Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are undoubtedly one of Hollywood's most adorable couples, and they're not shy about sharing their love. On Valentine's Day, Bell posted a sweet throwback video of Shepard on their wedding day to Instagram.

The video shows Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell in the car, driving to the courthouse on their way to get married.

Kristen Bell wrote:

Here are 11 seconds of one of my happiest days. Driving in the '67 Lincoln to the courthouse, listening to #brettdennen on a mix My Valentine made especially for this particular ride. I'm filled with excitement and nervous energy. And then he floors it- just to make me giggle. I love you with my whole heart, @daxshepard - for everything you are and all that you have taught me. Happy Valentine's day. #happyvalentinesday #valentines #valentinesday

Could these two be any cuter? Is it wrong that I just want to be their best friend? Guys, if you ever need a third wheel, I'm available.

Taco Bell just announced that they will be facilitating weddings at their flagship Las Vegas location. It's what every hopeless romantic dreams of— getting married to the love of your life in front of family and friends and several chalupas. Sound cheesy? It is. Queso is a staple at Taco Bell.

Taco Bell is kicking off the matrimony madness with it's "Love and Tacos Contest." The winner of the contest will be the first couple to be married in the Taco Bell Cantina on the Las Vegas strip, and will also win a whole bunch of goodies including airfare, a stay at the Planet Hollywood hotel, and catering from, you guessed it, Taco Bell. To enter, couples must record a 30-second video that explains how Taco Bell is part of their love story and post it to social media with the hashtag #LoveAndTacosContest.

But if you do not end up winning the contest, you can still get married within the sacred grease-stained walls of the Taco Bell. Starting this summer, couples can purchase a Taco Bell wedding package by walking right up to the counter and ordering a wedding off the menu. According to USA Today, the package, available exclusively at the Las Vegas location, is $600. For that amount of money, they better provide tons of tacos lots of free toilet paper.

A Taco Bell wedding is perfect for the couple who wants a ceremony that is outside the bun. Sounds like it's going to be a (baja) blast!

Yesterday, a group of 34 leading psychologists signed a letter to the editor of The New York Times, expressing their concern over President Trump's mental state. They were motivated to write the letter, which violated an American Psychiatric Association ethics rule against diagnosing public figures, because they felt that the danger his narcissism posed to the US and the world was too great.

Now, they're being given a taste of their own medicine with a dissenting letter written by Dr. Allen Frances, a psychiatry professor who chaired the task force that wrote the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders IV (so he would know.) But although he disagreed with his colleagues' diagnosis, that doesn't mean he was kind to Trump. Quite the opposite.

Dr. Frances explains:

Most amateur diagnosticians have mislabeled President Trump with the diagnosis of narcissistic personality disorder. I wrote the criteria that define this disorder, and Mr. Trump doesn’t meet them. He may be a world-class narcissist, but this doesn’t make him mentally ill, because he does not suffer from the distress and impairment required to diagnose mental disorder.

Mincing no words, he goes on to say:

It is a stigmatizing insult to the mentally ill (who are mostly well behaved and well meaning) to be lumped with Mr. Trump (who is neither). Bad behavior is rarely a sign of mental illness, and the mentally ill behave badly only rarely. Psychiatric name-calling is a misguided way of countering Mr. Trump’s attack on democracy. He can, and should, be appropriately denounced for his ignorance, incompetence, impulsivity and pursuit of dictatorial powers.

Head over to The New York Times for the full letter.

Michael Bolton went behind the counter at a coffee shop to offer a jolt even more powerful caffeine: the thrill of his presence and the power of his pipes. To promote Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Specialon Netflix, Vanity Fairsurprised customers (and also Bolton himself with the task) with a coffee order serenade, which is way more entertaining than the regular old Starbucks mispronunciation.

In this fast-paced world, "When a Man Loves a Latte" is truly the love story for our times.

It's Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Coffee Break, which should give you the energy to get into the mood.

(See the rest of our big, sexy ecards here.)

That power ballad can be as simple as a coffee order.

