, she posted an update showing a video of her and her brother.

"Guys my brother and I are best friends and I love him dearly and he in no way hates himself!!" she wrote. "Thank u for ur concerns."

Phew. That's a relief. So Kaley's brother isn't sad, he just has a killer sense of humor. Rock on, little dude.


Things get awkward when Tinder doofus doesn't know what 'trans' means.

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Tinder provides endless entertainment in the form of dopey dudes being stupid. But today's example is especially cringeworthy. It was shared to Reddit by user T0mbi, who titled it: "So my mate unknowingly matched with a transgender girl today."

Same prefix. Very different word.

Some commenters were skeptical that this was real. T0mbi reassured them that his friend was not smart enough to pull off such a complicated hoax.

Of course, the people of Reddit had plenty of questions, mostly about what happened next. T0mbi returned to the comments to explain. If you think this story is going to get less embarrassing, you're so wrong.

When this happened, he sort of just stop kinda talking and his words started trailing off to nothing. I was driving and he was next to me and asked "Hey t0mbi, what's transgender?"

My first reaction was for me to tell him to immediately take a screenshot because I knew he was tindering at that time. I laughed uncontrollably for a few minutes and explained the situation. He noped the fuck out of there pretty quickly since he ain't very 'open' to those kinds of people (hope I don't trigger anyone by saying that, but whatevs yolo)

I did make him ask another question which was 'How much of a women are you' to which she replied 'I get my boobs dun Friday hun xo'

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Tinder: making ignorant thirsty people more aware of the world they live in since 2012.

Someone needs to tell 'People' that Mary Tyler Moore was more than just a 'sexy housewife.'

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On Wednesday, the world was shocked by the death of screen legend Mary Tyler Moore. Although as TMZ reports, Moore had been on a respirator for a week, the public had not known her illness was so severe. Needless to say, many publications were forced to unexpectedly dust off the pre-written obituaries they had prepared for this occasion (this is done for most celebrities), and they had to do it in a hurry. But some feel that editors at People should have looked their obituary for Moore over again before they uploaded it.

People's obit for Moore begins with this cringeworthy paragraph:

Mary Tyler Moore, who played TV’s first sexy housewife and then a single, career woman who could turn the world on with her smile and toss her hat in the air like no other, died on Wednesday. She was 80.

The "first sexy housewife" line refers to Moore's breakout role as Laura Petrie on The Dick Van Dyke Show, which started when she was 23. While it's not necessarily incorrect, it does seem like a strange choice for the first thing to mention in an obituary.

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The rest of the piece reads more respectfully, addressing Moore's long career as a powerful Hollywood figure both in front of and behind the camera, as well as her nearly 50-year struggle with diabetes, her family tragedies, and her charity work.

But that "sexy housewife" thing is still weird. She literally just died. They could have waited a day before talking about how hot she was.

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The former president of Mexico is trolling Trump hard on Twitter.

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Vicente Fox, Mexico's former president from 2000-2006, has been trying to beat President Trump at his own game by writing scathing posts on Twitter.

#trump grow up,behave like a president.Stop lying and cheating American people. You know you lost popular vote.

Generally, Vicente Fox, who has been out of office for over a decade, tweets in Spanish. But recently he has pulled out his English to make sure Trump, and the rest of America, gets the message.

He has been going at Trump since before the results of the election...

But things have seriously heated things up in the past few days.

Earlier today, Fox posted this response to Trump's claim that the 2016 election had millions of illegal votes.

"The system made you win, not the people."

Vicente Fox also posted this regarding Trump's hypocrisy about protesting:

This about Trump's small inauguration audience:

And this about "the wall":

So far, Vicente Fox has not gotten Trump to indulge in his love for Twitter wars, but he has excited a lot of Americans on Twitter.

"I hope more leaders will follow suit."

"Loving Vicente Fox trolling Donald Trump."

Crying laugh is the perfect emoji for this scenario.

"It will drive Trump bananas if people like your tweets more than his."

Of course, Vicente Fox no longer holds any control over the country of Mexico.

So what does Mexico's sitting president, Enrique Peña Nieto have to say about things?

Translation: Our foreign policy will be governed by 2 major priorities: diversifying our links with the world; and discuss and negotiate with U.S.

Sounds very calm and reasonable, considering.

Dr. Pimple Popper flipped a 'pancake-sized' lipoma out of this woman's back.

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Nothing makes Dr. Pimple Popper wax poetic like a nice lipoma. In the past, she's described these fatty lumps as a "third elbow," a "bicep," a "perfect baby," and "Voldemort." Perhaps it's their irregular shape that makes Dr. Lee break out the metaphors. Or maybe she's just bored. But today's example, which she artfully described as "pancake-sized," is definitely not boring. In fact, the saga of its extraction was so gripping, it took her two videos to chronicle it.

Here's Part 1:

And without further ado, here's Part 2:

Satisfaction, thy name is lipoma.

Kristen Bell shares her extremely zen secret for dealing with her kids' tantrums.

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Movie star and known wearer of butt pads Kristen Bell recently shared a parenting tip with Babble on what to do when your child goes into nuclear meltdown.

Known for being a mental health advocate and champion to breast feeders everywhere, Bell has another hot tip to deal with toddler tantrums.

"If my child is acting a fool in the grocery store, the embarrassment is on her,” Bell tells Babble. “In truth, that shouldn’t make me feel a certain way."

Yooooo, that's the most zen parenting tip ever. She continues to say that any shame should be worked out on the parent's end first.

She’s going to act the way a child acts, and I’m not going to let that reflect on me or bring me down. That shouldn’t make me feel ashamed or embarrassed in any way. Only you can make you feel a certain way.

And as for the other people having to deal with your out-of-control kid? They probably aren't judging you as hard as you're judging yourself, anyway.

The shading on my chin tonight was courtesy of @pizzasauce. #pizzasauce #emmys

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