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Nobody at New York Fashion Week wants to sit with Tiffany Trump.

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I'm no fan of the Trump Corporation running our country right now. But I've always had a soft spot for Tiffany, Donald Trump's youngest daughter, who he's proud of, albeit to a "lesser extent" than his other kids (yes, he said that). This woman, I tell ya, she can't get no respect!

And apparently the aspiring pop singer has to deal with being ostracized outside of her family as well. Because Tiffany attended a show at New York Fashion Week in NYC last night, where she was avoided by fashion editors and ended up sitting alone in the front row.

People noticed, including Wall Street Journal fashion columnist Christina Binkley, who tweeted this:

"Nobody wants to sit next to Tiffany Trump at Philipp Plein, so they moved and the seats by her are empty," she wrote.

Then to really drive the point home, she tweeted about it again:

And another fashion blogger tweeted that Tiffany's presence even created a "shit show" as people scrambled to switch seats:

One woman even moved to a different part of the venue:

Ouch! This is peak Mean Girls.

I mean, yes, Donald Trump is technically the worst and never allowed at my lunch table. But that's not Tiffany's fault. She didn't even have access to daddy's credit card until Trump's darling Ivanka intervened, the poor girl!

But don't worry, she'll probably be fine. Page Six reports that the seats filled up soon after the pics were taken. And the gossip magazine added that Tiffany's biggest problem of the night was avoiding Madonna, who has made it clear she's not a fan of the President, to put it lightly.

A source told Page Six that Tiffany even skipped out on a post-show dinner, "because Madonna hasn’t been so nice to her and her father."

So clearly Tiffany has way bigger problems to deal with than editors at fashion week avoiding her.

She is in a beef with Madonna. Just think about that for a second.

Piers Morgan tried to spar with JK Rowling on Twitter. It did not go well for him.

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Historically, J.K. Rowling and Piers Morgan don't get along. This makes since, since the Harry Potter author is known for not taking bullshit and the British TV host is known for spewing it 24/7. The two got into it on Twitter today and JK Rowling, reigning champion of Twitter battles, destroyed him. But she wasn't on her own—she had some help from Piers himself.

Here's what happened: Last week, Morgan defended Donald Trump on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and comedian Jim Jeffreys told him to "fuck off" on live TV.

JK Rowling had been waiting her whole life for this. She tweeted ecstatically:

Piers Morgan then shot back:

"This is why I've never read a single word of Harry Potter," he wrote.

And Rowling had the best reply, because beefing on Twitter is her bread-and-butter:

The two had a brief, heated and yet very nerdy back-and-forth:

And she reminded him that she once beat him in the British Book Awards:

Okay, dorks.

But then, the best thing in the long, colorful history of JK Rowling Twitter beefs happened. Rowling tweeted out this glowing review of herself:

"Just been sent this!" she wrote. "Could the writer let me know who he is? I'd love to thank him!"

Morgan the pounced and made fun of her for "bragging," tweeting this:

"Priceless #humblebrag BS," he wrote. "Nobody plays the celebrity game more abusively or ruthlessly than you, Ms 'Intensely Private Billionare.'"

But Piers had made two grave mistakes: 1) He tried to win an argument with JK Rowling on Twitter. And 2) he forgot that he wrote that article about her.

Buzzfeed reporter Jamie Ross happened to be watching the whole thing from the sidelines, presumably with a giant foam finger:

"This is the best day of my life," he wrote. Piers Morgan might disagree.

The TV personality couldn't let it go. He continued tweeting about their feud, even tweeting out stats that suggest the British people "overwhelmingly prefer" JK Rowling to himself:

It's like this guy doesn't know how to admit defeat.

Dude, you lost.

Vogue's latest "diversity" issue features Karlie Kloss as a geisha.

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File this one under: "will we never learn?" Vogue's newest issue, which is meant to champion the "Modern American Woman," was already taken to task for its weak attempt at a diverse cover, especially for its light-skinned color palette and treatment of plus-size model Ashley Graham (many thought it strange that she was the only model with her hand down and that it was done to cover up her thigh). And after an inside look at the issue, there's yet another botched effort of inclusivity and multiculturalism in the form of Karlie Kloss dressed as a geisha, The Cutreports.

This was a very bad idea! It is literally crazy to imagine smart people who have dedicated their lives to making magazines and covering culture looking at these spreads and saying to themselves, "send these off to the printer, the world is going to love this!"

It is cultural appropriation at its worst. Vogue took a famous white model, gave her long, black hair extensions and put her in a spread with a sumo wrestler. Clearly, they should have cast a Japanese model for this role, instead of Kloss, if they were so intent on doing a spread in Japan and highlighting traditional Japanese culture.