President Trump's counselor Kellyanne Conway is not welcome on MSNBC's "Morning Joe," at least while co-host Mika Brzezinski is there. In the clip below, Brzezinski states:

“We know for a fact that [Conway] tries to book herself on this show—I won’t do it. Because I don’t believe in fake news, or information that is not true…every time I’ve ever seen her on television, something’s askew, off, or incorrect.”

Brzezinksi further explains, "At times in recent days, Kellyanne Conway has struggled to be on the same page, to say the least, as the rest of the staff in the White House." Brzezinski is talking about Kellyanne Conway's statement that General Michael Flynn "enjoy[s] the full confidence of the president." Just an hour later, Flynn resigned from his position as White House national security advisor. OOPS.

Joe Scarborough, the "Joe" in "Morning Joe," says"[Conway] makes things up," adding, "She's out of the loop. She's in none of the key meetings. . . She doesn't know, she doesn't have the information."

Brzezinski adds, "I will say, Kellyanne Conway does not need to text our show, at least as long as I'm on it. Because it's not happening here."

So don't look for Kellyanne Conway on Morning Joe anytime soon.

On Tuesday it was reported that the Oprah Winfrey Network had handed over a tape of a 1990 episode in which the ex-wife of Donald Trump's labor secretary nominee Andrew Puzder accused him of domestic abuse. Now it appears that video has been leaked.

In the video obtained by Politico, Puzder's ex-wife Lisa Fierstein tells Winfrey that her ex-husband threatened her. He allegedly told her, "I will see you in the gutter. This will never be over. You will pay for this." Fierstein also reveals that she called the police on him.

Fierstein appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show in disguise, and was identified by the fake name "Ann."

You can watch the leaked video below.

As Democrats look to John McCain as one of the few Republicans who might maybe, possibly stand up to Donald Trump on his various Russian debacles, McCain took some time Wednesday to look down at Ashton Kutcher.

And to review his face.

"Ashton, you were better looking in the movies," joked John McCain, cracking up the room and making himself kind of cough-laugh a few times in amusement.

Which Ashton Kutcher movie do you think John McCain has seen? Dude Where's My Car? My Boss's Daughter? Gotta hope it's the dude car one.

Kutcher, who returned McCain's sentiment by blowing a kiss at the 80-year-old Senator from Arizona, was in the Senate for a much more serious reason. Here's where the tone of this article—and hopefully of the rest of the Senate hearing—changes dramatically.

At a hearing called "Ending Modern Slavery. Building on Success," according to EW, Kutcher was there to lend his expertise on fighting human trafficking.

"My day job is the chairman and co-founder of Thorn," said Kutcher. "We build software to fight human trafficking and the sexual exploitation of children. That's our core mission... We [are] their last line of defense.""

Fourteen years after Richard Curtis’s romantic comedy marched its way into our obligatory Christmas movie playlist, "Love Actually" is coming back with a sequel—whether you love it or hate it, actually.

With so many story lines left hanging, most of the star-studded ensemble cast will be back to complete the plots they began in 2003, including Hugh Grant, who recently refused to participate in the the third Bridget Jones movie, "Bridget Jones's Baby." I guess he draws the line at 2.

Also coming back are Martine McCutcheon, Keira Knightley, Andrew Lincoln, Colin Firth, Lucia Moniz, Liam Neeson, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Olivia Olson, Bill Nighy, Marcus Brigstocke and Rowan Atkinson.

Notably, Emma Thompson was not listed amongst those returning, and Alan Rickman, who played her cheating husband in the film, passed away last January. We do have some resolution though, as last year, script editor (and Curtis's wife), Emma Freud, stated that the couple does stay together despite Rickman's character going through with an affair.

Other storylines Freud leaked [SPOILER!] are that Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln never get together—good— and the little boy who ran after that little girl at the airport, do. Looks like she'll get a second chance to follow up on her real-life crush.

If you're in England, the sequel will air on Red Nose Day, March 23, on BBC1. For those of us state side, the straight-to-TV movie will come a couple months later on NBC for U.S. Red Nose Day, May 25th.

If you haven't yet guessed, the sequel to this modern classic will be called "Red Nose Day."