And why Kloss would agree to the shoot is another question. Ultimately, I have no idea how this magazine piece came to exist because the idea should have been shot down so many stages ago by so many different people. And yet, here it is. Another tone-deaf and oblivious feature by an elitist magazine in which they plucked out their favorite aspect of a culture so that a white person could try it on, thereby destroying the essence of what the culture represents—its people.

This is just one more of many insensitive choices that Vogue has made when it comes to cultural appropriation. The Cut notes that French Vogue once shot model Lara Stone in blackface, and the Vogue Italia site once featured a photo of earrings described as "slave earrings." ALL OF THIS IS BAD.

This florist had to send a mean Valentine to someone meddling with a marriage.

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Nobody likes to get caught in the middle of an infidelity situation, especially on Valentine's Day. But that's exactly what happened to a florist who ended up delivering a very unfortunate flower arrangement and Valentine's Day message this year. Reddit user megahawk captioned the photo of the gift, "Wife is a florist. She said it was the saddest Valentines Day order she ever took..." The "gift" is truly a bummer. Read on if you want to see it and feel sad...

A truly sad Valentine to send and receive.

What's hard for me to imagine is being the person who had to dictate this message over the phone to a chipper florist. That would be truly soul-crushing. But perhaps, if there is a God out there, this particular flower shop had an online store set up where the purchaser could type out the message to their apparent enemy. One can only hope...

But wait, there is so much to unpack here. And I don't want to jump to conclusions. Perhaps the sender just thinks his wife's best friend is super annoying and he doesn't want the BFF coming around the house and watching The Bachelor with his wife anymore, so he sent her a prickly plant! Or perhaps the receiver is just a nice man who is tutoring the wife after work in a foreign language that she's trying to learn for a vacation she's taking with her husband, and her husband is just overreacting by sending a mean cactus. Honestly, there's a lot we don't know about this particular story. I personally think cacti are cute and I would love one for my desk, and I'm not bothering anybody's wife to my knowledge so you don't need to include a card.

Here are the best 'Roses are red, violets are blue' meme tweets from this Valentine's day.

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Well folks, Valentine's Day 2017 is nearly in the books and we all put in some great effort out there. There were sappy love posts and sad single posts, but most importantly there were excellent memes, and that's what we're all here for. I don't care whether you're single or taken, I think we can all agree that the "Roses are red violets are blue" love poem memes have been the best part of Valentine's Day 2017, without a doubt. While the meme originated in 2006 according to Know Your Meme, it made an inexplicable resurgence in August 2016, , according to Select All. And of course, today was the day we were all waiting for to unleash our dumbest poetic ideas yet.

So, here are some of the funniest "roses are red" memes from today, because when your love eventually disintegrates, or starts rotting from the inside and giving off a strange odor (as all love does, it's science), the internet will always be here for you, loving you back.

Wednesdays are that beautiful time in between inane questions about my weekend.

Kendall Jenner turns Jimmy Fallon into a hilarious fashion model on 'The Tonight Show.'

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Least infuriating Kardashian family member Kendall Jenner appeared on The Tonight Show on Valentine's Day to talk about her soaring modeling career but also revealed that she likes to be on both sides of the camera. The 21-year-old even had an impromptu photo shoot with subject Jimmy Fallon, proving that she is more than just a pretty face—she is a pretty face who knows how to use a camera.

Fallon, on the other hand, couldn't even master the art of taking a selfie on Snapchat. However, he sure knows how to work that desk.


Trump family friend says Melania Trump's 'miserable' as first lady.

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Melania Trump is reportedly not loving life as first lady. A source told Us Weekly, “Melania is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable.”

Melania Trump hasn't moved into the White House yet. She's barely even left the apartment since Inauguration Day, apparently. She used to join her son, Barron, on his trip to school in a chauffeured SUV, but now she stays home, allegedly due to the picketers constantly outside her building. She was also supposedly really upset by Gigi Hadid's (not very good) impression of her, and can't stand the constant scrutiny she now finds herself under as the first lady of the United States.

Originally from Slovenia, the typically private 46-year-old moved to the U.S. in 1996 as a model hoping to start a career in fashion, before becoming Mrs. Donald Trump in 2005.

Readers threatened to boycott Vogue when editor Anna Wintour recently admitted that Melania Trump would probably be on its cover. A large number of designers have sworn not to work with her, so she's no longer part of that whole fashion world.

Trump family friend Phillip Bloch told Us Weekly, “This life wasn’t her dream. It was Donald’s. Truthfully, it’s a lot to cope with.”

Piers Morgan's son gets the last word in his dad's ridiculous feud with J.K. Rowling.

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A truly delightful Twitter war between Piers Morgan and J.K. Rowling ended when Rowling baited Morgan into slamming an articlehe himself had written about the "intensely private billionaire."

Morgan took the bait, fell on his wand, and J.K. Rowling adopted his son.

No, not really. But Spencer Morgan, 23, probably wouldn't mind. He had tweeted the following pro-Potter sentiment when his dad's feud first took off:

That's the sign of the Deathly Hallows on Spencer Morgan's arm and necklace, which you definitely recognize from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, unless you're Piers Morgan.

It's probably one of the most seriously fanatical things a Harry Potter fan could put on their skin, far more legit than a lightening bolt and just a shade less serious than a tattoo of Dobby's grave.

If his fandom wasn't clear enough, the 23-year-old Gryffindor logged on again to share a photo of him outside Hogwarts, and then one more outside the impossible-to-get-tickets-to Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

After being thoroughly dragged by J.K. Rowling in the Battle for Twitter, the elder Morgan conceded his son may have won the war.

Trump blames his Russia scandals on Hillary Clinton in early-morning Twitter rant.

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President Donald Trump took to Twitter once again early Wednesday morning, firing off a volley of tweets to vent his frustration at the growing outrage over his administration's connection to the Russian government and Vladimir Putin. In the wake of National Security Adviser Michael Flynn's resignation (the third Trump staffer to step down because of inappropriate Russian contacts), more and more Americans are calling for an investigation into the cozy relationship between the White House and Moscow. But as the president sees it, this is an attempt by the failing news media to distract Americans from what they really care about—Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign.

President Trump's anger may have to do with further revelations published on Tuesday night, revealing that his staff was in constant contact with high-ranking Russian officials through last year's campaign.

This story is only heating up, which means we've got a lot more entertaining tweets coming our way. We'll keep you posted.

Twitter expresses their romantic regrets with the #MyValentinesRemorse hashtag.

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Though Valentine's Day is usually depicted as the most romantic day of the year, but most of us know what really goes down on February 14th—you drink too much wine, eat too much chocolate, and wake up bloated and unhappy as you waddle to the drug store to buy more half-priced chocolate. If you are having regrets about Valentine's Day this year, know you are not alone. Twitter used the hashtag #MyValentinesRemorse to describe their all-too-relatable, but totally hilarious, suffering.

1. When you find out she isn't actually a "cheap date."

2. It's more competitive than Black Friday.

3. This counts as "self love," right?

4. She is going to propose that you break up.

5. She will always be your Valentine.

6. Like an actual hangover, but with more calories.

7. In your dreams.

8. Better safe than sleeping on the couch.

9. It's not the thought that counts.

10. Critical error.

11. Enough to buy a dinner for one.

12. Looking on the bright side (even if it hurts your head).

13. Worth it.

14. RIP your marriage.

Sean Hannity asks Twitter a question, gets trolled into oblivion.

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Oh, man, some people are just asking to be trolled on Twitter. Like Fox News' Sean Hannity, who on Tuesday night used his Question of the Day to ask if people thought the left was trying to destroy Trump's presidency. Lol.

Unsurprisingly, quite a few people responded that no, Trump seemed to be doing a fairly good job of that himself.

Some Twitter users had further observations about Sean Hannity's question.

Welp, ask a stupid question, get some…actually pretty good answers, I guess.

This guy's 'getting smacked' for his savage Valentine's Day prank on his girlfriend.

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A woman from Northern Ireland trusted her boyfriend and that was her great mistake. The man was not to be trusted, as he hinted at a romantic trip to not just Paris, but Barcelona, and who knows, probably beyond—his Valentine's Day surprise had so much promise.

Part 1: The hint

Part 2: The ignore all the calls

Part 3: The confirmation.

Yup, instead of going to either Paris or Barcelona, they were going to watch a soccer game (presumably not in person, since the game was in Paris). So she didn't get this:

She got this:

Most people thought it was hilarious, but because the internet is terrible, a lot of people apparently decided to heap abuse on Laura. She felt the need to clarify.

ICYMI: Beyoncé wore a dress with her own face on it at the Grammys.

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We already knew that Her Majesty Beyoncé looked like a queen at the Grammys—it's as easy as having eyes—but her designer discussed with Voguehow she was a goddess as well.

Peter Dundas, the genius behind the golden sheath, talked to Vogue about the symbols stitched into the beadwork.

"Sun rays symbolize the African goddess Oshun. Dundas also added two cherubs on the hips dressed in ivy and Beyoncé’s face on the center," Vogue writes.

Let's break it down.