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Chrissy "no time for your BS" Teigen had an amazing response to those who say her relationship with her husband is "goals" just because he helped her take off a necklace.

After the Grammys on Sunday, a very drunk Chrissy Teigen posted a Snapchat of her husband helping her take off her jewelry.

Sure, the video is sweet and funny, but publications like Marie Claire and BuzzFeed were writing about it like John Legend just carved a statue of his wife out of marble using his nothing but his teeth. Specifically, the incident got people saying that Chrissy and John's marriage is "relationship goals."

Okay, who are these writers are BuzzFeed and Marie Claire and how poorly are they being treated by their significant others? Should we be concerned?

Well, Chrissy Teigen herself has a thing or two to say about the headlines citing "relationship goals," and she pretty much is urging everyone to aim higher.

Seriously, what headlines are next?
"John Legend remembers Chrissy Teigen's birthday. GOALS!!!!"
"John Legend put the toilet seat down. PEE GOALS!"
"Chrissy Teigen passed John Legend the salt and now I am dropping out of college because THESE ARE MY NEW GOALS."

But let's be clear. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are relationship goals. They have a beautiful daughter together, seem to have a strong and healthy marriage, and make each other laugh all the time. That is something to strive for. But as for the necklace thing, I bet you could ask a random stranger to help you remove your necklace and they would. That's not goals, that's just not being a d*ck.

ICYMI: Justin Trudeau (you may know him as "Joe," but his name is Justin) is a mega-babe. And in addition to his devilish good looks, he runs the country where many of us have considered moving in the past few months: Canada.

So while everyone has been focused on this photo of Trudeau and Trump that launched a thousand memes:

Many of us missed out on another poignant moment: the US President's daughter, Ivanka Trump, gazing at the Canadian PM with a look of what can only be described as smoldering forbidden lust.

Luckily the moment was photographed, and Twitter noticed:

It looks like Ivanka's husband, Jared Kushner, may have noticed too:

Apparently Ivanka is not the first "First Lady" to fall for Trudeau's charms. Just look at Duchess Kate Middleton trying to hide behind her famous locks:

Even former US President Barack Obama seems to have had a little Canadian crush:

In conclusion:

See you in Canada, Ivanka.

If you watched Lady Gaga's halftime performance during Super Bowl LI, you were probably too dazzled by her wire fu stunts, magical makeup changes, and army of drones to pay too much attention to her singing. As always, she sounded great. But of course, with a spectacle that massive, some may have assumed her famous pipes were digitally enhanced. But now, the raw audio from her microphone has been leaked online, and those haters are suspiciously silent. Because this sounds amazing.

All hail Queen Gaga.

A die-hard fan of the band The Sherlocks, whoever he may be, had a brilliant scheme to instantly become a Very Important Person.

Adam Boyd went to go see The Sherlocks rock in Manchester, UK, on February 11th, and when he got to the venue, had a less-than-awesome view. Using the power of the internet's best editable encyclopedia, Boyd quickly became the band's family.

Wikipedia's evidence of his influence is undeniable.

"I cannot believe it worked. I was expecting to be kicked out for trying," Boyd told The Daily Mail.

"From what I can remember, he had the rope going across the door, and refused to let me in, until I explained I was one of the band members' cousins, and obviously he didn't believe that, either," he explained.

"I was trying to find some way to 'prove' I was family. That's when I 'remembered' about being credited on Wikipedia, although I had changed it minutes beforehand, and showed him he and said 'Fair enough' and let me past. I guess luck was on my side, either that or a gullible bouncer?"

A similar scheme was pulled off in 2015, with another band I haven't heard of, Peking Duk, wishing congratulations.

The Sherlocks caught wind of Boyd via Lad Bible and gave him a round of applause.

Of all the promises broken this Valentines Day, none touched people so deeply as when they were disappointed by their one true love: pizza.

Here are 17 people tweeting out their truly disgusting heart-shaped pizza fails that ruined an otherwise not-at-all-commercial holiday.

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Kellyanne Conway had a pretty rough Valentine's Day. First, she was interrupted mid-REM cycle to appear on The Today Show, where she was brutally taken to task by Matt Lauer on the subject of Flynn's resignation.