The cherubs on Beyoncé's hips are tough to see in pictures, but the face, on the other hand, is right in the center.

That is Beyoncé's face, proudly looking down upon the twins.

The look was inspired by Oshun, the African Goddess of Love and Sweet Waters. Africa Resource explains, "She is known for healing the sick, cheering the sad, bringing music, song and dance, as well as bringing fertility and prosperity."

Oshun in action.

That does indeed sound like Beyoncé.

In addition to African religion and Beyoncé's blessed pregnancy, Dundas said that he took inspiration from "Gustav Klimt...Art Deco motifs inspired by Erté, and lyrics from Beyonce’s song 'Love Drought.'"

“I like creating stories within a garment,” he said, “It was a fun way to celebrate the moment for her.”

They should be teaching this dress in school.


Justin Bieber's self-pitying Instagram videos about being lonely on Valentine's Day will make you cringe.

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Okay. I have to ask. Is Justin Bieber okay? He posted these videos to Instagram on Tuesday, lamenting his lack of a Valentine.

He's so funny and cute😂😭 #justinbieber

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Granted, most of that was a quote from Dumb and Dumber, but the part about being single was entirely his own doing.

He then followed that up with a second video. "All I ever wanted was a Valentine. Now I don't even have a Valentine," he said sadly.

Aww I'll be your valentine bby😭❤ @justinbieber #justinbieber

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I know Justin Bieber has been having a tough time accepting that ex Selena Gomez has moved on (why else would he throw shade at her new boyfriend?), but, man. Maybe he's sadder than we thought.

Can someone go check on J. Biebs?

I'd love to not hear all about your Valentine's Day

Kesha releases abusive emails in which Dr. Luke calls her a 'fat f**king refrigerator.'

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Pop star Kesha is still trying to break free from her contract to Sony and producer Dr. Luke, the man she accused of mentally abusing and raping her. A judge already ruled that the contract is legally binding, but Kesha is still trying to appeal. In court papers filed this week, Kesha's attorney wrote that Kesha wanted to "be free from her abuser and rebuild her physical, emotional, and mental health."

According to Page Six, newly released emails between singer Kesha’s manager Monica Cornia and Dr. Luke seem to back Kesha's claim that Dr. Luke was mentally abusive to her and insensitive about her eating disorder, allegedly claiming he called her a "fat f*cking refrigerator."

For example, in an email reportedly sent from Dr. Luke to Monica Cornia on June 28, 2012, Dr. Luke wrote:

Nobody was calling anybody out. We were having a discussion on how she can be more disciplined with her diet. there have been many times we have all witnessed her breaking her diet plan. this perticular [sic] time — it happened to be diet coke and turkey while on an all juice fast.

In response, Cornia requested that Dr. Luke try to be more supportive, writing that she's “a human and not a machine."

The producer also reportedly wrote in an earlier message, “A list songwriters and producers are reluctant to give Kesha their songs because of her weight.” Wow.

In another exchange, this one in May 2012, Cornia, Kesha, and other managers all discuss a dispute the singer and producer had over lyrics for the song "We R Who We R." Supposedly Dr. Luke wanted to go with the lyric “You see us in the club sip sippin bub,” but Kesha wanted the lyric "You see us in the streets we da we da freaks" because she doesn't go to clubs. Dr. Luke allegedly told Kesha, “I don’t give a s–t what you want. If you were smart you would go in and sing it." DOUBLE WOW. Not cool, dude.

According to Page Six, Kesha and Dr. Luke have a telephone conference with the judge scheduled for next week.

Paraplegic man embarrasses fiancée with hilariously personal three-word pregnancy announcement.

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Amanda Diesen and Todd Krieg recently arranged a photo shoot to announce both their pregnancy and engagement. With so much good news to share, they knew they had to step up and knock this photo out of the park—and they did. Their photo was uploaded by a close friend to Reddit, where it's going wildly viral. It's not hard to understand why.

Well done.

In only 15 hours, the pic received more than 105,000 upvotes, proving once and for all that the people of Reddit know an awesome immature joke when they see one. Especially when it's coupled with a heartwarming story.

The couple met after a 2014 accident tragically cut Krieg's professional motocross career short, paralyzing him from the chest down. Diesen was his physical therapist in rehab, where they fell in love. After he was discharged, she moved cross-country to be with him. And although doctors said it would be almost impossible for them to conceive naturally, Krieg proved to them that, in his words, "It still works."

Now, they're entered into a contest to win their dream California wedding. You can vote for them here. And if the story so far hasn't convinced you, check out this adorable photo of their gender reveal.

This one is more tasteful.

Best of luck to this hilarious couple. The internet thanks them.

You'll never forget our love because I won't let you.

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