After the interview, in which Trump's top advisor appeared even shakier and flakier than usual, people began to speculate that she was about to get fired:

Then late last night, a tech CEO named William LeGate noticed that Donald Trump, the White House and the President's account were no longer following her on Twitter:

This does seem like a huge red flag.

LeGate then speculated how they would go about firing her:

(That would be an inconsiderate Valentine's Day gift, but Trump's administration aren't exactly known for their consideration of people's feelings.)

But THEN things got more interesting. It seems The Donald saw what was going down, and quickly put the rumors to rest by re-following Kellyanne:

And according to this Business Insider article from early February, it looks like he never followed her to begin with.

But at this point, rumors of the mass unfollowing had already spread through the internet like wildfire(d).

Us too, Scott Weinberg. Us too.

It looks to be just a rumor for now, so we may still be seeing Kellyanne around for at least a while longer. But if alt-facts aren't for you, you can tune into Morning Joe. Co-host Mika Brzezinski said today that Conway will be banned from the show for spewing "alternative facts" lies.

At least she got fired from something, kind of.

Who doesn't love a good practical joke? (We're all good sports here, right?) This little girl has already become a master of pranks, and she's only three years old.

The three-year-old recently terrified her parent when she told them she hurt her toe and then showed them this:

Her parent, a Reddit user by the name of biglettuce, posted the photo with the caption, "My 3.5yo just came up to me and said she hurt her toe. That's a piece of grape. She pranked the shit out of me."

Yes, this small child had the smarts to peel a piece of red grape skin off and place it on her toe in a way that makes it look like a bleeding, gaping hole.

Man. Aren't kids adorable when they're faking bodily harm?

The manager at a movie theater in Australia was cleaning up after a showing of Fifty Shades Darker(the steamy sequel to Blockbuster porno Fifty Shades of Grey), when he found this veggie-surprise:

"That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a session," wrote Hayden Orpheum Picture Palace on their Facebook page.

What was this person doing with a cucumber in a movie theater? Since the cuke was in one piece, we know it wasn't this:

And based on the film's trailer, we can safely assume it was probably something kinky. Please don't make me get more specific than that.

Some skeptics thought this was a bizarre marketing ploy, but Alex Temesvari, the theater's Deputy General Manager, confirmed that it's real.

"Hand on my heart, it was actually found after our Student Night session of Fifty Shades on Monday night (actually by me!)," he told Mashable.

The photo created a stir on Facebook. Most people drew the same conclusion about the purpose of the cucumber, which led to the question: why is he handling it in the photo?? With no gloves on??

And as if this story isn't weird enough, there have been OTHER reported incidents of this nature.

This guy from Leeds, in the UK, found TWO cucumbers in the theater after a showing of the same movie:

Coincidence? I think not.

Also, this madness has been going on for some time, apparently. Because last year, when the original Fifty Shades of Grey came out, this happened:

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???

Ladies (and/or gents because who really knows?!), I don't want to cuke-shame. Do whatever you want with a cucumber or any other vegetable or fruit in the privacy of your own home.

But movie theaters are public places. Please leave your cucumbers in the refrigerator drawer at home where you can keep pretending they're for a "salad."

Qiao Dewei and Liu Shixiu are a Chinese couple who have been married for 67 years. But though they're in their 80s, Qiao had never told his wife he loves her, Chinese newspaper Sina reports. Typical!!!!

But that changed yesterday. After 67 years, Qiao finally beat those intimacy jitters, it seems. On February 14th, 2017, he finally told Liu he loves her.

But you can't just roll over in bed and say "I love you, honey" after nearly seven decades of not saying it.

So he went with a grand gesture:

Qiao arranged for a skyscraper in their city to display the words "I <3 U" in lights. The 84-year-old then reportedly kissed his wife, who was wearing a wedding dress for the first time in their marriage.

That's pretty darn romantic. ALTHOUGH, not to nitpick, but you know what would be even more romantic? Telling his wife he loved her about 67 years ago.

He's lucky he married the most patient woman on the planet. I would've pulled a Thelma and Louise before the end of year one.

Byeeeeeeeeee!